Me: Welcome to The Alchemist is Back!
Chiro: Shouldn't you be focusing on other thing?
Me: Like what?
Gibson: Raised by Monkeys.
Otto: The Monkey Boy and the Teen Ghost.
Sprx: Hitchhiking.
Me: I know I should! But I'm stuck! Again!
Antauri: We understand.
Nova: Nobody's judging you.
Me: Thanks. Well this is a prologue. I'm going to write this, write Chapter One and then publish it. So thanks for the support! And a special thanks to AnimeAdict202 for inspiring this story! Thanks!
Chiro: Aunna doesn't own SRMTHFG.
Monkeys: Read and Review!
Prologue
I knew it was a crazy idea. I knew I could die from what I was about to try. But thousands of lives were being ended everyday by Skeleton King and his army of the undead. My allies were falling every where I looked. I knew what would stop the madness. I had to destroy Skeleton King.
I left at dawn. The undead didn't even realize me stalking the land. I rushed to the Skeleton King fortress. The quicker I ended this war, the more lives would be saved, and the more lives saved would stop Skeleton King from gaining power.
I shivered as I approached the secret entrance I had found earlier in the week. Antauri didn't even know I was here. He wouldn't know for a few hours at the least. I prayed that nothing bad would happen to them. Life wasn't worth living without the Monkey Team.
I squeezed through the tight space. The place was eerily lit and the army of Skeleton King marched out into the world, going to release havoc on Shuggazoom City. I had to hurry. They wouldn't attack for a few hours but I needed to stop further blood shed.
I sneaked towards Skeleton King's throne room. I saw Mandarin at the doorway and paused. I knew if Mandarin spotted me I was so dead. I couldn't be stopped now. I wouldn't be stopped.
I waited for ten minutes before Mandarin left. I snuck out of my hiding place and crawled into the throne room. I found a hiding spot and looked.
There the undead king sat. His eyes were empty but seemed to see everything. His entire body looked like bones but it was muscle. My eyes widened. How could I stop this monstrosity by myself?
I felt something invisible close around my neck and I began to struggle. I was lifted from my hiding place and put in the Skeleton King's sight. "Stupid boy," Skeleton King hissed. "You thought you could defeat me yourself? I admit you're courageous boy. That you are. But you have just sealed you're doom. Any last words?"
I smiled. "Monkey Fu!" I shouted and hit the king straight on. He howled in pain and I was dropped to the floor. I kicked him in the face and he blasted me into the wall. Jumping up from his attack I prepared to destroy him or die in the attempt.
"You foolish boy!" He screeched. Skeleton King hit me with his staff and I recovered quickly.
"Chiro Spearo!" I yelled and a bolt of lightning hit Skeleton King in the chest. He growled.
We fought for hours, trying to gain the upper hand. I knocked Skeleton King to the floor and prepared to destroy him. But I found I couldn't. There's another way… a small voice in my head said.
I felt the power primate build inside me, just like when we had brought back Sprx. I crossed my arms and directed the power at Skeleton King. SK screamed out loud. But his undead scream turned more human with each passing moment.
I collapsed after fifteen minutes. I'm sorry Tauri, I thought and looked to see my doom.
But I didn't see that at all. I didn't see Skeleton King anymore. What I saw was much more comforting.
Where the Skeleton King once was, stood the creator of the monkeys.
The Alchemist had returned.