Bella's new name is Dawn
Edward's new name is Daniel
Jasper AND Rosealie (or whatevs of how their names are spelled!) Last new last names are Gatensburg
Jasper new name is Casper ( like the ghost. BOO! Did I scare you? ;() )
Rosealie (or whatevs to her name I'd mispelled spelled[ probably right or wrong?]!) her new name is Jasper!
Alice new name is Alice in Wonderland! JK. (Her new name is Alice!)
Emmet (or whatevs his name is mispelled![probably right or wrong?]) new name is Walter.
(or whatevs her name is spelled!) His new name is Dr. Reece!( Like Reeces Puffs, Reeces Puffs, penut butter chocolate flavou yeah!)
Dawn don't have no family.
Daniel works for Dr. Reece.
Esme and Dr. Reece are married.
Dawn is a witch, and wizard.
Daniel and Alice are REAL brother and sister.
Jacob Black is not BLACK!( His new last name is Jacob Tan!)
If you don't know why I'm changing them its because . . .
1. I CAN'T EVEN SPELL THEIR NAMES! :*(
2. THE AUTHOUR ( OR WHATEVS HOW THE WORD IS SPELLED!) STEPHINE MEYERS ( OR WHATEVS HOW HER NAME IS SPELLED)
CHOOSE PHONEY BALONY NAMES!
SORRY 4 U MEYERS! :********************************************(
NOW LETS GET STARTED 4 THE STORY . . . .
Chapter 1: Moving In
I am tired, pooped, exsausted, I really want to faint, but there is just three things,
1. I am weak and have now mustle
2. I am skinny and slender
3. I don't have no girlfriend.
But that was 3 months ago.
I am strong, not a wimp I really want to be a pimp!
But the first part is actually true, but the second part isn't, I certainly don't want to be a pimp, their jobs are hard. But anyways-
I was moving my stuff in, and my new work out stuff, into the apartment that I'm going to live in, until I have money for a house. I was thinking about like this
1. Apartment
2. Go to colledge
3. Get a job while in colledge in the hostpital
3. Save up money for a house
4. Date in that process
5. Get Married after move in house
6. Have sex after 8 months of marridge
7. Get babies in 9 months
I am planning on adding some more stuff in the future, but I'm getting to that point.
I really think I'm going to stink at like, um dating, I date lots of girls, and all of them turned out drunk when I dumped them REALLY drunk, they drink lots of whisky and wine, they normally just get a bottle of whisky and drink it all up! Sometimes they get pregnant.
BUT that is a . . .
LIE
I lied. To some people I know. But the only time I dated in high school is:
1. When the popular girls ran out of money, she usually 'dates' me, Daniel Cullen, and uses me (usually to give her 50 bucks)
2. To pretend I was girls' boyfriend, and I show up at their house, to get a wonderful presentation to their father can count on me to be a good boyfriend, instead of their REAL boyfriends ( 13 girls ended up pregnant by their boyfriends, because their fathers think I am their boyfriend)
3. NOTHING ELSE!
Then after high school I was thinking of going to work out during the summer, then on July 2nd, when I started getting buff, at the graduation people were surprised I was buff, I said that I wanted girls see me with my persanaloty, but they'd seen me as a 'nerd' ( even though I don't wear glasses, or have pimples, nor buck teeth!) 9 girls asked me if I want to go out somewhere or someplace. I told them NO! Because they judged me by my look.
Then after that I'd just register for University Of Virginia, for out-of-school colledge, because I don't want to be Gay like I heard that all three men had 'men sex' everyonce in awhile, and I don't want to be like them.
As I lifted my couch 3 levels high in Air Bear Bay apartement, stairs, ( by myself), until this girl with black hair, showed up in the 2nd level apartment, apartment 234, which was behind apartment 235,
and in front of apartment number 233. The girl was standing outside doing something, I don't know, but something.
"Let me help you," she said in a whispy voice, then she picked up the couch
"Thanks." I said."Whats your name?"
No reply.
"Whats your name?"
No reply.
Then as we walked on the last staircase, she dropped the couch on her foot. By surprise she didn't say F***, scream, nor shed a tear down her cheek.
I helped her out, by my new mustles I got from 3 months ago, I lifted the chair up. And share something weird with me.
"I never can love," she said." Thank you."
She walked downstairs, surprisingly not limping, or crying on the way down to her apartment.
The next day I had a break, from moving the furniture. I didn't really thought this through, because I forgot to VACUME THE FLOORS!
I vacumed the carpet, and used swifer mop, like that cirmertail add told me to do. And it only took me an hour and thirty minutes.
After I vacumed, I relaxed by learning about the human body, if I want to be an obstetrician doctor, or the shorter version, a doctor that delivers babies.
After 35 minutes of relax time I heard some music downstairs, just right below me. I'm wondering what that sound is comming from, but I think it is that strange unknown girl. So I got tired of all that inapropriate goth or emo music, that encourage emoers and gothers to kill themselves, and enjoy hell or whatever or something but it is completely outrageous!
I stomped on the ground in the middle of the living room, in front of my couch, nothings happend, until the music gotten in FULL VOLUME!
Then after that I went out my apartment, went downstairs to apartment crib in 234. I knocked softly and sternliy, but not too demanding in any way. The strange girl opened the door with white booty shorts up to her booty cheeks, a see through blue T-shirt; that I can see her blue bra in, dark blue flip flops, crazy black hair and the worst part her BIG golden eyes was staring to my green eyes.
"What do you want?" The strange girl said loudly over the music.
"Um, can you please turn that music down, it's getting a little too loud." I told her.
"Okay, I understand, um what your name?" She asked.
"Daniel Edward Cullen." I replied," and your name I believe?"
"Dawn T. Swan." She answered."Sorry I'd bother you Daniel."
"Thanks, apology accepted." I said out loud." And why didn't you scream, or cry yesterday, when you dropped that couch leg on your toe."
Dawn laughed, loudly really, until she said." I keep my harsh words in myself Daniel."
"Okay then, farewell Dawn." I said.
"Goodbye Dainel, and have a nice evening!" She replied loudly.
Dawn closed the door, softly. I sighed with amazement, and I just relized.
I loved her.