Hiyo kiddies. :D

I understand that the Kimiko Chronicles fans are wanting to kill me right now but... THIS IDEA WAS JUST KILLING MY BRAIN! You can expect an update in the near future. Maybe.

Okay, I know this story is going to suck. I know that I suck at writing. And grammar. And plotting. And-... Okay, okay. I suck. But I'm glad you guys decided to take a look at it.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING. NOTHING. O_O

The whole thing happened so fast. The whole thing happened with such sudden intensity that it was understandable if those who were involved would deny it ever happening had the event not occurred with such strong impact on their emotions.

But the proof was right there.

Sakura kissed Naruto. In front of Sasuke.

You may not find this too shocking. You may even be a little pleasantly surprised if you're one of those NaruSaku fans.

Until… hehe… Until you find out the truth…

You see, Sakura was one of those people that your mother, your father, and your protective older siblings would warn you about over and over again. Sasuke listened obediently to his mother's warnings, his father's angry rants at two in the morning, and his older brother's simple yet terrifyingly effective words of wisdom. Sakura, and girls like her, were not to be trusted.

But Sakura was special. She had a witty, crafty mind. In most cases, she could get what she wanted. But getting Sasuke was by far the most difficult thing she had ever done.

And just by making one tiny, simple mistake… It was her greatest downfall.

…

Sasuke stared at the scene before him with large, slate-gray eyes, Kami forbid them turning onyx red in such a moment of vulnerability.

He didn't want to believe it was happening. But the proof was right there in front of him. His girlfriend was having a tongue war with his best friend.

The emotional pain he was experiencing while watching the entire display in front of him was something close to being stabbed with a kunai. Not pleasant, as you can probably tell.

Sakura and Naruto broke apart for air, which is when they noticed Sasuke standing there, a 'deer in the headlights' sort of look spread across his pale, yet beautiful (1) face.

OH SHIT, Sakura and Naruto mentally screeched.

Sakura threw Naruto down on the ground in an attempt to push off him to get a running start at Sasuke to try and explain the situation.

But she was too late, for he had already used his ninja awesomeness to sprint away, off into the gloomy, foggy night.

"SASUKE, WAIT!" She yelled. Yet as I had already explained, she was too slow.

She fell to her knees on the snowy ground, burying her face in her hands and sobbing.

Naruto, who was now out cold, lied there on the ground behind her; his face was frozen in a look of shock and bewilderment.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was running through the foggy, frozen night with tears running down his pale, perfect face.

The Uchiha Compound was strangely silent as he ran to the Uchiha mansion he called home, but he couldn't really bring himself to give a damn.

When he did finally reach his house, he was chilled to the bone and wanting nothing more than to curl up in his bed and die.

But despite his best efforts, Itachi still caught him.

"And where have you been?" Itachi asked, leaning against the doorframe of his bedroom as Sasuke attempted to sneak down the hall.

"… Out..." Sasuke replied simply, slipping past his brother and continuing down the hall to his own room.

He was gone from Itachi's view a moment later.

Itachi thought he saw tear tracks on his precious little brother's face, and that was all he needed to get into his psycho killer mode.

"Alright, who am I brutally murdering today?" he whispered to himself, heading to Sasuke's room.

He found Sasuke lying on his bed, face buried in his arms and taking in quick gulps of air.

I taught him to conceal his tears too well, Itachi thought with a vague sense of pride.

"… Sasuke…?" He asked softly.

Sasuke promptly wiped his face off with his forearms before looking at his brother, although he knew hiding it was useless by that point.

"Why are you crying?" Itachi asked, walking in and sitting down on Sasuke's bed.

Sasuke averted his brother's steady gaze by looking down at the floor. He tried to get himself to stop shaking, but when you're crying and cold at the same time, shaking is an involuntary movement that you just can't control.

"Sasuke. Why are you crying? " Itachi tried again, putting an arm around his brother's shaking frame.

"… I don't wanna… talk about it…" Sasuke finally choked out.

Itachi now put both his arms around Sasuke in a comforting hug.

"You wanna sleep with me tonight?" Itachi asked softly, realizing how cold and shaky his brother was.

Sasuke nodded against Itachi's chest.

Itachi let go of Sasuke and they both went to Itachi's room.

They sat there on Itachi's bed, and Itachi was sure to make note that as soon as Sasuke was asleep, he was going to call Shisui and plot where to hide the bodies of whoever dared to make his dear little brother cry.

He knew it had to be severe, because Sasuke was a gifted ninja. He could hold his own in a battle, he was a hardcore Uchiha. Of course he didn't cry easily.

But when a time arose when Sasuke did cry, you could be reassured that Itachi would take care of the situation.

Like right now.

Itachi wrapped an arm around Sasuke, and made Sasuke look at him.

"Spill. Who am I killing?" (2)

Sasuke was in no mood to explain, however.

"I don't wanna talk about it…" He said solemnly, looking down again.

The look that flashed in Sasuke's eyes would make any self-respecting fangirl squeal and die of morbid happiness.

Itachi didn't want to force his Sasuke to tell him, but when you're a protective older brother like Itachi…

Sasuke sighed shakily. He decided that it was best to tell.

"… Sakura was kissing Naruto…" He whispered, breaking down in silent tears.

Itachi, after making mental note to torture before killing, wrapped his arms around Sasuke and ran a hand through Sasuke's damp hair.

LATER THAT NIGHT…

Sasuke had curled up next to Itachi and fallen into a dreary sleep. Itachi made sure Sasuke was warm, then, with great agility, crept out of the room using his ninja awesomeness.

He went to the phone and dialed a number he knew by heart.

Shisui's number.

After ringing exactly 3 times, Shisui picked up.

"Hello?" He answered groggily.

"You sound sleepy." Itachi commented.

"… Itachi? What are you doing calling me at 1 in the morning?"

"It's an emergency."

"It better be…"

"Remember that fangirl bitch Sasuke was going out with?"

"Yeah…?"

"She made out with the hokage's kid in front of Sasuke-!"

The phone hung up.

Before Itachi even had time to wonder what had happened, Shisui was standing behind him.

"I'll help you hide the bodies."

"Nice reaction time." Itachi commented, impressed.

"You will learn in time." Shisui said, grinning.

"Oh please. If I'd known that Sakura-bitch was snogging the hokage's kid in front of Sasuke I would be burning the bodies right now. I KNOW how to react quickly."

"Yeah, keep telling yourself that. NOW WHERE IS THE PINK BITCH AND THE KYUUBI THING?"

"We'll worry about that tomorrow. And keep it down. Sasuke's asleep."

"… Did you take pictures…?"

"Why would I do that? He just got his heart broken-…" Itachi was cut off by Shisui's brilliant eyes, which were screaming 'OH DROP THE ACT ALREADY.'

"Yeah." Itachi said dejectedly, glancing at his digital camera on the kitchen table.

(1): Oh, what? WHAT? You don't think he's pretty?

(2): Such a classic protective older brother term. Who am I killing?

How was it? SO MANY ERRORS I KNOW... I tried. I really did.

Special thanks to ArAnCaR No. 6 for the back-up. *bows* I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL (supposed spelling fail) FOR YOUR OPINION.

So... You guys ready to reivew? I'd enjoy the constructive criticism, and I know there's got to be at least one person out there that liked it. Maybe. Okiedokie. The review button beckons you.