A/N

Yeah, I really felt like writing this out. I have a pretty sever writers block on my other story and I kind of wanted to do something since i have sometime before school and because I'm sick. It's a roleplay between my Moirail and I awhile back that we didn't finish so I'm having some fun with this. People should go read her stories, fucking cooler than Antarctica during a blizzard. It's Pride Makara. But enough of boring you with this, read.?

"Ugh..." There is a groan and a shuffle of blankets. " What time is it?" An annoyed voice comes through the blankets and a figure moves out of the bed. He stumbles over to his bathroom and looks into the mirror. You're Karkat Vantas and you have no idea what your day is going to turn into.

You brush your hair and teeth, complaining that no matter how fucking hard you try your hair refuses to cooperate, and grab your shirt heading back out to your room. Being in The Veil it's more like a cave, but you like it anyways. Flopping down onto your bed you stare up at the ceiling " I wonder what-" You couldn't even finish your thought before you were interrupted by the person you were thinking of. " This better be worth my fucking time."

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TC: WhAt'S Up KaRbRo?

CG: OH WELL LOOK IT HERE, ANOTHER IDIOT WASTING UP MY TIME JUST BY WANTING TO SEE HOW I AM DOING. KNOWING I PROBABLY CAN'T ESCAPE THE ONSLAUGHT OF A *FRIENDLY* CONVERSATION WITH YOU I'M JUST GOING TO SAY FINE ASSHOLE WHAT ABOUT YOU?

You really do NOT feel like talking to Gamzee right now. You just woke up, and there is no way in hell you feel like putting up with his jugglo ass.

TC: NoT mUcH, I JuSt wAnTeD tO sEe If YoU cOuLd HaNg. TaVbRo Is Up aNd HaNgInG WiTh ThAt DaVe, OtHeRwIsE I'd Be KiCkInG SwEeT sLaMs WiTh HiM

CG:…...SO IT DIDN'T COME ACROSS YOUR RUSTED THINK PAN THAT I, OF ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE ON THIS METEOR, MIGHT JUST BE THE BUSIEST ONE? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I *WANT* TO HANG OUT WITH YOU? THE ONLY REASON TAVROS IS HANGING OUT WITH DAVE IS BECAUSE HE'S A LOT, A FUCKING LOT, COOLER THAN YOU. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING SINCE HE HAS GOT TO BE THE DOUCHEST DOUCHEBAG ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING VEIL. SINCE WE DON'T HAVE A PLANET ANYMORE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE NEXT BEST THING.

TC: ThAt MoThErFuCkEr Is NoT cOoLeR ThAn Me. TaVbRo jUsT wAnTs To MaKe sOmE NeW FrIeNdS.

"Fuck you, Makara." You say at loud towards the screen, you know he can't here you but you could care less. You know that Tavros is his flush-crush. Why doesn't he just admit that?

CG: OH? FRIENDS, YEAH THAT IS GOT TO BE THE BEST FUCKING EXPLANATION OF A FLUSH-CRUSH. IT'S LIKE YOUR SHITTY PIES AND SODA IS FUCKING UP YOUR EYES TOO. IT PROBALY IS SINCE OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR FLUSHED FOR TAVROS.

TC: We'Re JuSt BrO's He Is NoT My FlUsH KaRbRo.

CG: THEN WHO IS IT GAMZEE? CAUSE I THINK YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING.

TC: KaRbRo, Do YoU WaNt To HaNgOuT oR NoT? I NoT Up AnD FeElLiNg lIkE TeLlInG YoU.

CG: NO, I DON'T THINK I'M DONE WITH THAT OTHER CONVERSATION. WHO DO YOU LIKE GAMZEE? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE TAV THEN I THINK YOUR SELECTION OF PEOPLE ARE SMALLER. NOBODY IN THIS ENTIRE METOER WOULD EVEN WANT YOU IN THERE QUADRENTS. YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO GET TAVROS TO ACCEPT THE IDEA OF YOUR RED FEELINGS TOWARD HIM.

TC: FUCK YOU KARKAT

I do not like tavros

AND IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

I'm going to shove your motherfucking husktop

DOWN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PROTEIN SHUTE!

Shit, that's new. Gamzee never flips his shit, or change his typing for that matter. What the hell just happened?

TC: I don't even give a flying fuck if he does like that asshole

BUT HE IS A DEAD FUCKER IF HE FUCKS WITH TAV

do you get that?

DEAD

I'm not joking, he's been irritating me non-fucking-stop since we've got on this meteor

WITH HIS BLASPHEMOUS RAPS

CG: GAMZEE, CALM DOWN. YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

TC: does it look like I give a fuck?

I'M GOING TO SLIT HIS MOTHERFUCKING THROAT

he's blood will be my paint

AND I'LL MAKE HIS BONES TO MY MOTHERFUCKING STARDUST.

CG: …...GAMZEE...WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE HAD A PIE?

TC: FUCK THE PIES

I can't make anymore

BEEN TRYING TO STAY CALM

but that motherfucking strider

HAS NOT BEEN ALL HELPING.

SHIT, this is not good. The last time Gamzee was sober he tried to kill Nepeta. it took like three people just to get ONE of his clubs. You got to try and calm him down, you don't need anyone to die.

CG: WELL KILLING HIM WOULDN'T SOLVE ANYTHING.

TC: I think it solves every fucking this

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ANY MORE OF HIS SHIT.

why do you care anyways?

YOU BARELY EVEN LIKE HIM!

CG: THAT MIGHT BE TRUE, BUT IF YOU KILL HIM THERE WOULD BE A CLOWN HUNT.

TC:…...ARE YOU FEELING RED FOR DAVE?!

CG: NO!

TC: oh my gog

YOU LIKE STRIDER!

CG: I DO NOT LIKE THAT ASSHOLE!

TC:... I won't kill strider then karbro

IF YOU DO THIS BROTHER A FAVOR.

CG:…...WHAT?

TC: if you kiss me.

"What?" Did he just, no, wait, what? You can't help but stumble your words. Did Gamzee Makara, your best friend and flush-crush, ask you to kiss him? He must be joking. Right?

TC: I'LL SEE YOU IN THE LAB, UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

"Oh my Gog," You drop your husktop and blush from excitement and fear. " He's fucking serious!?"