Things You Hear at Mayo Band Camp
Okay, I got to a school called Mayo *I live in the same town as this little hospital they call the Mayo Clinic…* and we have band camp for the Mayo HS band, and everything we say there sounds sick out of context cuz I'm just a hormone raging teen. I think it's obvious I'm in color guard, but I also play alto and bari sax so :-P
Oh, and I know this whole story idea is kinda a cliché, but oh well, I think it's funny!
"I don't wanna see you wearing pants," our color guard instructor.
"It's not sticking your boobs our as much as…" color guard instructor again.
"Over the lunch break I became a Mormon!" I said this solely to piss off my brother's friend, Dan.
"We have weapons, yes we do, I'd run if I were you!" The color guard's response to anyone yelling "We have spirit, yes we do, we have spirit, how about you?"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Desi reenacting the drum major screaming "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEES!" during the "With Pride" cheer.
"Head lice!" I dunno, our teacher said this, and the upper classmen got it, but since I'm only a sophomore, I didn't.
"It's giving me a wedgie!" Me, describing an ill fitting uniform for color guard.
"The band sure is doing some interesting music this season," a recent graduate, who had just walked up to the guard listening to rap music when we were supposed to be listening to the show.
"Ahhhh...Bach!" Me acting like I get something, but I have no friggin' clue.
"Fight Fight Fight with all your blah blah blah!" Our instructor, who doesn't know our school song.
Well, that's all for day one, I'll put up whatever happens tomorrow, thanks you guys for actually readin
Okay, I got to a school called Mayo *I live in the same town as this little hospital they call the Mayo Clinic…* and we have band camp for the Mayo HS band, and everything we say there sounds sick out of context cuz I'm just a hormone raging teen. I think it's obvious I'm in color guard, but I also play alto and bari sax so :-P
Oh, and I know this whole story idea is kinda a cliché, but oh well, I think it's funny!
"I don't wanna see you wearing pants," our color guard instructor.
"It's not sticking your boobs our as much as…" color guard instructor again.
"Over the lunch break I became a Mormon!" I said this solely to piss off my brother's friend, Dan.
"We have weapons, yes we do, I'd run if I were you!" The color guard's response to anyone yelling "We have spirit, yes we do, we have spirit, how about you?"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Desi reenacting the drum major screaming "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEES!" during the "With Pride" cheer.
"Head lice!" I dunno, our teacher said this, and the upper classmen got it, but since I'm only a sophomore, I didn't.
"It's giving me a wedgie!" Me, describing an ill fitting uniform for color guard.
"The band sure is doing some interesting music this season," a recent graduate, who had just walked up to the guard listening to rap music when we were supposed to be listening to the show.
"Ahhhh...Bach!" Me acting like I get something, but I have no friggin' clue.
"Fight Fight Fight with all your blah blah blah!" Our instructor, who doesn't know our school song.
Well, that's all for day one, I'll put up whatever happens tomorrow, thanks you guys for actually readin