LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon :(
Welcome to the world of Pokemon, a world where magical creatures known as Pokémon inhabit the land, the sea, the sky and the many, many more places! Humans and Pokémon live side by side helping each other out, entertaining one another and some battle together to become a Pokémon master!
The Time space continuum was at peace, the land and the Sea were at harmony and truths and Ideals were sync as one. And when I say all this, I mean the exact opposite; Time and space were colliding resulting in the Continuum nearly collapsing, the land and the sea fought for territory and don't get me started on truths and ideals!
By now you must be wondering what causes all these disasters, well let's move on to a location no mere mortal human or normal Pokémon can go: the Hall of origin, home of the legendary Pokémon.
After the events of Alamos town, Dialga and Palkia were banned from using their time and space powers for two years (and in legendary time that means like 2 months). Groudon and Kyogre were being verbally assaulted by Rayquaza after they re-activated their Primal Reversion powers and nearly reset the world. Again. Hell if it wasn't for Rayquaza showing up in time, we would all be stone era again! Latias was busy crying in the corner as today marked the 14th year since her brother and counterpart, Latios gave his life to protect her and the city of Altomare. Though she formed a healthy relationship with Rayquaza, that piece of pain will never go away. Reshiram was busy arguing with her mortal enemy/brother, Zekrom, saying that the Truth is better than Ideals, while Kyurem just sat there looking life less as ever.
"Zekrom, you are an idiot to believe that Ideals are better than the truth. Without the belief of the truth, we shall never know the answers to one's life!" Reshiram shouted in her usual monotone voice, directed straight at to her Brother.
"Reshiram, it is you that is wrong. Without Ideals, one will never be able to pursue the goals in their lives!" Zekrom shouted straight back at his sister. Hell if the two of them weren't related, they would look like an old married couple. All though they did keep one large secret away from the rest of the legends.
Meanwhile, Darkrai, one of the more intimidating looking legends, was making a batch of chocolate chip cookies. Darkrai was one of the softer and one of the nicer legends in the hall, despite his looks and pokedex entry. However, he has rather… bad luck. Whenever he tries to do good deeds, it all ways looks like he was doing evil. For example, a few centuries ago, he was trying to clean Giratina's China cabinet, only to break every single piece of china. That earned him a few weeks in the distortion world being Giratina's Bitch. Or that time when he was going to help fix the roof in Groudon's room, only to discover him having 'fun' with a female Gardevoir, which was found dead the next day. And that time whe-
"Yeah, I think the audience gets it already! Jeez trying to make me look like the bad guy" Darkrai shouted to absolutely no one. He then turns around to find half of the kitchen was burn due to the fact that he didn't notice that his Cookies were burning.
Moving on as Darkrai franticly looks for a fire extinguisher, Rayquaza was giving a piece of his mind to Groudon and Kyogre.
"FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS YEAR, ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PETTY FEUDS ERUPTS INTO A FULL ON BATTLE, BUT TO TOP IT OFF, PRIMAL (CENSORED)ING REVERSION!?" Shouted a very pissed Rayquaza.
"Hey Ray, if it wasn't for this stupid fish" Groudon directed at Kyogre, "None of this would of happened" Groudon said very proudly think he had won Rayquaza on his side, but to his realization he failed very badly.
"I would like to counter that, this over grown lizard thought it would be fun to terrorise innocent humans and Pokémon. So I decided to give him a piece of my mind and –"Kyogre started, only to be interrupt by Rayquaza.
"Silence ok! You two are very lucky I'm taking Latias out for dinner tonight, cause if not, I would have Dragon ascent you both to the (Censored)ing moon!" Rayquaza said calmly enjoying the thought of sending them both to the moon. And with that he walked off to go find Latias.
Meanwhile, Arceus or more commonly known to mere mortals; god of the universe, was currently taking twice the amount of Panadol she would normally have as her work never ended. One problem after another. She questioned on why she created some of the legends that makes her life hell. However, one ray of sunshine just walked into her office (yes the god has her own office); Giratina.
"Ah, Giratina. Thankfully someone that is actually civil in this damn hall" Arceus said in a very dull, wore out voice. Giratina just chuckled, until he remembered why he was here. He didn't want to make Arceus, his crush, life any more stressed than what it was.
Giratina just sighed and finally replied, "Well, unfortunately, Darkrai burned down half of the kitchen in floor 4 and is suffering from 4th degree burns. Latias went to go heal him up. Poor Guy. The kami trio were caught doing graffiti floor 7, Mew has found her candy and is on one of her sugar rushes and Genesect is tormenting the smaller legends like Victini and manaphy." Arceus fought he had finally stopped till he started again, "But that's not the worst of it…"
"What happened now" Arceus asked.
"Deoxys, as the adrenaline junkie he is, got Jirachi to create a three headed Gyarados for him to kill, it ended up destroying Celebi's garden. He claimed it would be fun." Giratina stated. The two higher classed legendaries both knew that Deoxys meaning of fun is death defying and pushing the limit to the max, despite his supercomputer x4 brain.
Arceus left eye only twitched before she finally replied; F(CENSORED)K!
As Arceus rants on loudly enough for some of the younger legends to learn some new words, we now switch to a very burnt Darkrai getting healed by Latias.
"Oh boy Darkrai, you sure are having some bad luck lately" Latias told the Pokémon of Nightmares. Unfortunately, Latias had made one mistake in that sentence; he has had bad luck for the last 10,000 years.
"Please don't remind me…" Darkrai grumbled to the eon Pokémon. And with a wave of her paw, she fully healed Darkrai from his burns. "Thank Latias you're the be-"and before he could finish his sentence, he notices an orange humanoid figure running straight at him.
"Gotta go fast!" Deoxys shouted out as Celebi was right on his trail.
"DEOXYS GET BACK HERE AND FIX MY (censored)ING GARDEN!" Celebi shouted as she fired a leaf storm towards Deoxys.
"Ha, over my dead body. Oh wait, I'm Deathless!" Deoxys taunted the pissed Celebi. Despite not having a mouth in his Pokémon form, you could tell he had the biggest smirk right now. And with that he changed into his Speed form, and zoomed off. Latias managed to move in time, but Darkrai wasn't as fortunate as the leaf storm Celebi had fired had hit him, leaving deep cuts all over his body.
"Why… me…" Darkrai said weakly.
Deoxys, still being chased by a very pissed off Celebi, was now in the main room of the hall, and was right outside Arceus office. He fought he had finally lost Celebi, but he spoke to soon. Celebi using her teleporting powers was now right in front of Deoxys, and was about to fire a perish song directly at Deoxys, but Arceus intervened.
"O-Oh, um Hi Arceus. He-he. Um I know this looks bad and stuff ummm…" Deoxys muttered fearing what punishment god and his stepmother had installed for him.
"THIS (censored)ING MORON WAS FIGHTING A (censored)ING 3 HEADED (censored)ING GYARADOS, AND IT DESTORYED MY (censored)ING FOREST!" Celebi ranted on.
This was the last straw for Arceus, she had finally had it with these misbehaving, destructive legendary Pokémon. So using her god like powers, she transmitted a message to each legendary at the hall to be at the main room ASAP!
Within about 10 minutes, all 50 legendaries from across the 6 regions were all in the hall. Genesect was still taunting Victini about his height, well that was until Arceus gave him a sharp glare. Celebi was in a straitjacket so she wouldn't go and find a way to kill Deoxys. Latias was holding Rayquaza's hand while resting her head on his shoulder.
"Well, some of you might be wondering why you're here-"Arceus started to only be interrupted by Raikou.
"I'm pretty sure were all of us are wondering why we are here" he blurted out, to be followed by him, Groudon, Terrakion and Regirock snickering.
"Thank you for that Raikou…, well as I was saying; some of your behaviour is become unacceptable. Though a punishment well be put in place, I'm yet to think of one." Arceus talk loudly only to end her little speech muttering.
"Sooooo, what you're saying is that the all mighty god of the universe, can't think of a punishment? Ha" Groudon started as he was about to mock Arceus, until he met the sharp glare of Rayquaza. He stopped after that.
"Well, I-I guess I don't have one this time…" Arceus went on until...
"I THINK I CAN FIX THAT!" an unknown voice boomed, startling some legends, most noticeable Groudon, who jumped from the surprise, and landed on Darkrai.
"And who do you think you are?" Reshiram asked in a monotone voice
"I GO BY MANY NAMES, BUT I AM THE POKE SPECTRE!"
"Are you related to Morgan Freeman by any chance?" Meloetta asked in an innocent voice.
"SECOND COUSIN"
"And what do you have in mind ?" Arceus asked in a curious tone, not trusting this voice.
"HEHEHE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK. YOUR LEGENDARIES ARE DESTRUCTIVE RIGHT?
"Well can't you see we have one in a straitjacket? Giratina said referencing to the still very pissed of Celebi who was now cursing at him.
"… TOUCHE, WELL WHY NOT SEND THEM TO MY WORLD? A PLANET WITHOUT POKEMON!"
This statement started up multiply conversations between the legends.
"A Place without… Pokémon?" Keldeo questioned
"A world with just humans?" Ho-oh and Lugia both asked
"Such a place exists?" Dialga and Palkia muttered
"I'm listening, go on" Arceus shouted.
"VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD. HEHE, ARCEUS, YOU AND 10 OTHERS WILL HAVE TO SURVIVE AS HUMANS IN MY WORLD FOR 3 MONTHS, MOVING AROUND INTO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. ALTHOUGH YOU SHALL EACH HAVE ONE POWER WITH YOU THROUGH OUT THE THREE MONTHS.
"Excuse me, " Reshiram interrupted. "But how will we chose who must go through this little challenge, as it is clearly that I'm not one of these destructive legends!"
"HAHAHA, YOU NOT ONE OF THEM? HAHAHA. AND TO ANWSER YOUR QUESTION, THE VIEWERS SHALL VOTE ON WHO MUST GO THROUGH HELL!"
"Viewers?" Latias; "What do you mean?"
"EVER WATCHED REALITY TV?"
"Ohhhhhhh" all of the legends went off at once.
"This sounds like fun" Deoxys stated, thinking of all the exciting, death defying possibilities this new world has to offer.
"Question, Question, Question, Question, Question, Question, Ques-"Mew started to rant
"WHAT!"
"Is there candy in this world?" Mew asked bursting with excitement.
"YES, ALL THE CANDY IN THE WORLD"
"WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO, then I volunteer as tribute!" Mew said jumping up and down, thinking of the new candy this new planet might have.
Everyone just sweatdropped at the ancestor of all non-legend Pokémon actions.
"And what if you don't won't to go" Zapdos commanded
"THEN THIS HAPPENS", as the voice said that, Zapdos was struck by a weird lightning bolt, and was transformed into a Magickarp.
"Karp Karp Magickarp"
Most of the legends gasped, while Deoxys and Mew thought of the new possibility's this world has. The weird lightning bolt re-hit Zapdos and changed him back to normal.
"THAT ANWSER YOUR QUESTION?"
"Y-Yes" was the only word Zapdos managed to whimper out.
Arceus just sighed and thought to herself, "Maybe this might work in the end". And with that spoke out loud, "Very well then, we shall take part in this challenge of yours".
"EXCELLENT, YOUR FATE IT NOW IN THE VIEWERS HANDS"
And with that the booming voice disappeared. Now in near complete silence, all the legends could a mumbling sound coming from within underneath Groudons foot. He lifted it up for him to find a very squished Darkrai. Every just laughed, with nobody noticing Deoxys had left the room.
"Well, let the fun begin" Deoxys said whispering to himself.
Hi, Guys this is well my first ever upload on , and I hope you enjoyed this Story. I will have a poll up to decided who the other ten are, so please go over to my page and Vote to see who will go through Hell (Volcanion Will not be on the poll due to it have so little info). I don't expect to get many due to me being a noob writer but who knows hehe. Hopefully next chapter will be out soonish, and hopefully they will be a bit bigger too. So Please Review, suggest or PM to give me ideas! Poke_Spectre out!