-cough- So I've been wanting to do this as a comic for quite sometime…Actually almost 4 months now ever since I cosplayed Pit and well… Came to fall in love with him more then Link did.

Link: Yeah right…

Well it was actually a comic that me and my girlfriend's(Link) brother (Ike) ((Oddrightoddrightoddright?)) came up with, quite hilarious, and setting it up took up half an entire day, and I've been making scene's for it like mad…But there's one simple problem to my hard work.

I can't draw…

So I decided I could probably get the same idea going with words, and even have an actual plot to the story instead of different scenes of nonsense.

So if some things don't make sense in my story…I'm sorry!

Snake: Just go on with your goddamn story already… --

Alright! Alright! Geeze…

So my story will have a shit load of comedy in it, but don't expect it to go without plot… And just letting you guys know now, the villain is going to be a made up specially designed by moi.

So no he's not from the Kid Icarus games or from any other game, so don't ask…

Btw…Why is Icarus in the game title? Wasn't Icarus the name of the guy that flew too close to the sun with wax wings and died?...

-Pictures Pit flying to close to the sun and falling to his eminent death.-

…

Pit: O.O

Link: -Glares over-

What?

But for the beginning, or better said; "starting off the story". The setting is going to be set with Snake throwing a party where Marth, Link, Ike, Pit is invited… Why just them? I'll leave that to your fangirl mind. –Grin-

Chapter one: Invitation

Pit dodged right, letting the beam coming from Samus's canon barely miss his knees. His feet got into position to land, his wings finally letting him drop to the ground once more, his body sliding back and away from his opponent.

He split his bow into two daggers; sweat dripping down the side of his boy-like face, despite his age, Pit did look like nothing more then an 18 year old boy.

He got into battle position once more, feet kicking him off the ground towards Samus once again, he dodged a beam or two on the way there, leaping into the air. He landed on Samus's shoulders and delivered the final blow knocking out the woman in the suit with a final strike to the head.

He jumped off the body before it connected with the earth, setting his bow back together; this announced the end of the battle with him victorious once more.

It wasn't like Pit didn't know of the words going around; hell he heard them almost every day from different people… Rumors, complaints, a lot of people seemed like they wanted him to go back home, that he didn't belong there since his world hadn't collided with the others…

Well it wasn't like it could! Skyworld was connected with every world as its guardian… He just wanted to take a break and go have fun for once in his lifetime! And Palutena accepted so why should anyone complain?

He knew why, it was true, an angel didn't really belong in this world, but he didn't want to leave, not now… It wasn't because of his friends…He didn't have many friends here in the first place, the only people he could ever really talk too were Snake, Ike, Marth, Link and Peach…

He sat back on the bench in the back room, rubbing the sweat off his forehead the side of his face with a towel, eyes glancing over to Samus; who, as expected, was glancing back in his general direction with the most hateful glare, talking to Zelda who was giving him the exact same look.

The reason for Zelda hating him was quite different the Samus's, whom just thought he was cheap… Zelda hated him because of a different issue; Link.

Pit found out just how obvious his fondness for him was… Even though it took him so long to realize of so, even longer then everyone around him, now things were quite clear to him; he was indeed head over heels for the Hero of Time.

Although things were not quite the same around and Pit knew so, Link only saw him as a younger brother figure, a close friend, a cousin, how ever you wanted to put it. The two only really met during the journey, and started talking… Ever since then they've been spending quite the time together outside of the arena.

But orientations were to blame here…

"Even I shouldn't…"

"Pit?"

"L-Link!?"

Pit stood up/jumped up, quite caught off guard day dreaming by the Hero of Time, a blush already crossed over his cheeks, fingers clutching his towel as he glanced at the man in front of him.

Link, who was quite shocked by the reaction, just chuckled: "Good match today… This means I'll have to go against you next round for the semi finals, don't hold back."

Easy for Link to say, Pit frowned at this and sighed, ever since his little emotional problem Pit was never able to win against Link… He couldn't land a strike, he couldn't hurt him…And that always resulted with him losing the match…Making everyone even angrier at him.

"I won't…"

Link merely smiled, chuckling and bringing his hand up to ruffle the angel's hair, before he pulled his hand back: "Although the real reason why I came here was to find out if you got the invitation to Snake's party tonight…"

Pit nodded: "Yes, I got one yesterday, it sounds like fun!"

Link gave a bit of a nervous laugh, before he shook his head and sighed: "Just be careful, knowing snake there might be drinking and…"

"So you're not coming?" Pit frowned a bit, well…His only reason of going was because Snake said that Link would be going…And he heard this alcohol speech 4 times already, what was it with these people? And who do they think he is? Of course he won't give in to Snake and won't hold up a damn glass! He knew better, way better!

"Of course I am! I just don't want you getting hurt…" Link just sincerely smiled to the angel once more… Forcing his hands to remain to each side of himself, fingers tingling just to reach out and touch the angel… But he didn't want to stain the pure beauty, not with his blood stained fingers.

It wasn't like Link turned a deaf ear to the rumors, he knew of the word going around about Pit, just the fact that they were rumors kept him from questioning… Despite the fact that he was craving to know, he was scared, confused, it was all so tempting but so wrong to him at the same time…

Pit was an angel, didn't they have orders? Laws? And he was General of the Army as well; didn't that make him important and so even more restricted to sticking to them? And wasn't homosexuality a sin as well?

No, there was no way the rumors are true…

"I'm not going to get hurt, I'm a big boy I can take care of myself…" Pit chuckled and nudged Link in the chest before a grin crossed his lips.

Link chuckled and sighed: "Fine fine, well it's almost time for the next match, so I'll see you later, I have a cheap cartoon rip off of myself to go brutally mutilate."

Pit just sweat dropped and watched Link walk off towards the arena… Knowing just how much Link despised that copycat of himself… Well, he supposed he should be happy that Link finally got to spar with it… Although knowing Link's hate for the thing, it won't be sparring so much anymore.

It was getting late, the day having gone by much slower then Pit was hoping. Now cleaned and dressed back up in his usual outfit, he sang lightly to himself as he moved about the room, waiting for Ike and Marth since both of them said they'd pick him up, meet up with Link then they'd all head over to Snake's in a group.

"Hi Miss Alice,

Anata garasu no,

me de donna yume wo,
Mirareru no?
Mirareru no?"

The heavy knocking coming to the door though made him go silent; it meant Ike had arrived. He cleared his throat and made his way towards the door, opening it: "Alright alright, we're going calm down…"

Ike just rolled his eyes: "I've been standing outside your door for almost a full hour, we're gonna be late."

Pit just sighed and once again rolled his eyes at Ike silently following behind with Marth who seemed too distracted with himself in the mirror to carry on a decent conversation.

Although Ike and Pit just talked about anything and everything while walking outside the current dorm onto the next where Snake and Link would be waiting… Well the dorms weren't really like dorms but more like suites for the brawl characters to live in during their stay in all luxury, but for some others in complete confusion and disaster. Like when Link decided he was hungry and would try the cooking contraption, and almost merely succeeded in setting the whole place on fire.

Pit giggled at the thought of that day, since that was what triggered everything between Link and himself, since his dorm had been brutally destroyed, Link had to move into Pit's suite for quite a few months triggering their friendship and well…Pit's sudden obsession with the Hero.

Link came up to them not too long after they stepped through the Moon dorm's door, all now making their way towards Snake's party.

As expected from all of them, as they stepped into the dorm, a mountain of booze cases was placed right in the middle of the room, Snake throwing an arm around Ike and Pit's shoulders squeezing them to him: "Hey dar guys! Are you all ready to have one hell of a boy's only night!?" He grinned widely.

"Like hell yah!" Ike yelled out, quite ready to throw himself right into drinking.

"Snake-san, are you already drunk?" Pit said tilting his head away from the gruff-faced man, placing a hand to his nose.

"Oh you're drinking tonight angel-boy, I've actually already set'mah goal and I'm not changin it!" Snake said grinning at the nervous faced angel, whom was starting to think this whole party thing, might've been a bad idea.

"Oh no he's not!" Link grasped Pit from the much older man wrapping him in his arms: "You're not getting him to drink more then a simple glass got that!?"

Pit suddenly got a deep shade of red all across his cheeks, finding himself in Link's arms so suddenly… Why was Link being so protective of him lately? Hell even when Marth got a little too close it was like Marth had become a huge danger zone to Link.

"Awww, c'mon elf boy, dun be so protective of him, it's not like he's yar boyfriend or something, hell not even family." He said, closing the door behind all of them: "Now! Let's get this party started!"

-Meanwhile-

"How nice of you Ganondorf to ally yourself to someone such as myself…" The dark suspicious man grinned under his long black hair which almost covered his entire face, red glowing eyes peering through the darkness.

The figure sat on a throne made of bones and skulls, two shaking figures tied to chains on each side of the throne, the figure's legs resting on the back of a crouched over figure before himself: "I'm sure you will be of great assistance to me, although my goal remains set on the one who sealed me away so many centuries ago, but I will also help you obtain the goal you're seeking with the Hero of Time."

Ganondorf stood, a chuckle escaping him: "Well to help strengthen my alliance, information has been floating around that the two have gotten rather close, the Hero of Time and the Angel boy." He chuckled: "So if we crush Link first, it might be easier to get to the boy, and I know exactly how to take them both down…"

The figure smirked, kicking the figure before him down as he stood. Dark robes falling off his shoulders revealing the paler then usual skin under, long elf ears peeking out of the amazingly long black hair.

An excessive amount of make up was placed over the man's eyes, dark purple eye shadow and heavy eyeliner around his eyes. His lips were painted black and his face was almost as perfect as a woman's. It was impossible to tell this man's gender, not with his face and eyes.

He chuckled: "Perfect then, please share…"

Ganondorf stood and chuckled: "I will, although first, could I know the name of the king I'm associating with?"

The figure placed a long purple painted claw to his lips, rings decorating every single one of his fingers, chains moving from one ring to the other: "Call me Hurumi, now that everything is settled, I would like to regain every single one of my power's now."

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End Chapter

-Eyes shift over to the window by the computer, then back over to the corner of the netted opened window.- I'll get them…I'll get them all…-Blows on the spider nest and watches the huge spider cower back into a crack of the outside bricks.- HAH!!

-Smacks the large closed window right in front of another spider nest where another large spider's just chilling, only to see it spazz before going back into it's inanimate status.-

Next is the water gun…-grins-

Pit: -Shudders- That's just gross!

Link: Kill it you might get a coin out of it!

Hell no, Link if it Skulltula's lived anywhere around here I wouldn't be able to sleep without a shot gun beside me! Anything bigger then a tarantula is shot gun worthy to me, the rest can kiss my sandal ! Or get tortured from afar, like what I'm doing right now…

Hell I'm surprised they haven't ganged up and tried a break in to destroy me yet…

Anyways! Yeah enough of my ADD, time for disclaimers.

I don't own any of the brawl characters…Any of them.

Toodles! Next chapter won't be long.

P.S: Next chapter is much more interesting, this whole thing was just setting up everything.