It was a normal day in Wall Rose, just like everyday, Levi was bossing tall people around trying to get over the fact that he's short. But, Eren is tired of Levi yelling at him to do stuff so Eren stood up for himself.
"You know what Levi? Shut up." Eren said and threw down Levi's clothes that the was supposed to wash.
Levi shot a glare at Eren. "Don't you tell me to shut up, Eren, if you don't remember, I'm leader of the Survey Corps, I'm higher up than you, therefore, you should listen to me." Levi yelled.
"How could I listen to someone as... short as you?" Eren asked crossing his arms over his chest. "I'd rather listen to Armin, the person who looks like a chick rather than you."
"I don't look like a girl!" Armin cried.
"Yes you do." Mikasa agreed with Eren, making Armin sob even more. "That's one reason."
Levi kicked Eren in the face. "Respect me, dammit!"
"I'll respect you when you grow a pair... of shins!" Eren yelled.