1. Tell Klau he look's like his sister if he had a blond wig on.
2. Tell every one that he wets the bed.
3. Tell Marcel that Klaus thinks he shude do porno with him.
4. Call Klaus brother and tell him that he'd get a lot of money for Marcel x Klaus porno.
5. Kill all the night Walker's.
6. Tell Klaus him mom whes a hore and then say " ooohh wait you're mom whes a witch!".
7. Tell Klaus his brother called him a dick.
8. Tell Klaus Marcel kiss cam.
9. Every time Klaus walks in to a room start sing " my little lady".
10. Call him in the middle and say " I think you're hot but if you find me I will eat you".
11. Splash water on him and yell " may the Lord help they".
12. Call him wired.
13. Tell him he is tiny.