KIDS NEXT DOOR

OPERATION KAMPER

Kids

Are

Mad,

Punctual,

Everyday

Really?

"Well then class." The 4th grade teacher announced, "Now since it's time for summer vacation…" He was interrupted by the screams of happiness from the children. The kids were whispering to each other what they were gonna do during the summer. He continued, "As I was saying, now since it's time for summer, since you kids aren't doing anything academic, the school principal, and the school district, order that you go to an educational camp."

The kids moaned. Numbuh Four said, "Man! Are you guys serious! We have to go to a cruddy camp? That is insane!" The teacher hovered over his desk, "Again, you must go to a summer camp. Since the school doesn't trust you to choose where to go I have assigned a camp for each of you. I gave everyone of you partners because I didn't want you all to be lonely." The kids moaned even louder. Numbuh One looked at him with anticipation, "Please don't pair me up with Lizzie. Please oh please! She'll suffocate me!"

The teacher announced, "Well let's start with you! Hoagie! You'll be paired up with Tony." Numbuh Two waved at him. "Let's see…Ahh! Yes! Abigail, you'll be paired with Nigel! You two should get along well." Numbuh Five smiled at Numbuh One, tipping her hat. "And who else…Lucille, you'll go with Joey. Jordan you'll go with Gordon… and last but not least Wallabee Beatles you will go with Kuki Sanban. Learn something about her culture. She's a smart girl. I wish you were…" He mumbled.

Numbuh Three waved flirtatiously. Numbuh Four pretended he didn't care. But he felt...happy. Finally the bell rang. "If you don't stick with your partners you will be in deep trouble when you come back…Mr. Beatles." The teacher gave him a glare. "Oh don't worry teach! I'll be a good mate!" Numbuh Four smiled, actually meaning what he said.

The 5 kids walked out, "Man. I can't believe we need partners to go to summer camp. And we waste our whole summer making wallets and key chains for crummy adults." Numbuh Two complained. "Hey just be glad you didn't get paired up with Muffy Jenkins!" Numbuh Five said. "Well I'm glad I'm with someone I know! Huh? Numbuh Four?" Numbuh Three asked.

"Yeah! I mean, how cool is that! How do you guys feel about it Numbuh One?" Numbuh Four asked. "Whatever." Numbuh Five answered smiling. "Well I guess it's cool. I mean it's better than sitting around going to the beach all day." Numbuh One said, lifting his backpack. "Yeah. I wonder what camp we'll be in Numbuh Three." Numbuh Four said turning his head to her. "Ohh! I hope we get the Care-and-Share camp!" Numbuh Three said clapping. "They have a cruddy camp like that! Man!" Numbuh Four said. "I guess we'll get a letter in the mail telling us what camp we're going to." Numbuh One explained.

A few days later a letter came in the mail. Telling them exactly what Numbuh One had predicted. It looked like this:

Hoagie Gilligan and Tony Mastocholi………………….. Inventing Camp "The camp full of ideas!"

Nigel Uno and Abigail Lincoln…………………………… Leader Society "Where the greatest leaders are born."

Wallabee Beatles and Kuki Sanban………………………. Boot Camp

"Where juvenile delinquents are molded to good."

Numbuh Four looked at the paper unbelieving, "BOOT CAMP! I'M GOING TO BOOT CAMP!" Numbuh Three gasped, "I'm not a juben- juvil-" "You mean a juvenile deliquint?" Numbuh One corrected. "Yeah that!" Numbuh Three's eyes flamed up, "This is all your fault Numbuh Four!" She yelled as she stomped off to her room.

Numbuh Four stood there with his mouth open. But his thoughts were, "Cool. I'M GONNA SEE NUMBUH THREE'S EVIL SIDE!" Then he screeched, "I CAN'T WAIT...OR HELP IT!" Numbuh Four said, waving his arms around. Kuki just walked in, "You can't help what Numbuh Four? Sending Kuki Sanban to boot camp!" Numbuh Three yelled from the doorway, "You BIG MEANIE!"

"I'm a meanie?"

"YES YOU ARE!" Numbuh Three yelled, her eyes closing as she yelled.

She ran over to her room. Wally looked at her. So mad. So angry. As much as he wants to see her rough side he felt guilty. As always. Kuki jumped on her bed and cried her eyes out in her pillow. She picked up a rainbow monkey and started talking to it, "You think Wally is a meanie? I don't think so. I was just so mad and-" Wally started listening before he came in. "Huh. That's weird I thought I heard something. Oh well. Anyway I was just so mad and I…I…" She started whispering. Wally did his best to listen and shockingly, he did. She whispered to her rainbow monkey, "I….I…I like him…."

Wally blushed. A huge smile spread on his face. "She likes me?" He knocked on her curtain door. "Come in." Kuki chimed. She saw who it was and her smile went away. "Oh hey Numbuh Four." She said coldly. Wally replied, "Erm,Kuki? I just wanted to apologize." Kuki looked up at him, her face tearstained, "Really? You mean it..." She sniffled, "You mean it Numbuh Four?"

Wally scratched the back of his neck, "Uh yeah…And Kuki? I..I….I heard what you said about me….and I uhhh…...Like you too…" Kuki smiled and wiped her face, "You really mean it?" Wally answered, "Cross my forehead and hope to die." Kuki giggled, "That's not how you say it silly."

"Oh yeah?

"Yeah Wally."

"Oh yeah Kooks? How about we decide this on a match of Wrestle Mania 3!"

"YOU'RE ON!" Kuki yelled. Hoagie peeked out, "Numbuh Three? What are you yellin' about? Numbuh Five is sleeping! You know how cranky she gets!"

Numbuh Three whispered, "Oh sorry."

Hoagie turned back, "That's better."

Wally and Kuki fought so hard. Kuki was kicking his butt. Kuki brought him down with a body slam. A noogie and a kick in the shin. Wally yelled out as he lost, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Kuki did her victory dance, "Numbuh Three! Numbuh Three! I gotcha! OH YEAH! WHOO!"

Kuki looked at him, "Best 2 outta 3?"

"You know it! I won't let a shelia beat me!" They continued pushing buttons and moving around.

"C'mon! C'mon! Ah! CRUD!"

Kuki looked at him, so mad. So what she did was say, "Geez my hands are getting sweaty!" Then she wiped her hands on her shirt, let go of the controller as Wally body slammed her to the ground, "Oh yeah! I got ya Kuki!" Then Wally did his victory dance, "Na, na, na, na! I really beat you! Na, na, na, na! And I really knew! I BEAT YOU!" Kuki rolled her eyes. Hoagie came in again, "I TOLD YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN!"

Abby came out of her room. She looked really mad right now, "HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN JR.! YOU DID NOT JUST WAKE UP NUMBUH FIVE!" Hoagie started running away as Abby hit him with her hat as Nigel joined in. He loved smacking Hoagie. Then everyone started hitting him, "Hey you guys cut it out!" Hoagie pleaded.

Abby shrugged as she walked off. Nigel went back to planning maneuvers and Wally and Kuki started playing games again. Hoagie walked off mumbling to himself as he rubbed the places he'd been hit. Kuki and Wally giggled mischievously. Hoagie looked back at Wally and Kuki, who started whistling "innocently."

Hoagie rolled his eyes, "Oh yeah. Now I KNOW you guys didn't do anything!" Wally whispered to himself, "Yeees!" (and you know when you get happy and you bring in your arm, clench ur fist, he did that, I couldn't explain it though.) Kuki snickered to herself. Wally just kept on playing.

Wally beat Kuki again. When he got up and did his victory dance, he accidentally stepped on Kuki's foot. "YEOW! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!" Kuki yelled.

"NUH-UH! WHY IN THE NAME OF CRUD WOULD I DO THAT TO YOU KUKI! I ALREADY TOLD YOU….how I feel."

Kuki still yelled at him, "I DON'T CARE! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!" Wally yelled back, his eyes tearing up, "KUKI! I DID NOT STEP ON YOUR FOOT! WHY WOULD I WANT TO STEP ON A CRUDDY GIRLS FOOT?" Nigel peeked in to see what all the hubbub was about. Nigel saw them yelling. He thought of something to tear them apart.

"NUMBUH THREE AND NUMBUH FOUR! FRONT AND CENTER!" Hoagie heard everyone yelling and eavesdropped on what had happened. He heard Nigel scolding them, "You guys, stop all the yelling and apologize! It was an accident. And mean it." Kuki turned to Wally, her eyes full of tears, "I'm sorry Wally." Wally turned to her and felt bad, "Sorry Kuki." Kuki wiped her eyes and smiled. Nigel was leaving, "Now was that soooo hard?" Hoagie ran back to his room. But it was too late, Nigel had already caught him, "So listening to other operatives troubles, eh?" Hoagie squealed and ran away, Nigel lowered his glasses, and raised his eyebrows watching Hoagie run away. He walked away, "That's better."

Wally noticed Kuki was sorry, so he walked over to her and hugged her tight, "It's ok Kuki. I'm sorry, it's my fault I started gloating." Kuki shook her head, "Nooo it's all my fault I started complaining for such a little thing."

Wally smiled hugged her. Kuki hugged him back. Suddenly they heard someone knock on the door. Kuki said to Wally, "I'll get it!" She skipped to the door. Someone pulled her out as she let out a squeal. Wally heard her and ran to the door. He saw a shadow holding Kuki up into the air putting his hand over her mouth. Wally clenched his fists, "You let her go you freak of nature!" The shadow kicked him in both shins and he fell to the ground. Kuki yelled out a muffled voice, "Mpph!" (Wally!)

Wally woke up. Kuki woke up next to him. Wally looked at her and said, "Where are we?"

She shrugged, "I dunno." She looked around and noticed there was torture devices of every kind. Kuki pointed her finger, shaking it, "Uhhh Wally? I think I know where we are…" Kuki pointed to a sign that read, "BOOT CAMP TORTURE ROOM."

Wally's face went pale. Kuki slid across to Wally and held him tight, "I'm scared Wally. I don't need to be in boot camp…." Wally lowered his head, "Don't worry Kooks," he said with a forced smile in a positive voice, "I'll get us outta 'ere." Kuki smiled, "Ok." Kuki grabbed his hand as they glided across the room.

Suddenly a light went on. Kuki and Wally stood there as still as they could. Someone shown the light on their faces, "'Ello you two." A man said with a British accent. Wally stammered. Kuki cried. "Ello and welcome to boot camp. Wallabee Beatles you should enjoy your stay here. But you Kuki, I don't know about you…" He snickered.

Kuki lowered her head and Wally patted her on the back. Kuki smiled. The British man thought, "Hmmm, the bond between these two is…Hmmm…I can use it against them…."

"Oh how stupid am I? Ello! My name is Theodore my good fellows." Wally laughed to himself as Kuki tried to hold in her laugh.

"Theodore? More like Theodork!" Kuki laughed.

"No, no, no! Theodope!" They both laughed together.

Theodore got madder and madder, "Ok you little punks! FRONT AND CENTER!" Kuki shook and Wally stood up proudly.

"HERE ARE YOUR UNIFORMS YOU LITTLE URCHINS!" Kuki hesitated to get it. She shook and grabbed it fast. She looked at it and threw it in disgust, "Eeew! Can't I wear my rainbow monkey army suit?" Theodore shook his head, "NO WAY IS ANY KID IN THIS CAMP GONNA WEAR GIRLY STUFF LIKE THAT!"

Wally hid as he told Theodore, "You betta run. She gets really mad whenever people think rainbow monkeys are dumb." Theodore gave him a, "Phhh! Nothin.'" Kuki's eyes started glowing red, "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT RAINBOW MONKEYS!" Theodore shook, "Umm they were girly?" Kuki charged at him, "AHHHH!" Theodore ran, "OK OK! YOU CAN WEAR THE RAINBOW MONKEY ARMY SUIT!"

Kuki smiled, "Thank you Mr. Theodore!" Wally laughed. Theodore looked at him, "OH YEAH! YA THINK THAT'S FUNNY! DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 SOLDIER! AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT PUT THIS UNIFORM ON!" Wally dropped to the ground, "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9" Kuki looked at him in horror. "15,16,17,18,19,20." Wally dropped to the ground, tired. Kuki ran over to him, she hated to see him like this.

Theodore looked at them evilly. After he started apologizing, "I'm awfully sorry about that, tut, tut. My temper went up." Kuki gave him a look and turned to Wally, "Are you ok? You've gotta be ok." She said crying. Wally got up and said, "Man, am I outta shape. Thank ya mate." Theodore waved at him, "It was nothing guv'ner." Wally walked out with Kuki. Wally ran into the bathroom and changed into his outfit.

Kuki waited outside to get changed into hers. Wally came out, "Maaan! These uniforms are sooo cool!" Kuki looked at him, "Whatever just get out of the bathroom." Kuki ran inside and got dressed. Well her outfit was much more girly. Hers had different shades of the rainbow in the army design. She wore a long sleeved shirt and a mini skirt in rainbow colors. Wally looked at her and his jaw dropped. "You like it Wally?"

Kuki said impervious to what Wally was thinking, "Whoa." Kuki smiled and blushed. Wally shook his head, "You look good Kuki." He said smiling. "Hey, Wally! Let's go see what cabins we're in…" Wally grabbed her wrist and they ran off to the boards. Kuki read it off:

Mandy Thornstein

Rosie Pickers

Grizelda Bearstir

Kuki Sanban………………………………... Tough gals Cabin

Wallabee Beatles

Eddie Tuff

Ted Dybear

Billy Pickers………………………………... Chaps Cabin

Wally looked at the paper, "CHAPS CABIN? THAT'S LAME! YOU GET THIS COOL CABIN NAME AND I GET CHAPS CABIN?" Kuki laughed. Some guy passed by Wally and winked at Kuki. She giggled as Wally clenched his fists. Kuki waved at him as he walked up to her, "So my name is Ted Dybear, you new here?" Kuki nodded. Wally looked at him. Ted gave him a look, "So is this…" He looked on the list, "Wallabee Beatles, is he your boyfriend or something?" Kuki laughed out loud, "HIM? MY BOYFRIEND? Ha! We're just in the same sector silly!"

"Sector? For what? Oh yeah Kids Next Door. What's your Numbuh? And yours WALLABEE?" Ted asked, getting all up in Wally's face.

Kuki giggled, "I'm Numbuh Three and he's Numbuh Four." She pointed at Wally and hugged him. Ted looked at them and walked away, "Oh, okay see ya! Bye Numbuh Three!" Kuki waved back, "BYE TED!" Ted rolled his eyes as he walked away, "Girls."

Wally clenched his fist, but went to Kuki and asked her, "So uh what's your schedule for camp?" Kuki turned to him and scanned thru her schedule, "Well I've got crawling session, a fighting session, and trash pick-up. What do you have?" Wally had just looked at his and his jaw dropped, "I have the same classes as you! But…I…have an extra one…" Kuki jumped up and down, "WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT!" Wally lowered his head, "I have…" He gulped, "A rainbow monkey care-and-share class." Kuki squeaked with glee, "OH! LUCKY! ONLY 3 KIDS GET THAT!" Wally looked at her, "How'd you know that?" Kuki pointed her sleeve at the counselor's dorm, "I saw it on that counselor's student sheet. It also said how to escape from this camp." Wally yelled at her, "YOU MEAN THAT YOU KNEW HOW TO GET OUTTA HERE ALREADY?"

Kuki shrugged, "Well, yeah." Wally looked at her, "Well then why didn't you tell me?" Kuki blushed and lowered her head, Well I…." She started to twist her sweater around, "Well…I wanted just the 2 of us to be together for a while…." Wally blushed and jumped back, "Really?" Kuki raised her head, "Yeah." Wally got the guts to hug her and she returned it. Kuki smiled and flirted, "Oh Wally!" Wally smiled and returned it laughing, "Numbuh Three!" He said, kinda angry. Kuki giggled. Wally looked at her and smiled. He couldn't help but feel good inside. He loved to make her laugh. He looked into her eyes as she laughed, her eyes were glimmering.

Or as Kuki said her eyes were kira-kira which is Japanese for glimmering. Wally got up his courage and said, "Kuki…" Kuki stopped laughing to the seriousness of his voice, "What is it Wally?" He took a deep breath and said, "Kuki I think your eyes are pretty…." Kuki's eyes looked even more beautiful. Then she clapped her hands, "SAY IT AGAIN!" Wally crossed his arms, "Nope." Kuki frowned then looked at his face that was smiling, "You stinky head!" She said laughing. Suddenly a huge shadow was cowering over them, "IN BOOT CAMP THERE IS NOOOOO LAUGHING. LAUGHING IS PROHIBITED!"

"Oh hey Theodork." Wally commented. Theodore gave him a glare and then looked at Kuki, "Hey Mister Theodope." Theodore gave both of them a glare and told Wally, "ANOTHER 20 PUSH-UPS! NOW!" Wally fell to the ground as he complained, "Why doesn't SHE have to do push-ups?" Theodore looked at him like it was a good idea. Kuki's eyes flamed and looked at Theodore. Theodore shook in fear, "No no! The little lady doesn't HAVE to do push-ups…" Kuki smiled at him, "Good Mister Meanie Man."

She stuck her tongue out at Wally. Theodore turned to Kuki, "Would you care to join me in eating chocolates in my dorm?" Wally answered, "SURE MATE!" Theodore turned to him, "Not you ya Nitwit. The lady." Kuki blushed and smiled, "Of course Mr. Nice person." Kuki skipped along with Theodore. Wally looked at her. Then he yelled, "WHY AM I STILL DOING PUSH-UPS! I WENT PAST 20!"

Kuki turned back to Wally and signaled him to come with her. She'd get this guy to give her whatever she wanted. And she knew just what to do with her special power. Theodore opened the tent door for Kuki as she walked in, "Hmmm…This place could definitely get a MAKE-OVER!" She ran over to the mirror, "Who's this? Britney Spears?" She gave him a sly look. Theodore blushed as he snatched the photo away, "She's uhh…SHE'S MY FAVORITE SINGER! YEAH THAT'S IT!"

Kuki gave him a look then turned her head to Wally who was following close behind. She winked at him and said to Theodore, "Listen punk. Me and my friend here wanna get outta this dump. You've got 2 days to get us outta here. GOT IT!" Theodore looked at her shaking his head, "Kuki, Kuki, Kuki. You just don't get it do you? I've known your little friend has been following us in here. And our boot camp promise is "Where we mold juvenile delinquents to good." So that's our promise."

Kuki was confused, "So what?" Theodore looked at Wally then Kuki, "So what? It means that we are going to keep you guys here until you are molded to good. So that means you will be staying here until you turn into ADULTS!"

He gave out an evil laugh as Kuki and Wally looked at each other gasping in horror, "WE CAN'T STAY 'ERE MATE! BECAUSE I STILL WANNA SEE MY FRIENDS!" Wally shouted. Theodore looked at him, "You don't know do you? THEY'VE BEEN HERE FOR 2 DAYS! Every single kid that got assigned camps is here! So then every kid in the universe will turn into adults! So that means that there will be no more KIDS NEXT DOOR!"

Theodore pulled out his outfit, "You Kids Next Door are so gullible." Kuki lifted her finger and shook it, "It's…it's…" Wally whispered to himself, "It's Father."

OMG! FATHER IS KEEPING ALL KIDS THERE! WHO'S GONNA SAVE THEM? See what they do in my sequel, "Operation TEAM." And if anyone has any good ideas for the word "TEAM" PULEEZ HELP ME! Oh ya. And also puleez review.