I DON'T OWN Ranma 1/2! There. It's hard to admit.
FICTIONAL PAPER TO PARENT
Dear Genma,
You're the worst freakin' dad ever!
I should have therapy! Wanna know why? My dad's a freakin' b_tard!
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You've sold me a million times!
Once for okinomiyaki, a small feast, to keep your dojo running, some rice, fish, and a pickle!
Yes, you sold me for a pickle, rice, and a bit of fish, in case you were so drunk you forgot.
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Now that I think about it, I should be worth more than a okinomiyaki cart.
I mean, look at all the people who want to marry me! I've even got a guy chasing after me! An effin' guy!
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The chicks are kinda weird though...
Akane is a rough and tough chick who starts crying if I get a scratch! I'm serious! If I say it doesn't hurt, it means I don't effin' hurt!
Ukyo is a strong one, but she fights with a spatula!
Shampoo. Not only when she first met me did she try to kill me, but she still does! When she jumps me it effin' hurts!
Kodachi... Ha ha ha ha ha! No, just no! Ha ha ha!
Kuno. Newsflash! He's a guy! I'm into girls, jackarse!
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See what I'm doin' now dad? I'm just complaining about my life and how crappy it is, all because of you!
You ruined my effin' life! When I got into college, I wanted to be one of those guy who have constant parties! But no! Now I have to have a wife and family!
Just like you! I don't want to be like you! Havin' no job. Havin' to run a dojo to get money for my family. Constantly running from my former boss. It sounds depressing!
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I want to do something with my life. With you here, I can't. So for that reason I am leaving. See ya, when you're on that documantary about bad parenting. Thank you for making me more famous in the future!
-Ranma
"Son, first of all, you're penmanship sucks! I thought I raised you better than that!" Genma said.
"You didn't read it yet, did you?" I asked already knowing the answer.
"~Nope!~" He sang.
I rolled my eyes.
...50 minutes later...
"Wow son! You're great at writing fiction!" He replied.
I glared at him "What do you mean by that?"
"Look at the top of the page, son...?"
"Oh," I whispered. "Crap. I wrote that with my feelings too."
"Did you say 'feelings'?" He laughed.
"Yea!" I yelled.
"And how do you feel about that?" He asked.
"I want to kill you, you stupid psychiatric!" I said truthfully.
"Good for you!"
"Thanks alot!"
"Yea well I won this war!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yea huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Nuh uh!
"Yea huh!"
"Knew it! I won!"
PUNCH! "No you didn't!"
KICK! "Yes I did!"
KICK! "Got 'cha!" KER-SPLASH!
ANGRY PANDA NOISES AND A PANDA SHAKING IT'S FIST AT ME.
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And thus ends another perfectly normal day at Soun Tendo's house...
Thank you to all you people who took the time to read this!