Jack was walking along the river of Three Times Around, gazing at its majestic beauty. He was a stressed and hard-working 2/3 Dart Monkey who often needed times like these to relax his frazzled body. He then decided to sit down and slosh his feet in the cool, cool water.

"I'm loving this…" he moaned as he fell backwards onto the dark grass. Just as he was about to fall asleep and dream about having sex with the Monkey King's daughter, a Tack Shooter hopped to Jack and said, "Jack! The Monkey Kingdom is under attack again!"

Jack got up and saluted. "I'm on my way….."

Meanwhile, in the MOAB Graveyard, some Sniper Monkeys, one 2/1 and one 2/4, were eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, and noscoping a bunch of Blue Bloons. With them was Sergeant Mosscop, laying on a piece of metal and smoking weed.

"Boys, we are soooo baked right now!" Mosscop said to his troops. The troops looked at him with glares of unspeakable hate. This was the fifth week in arrow that Mosscop had toked and did absolutely nothing while his troops did all the work.

Just then, Alec walked in on their little fight with a book in his hands. "Hey, sir!" he waved to the Sergeant. Mosscop looked up, and when he saw the young apprentice, he planted his hand onto his face. "Oh god…"

"I just got done writing my newest title: The Biography of O.J. Chimpson! It's about the struggles O.J. had to face during his battles in Guraagohon!" Alec smiled. "It even tells you about the 64 illegitimate children he had in the volcano ranges!"

"Alec, go to hell! I don't wanna hear your shit about some monkey who banged multiple chicks at the same time!" Mosscop fumed at Alec. "But it also tells you how he managed to castrate millions of enemy soldiers without detection!" Alec responded happily.

Mosscop shook his fist at Alec. "Look, buddy….you're on my last nerve, so you'd better skedaddle your little ass outta here, or I noscope your ugly mug." Alec didn't hear any of this as he was going on about the countless and eccentric deeds of O.J.

Back at the action, Jack, the aftermentioned Tack Shooter (which was called Skip by the way), and a few 2/3 Boomerang Throwers were attacking a strong wave of Ceramic Bloons. Jack and Skip were at the end of the Supply Line to attack the weaker Bloons.

Alec walked in on the action and yelled, "THE BIOGRAPHY OF O.J. CHIMPSON! GET IT RIGHT HERE!" All of the Bloons rushed towards him and tried to get the book. Alec left the ball of Bloon violence to meet up with the shocked and awed Monkeys (and Skip).

"Hey guys, let's go get some Subway."