An: A collection of snapshots about four couples in the harry potter fandom, all centred around the phrase Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? i.e will you sleep with me. However, I don't speak French, so any French used is from Google translate. Please don't judge it too harshly. Enjoy
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi?
James and Lily
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi?" He was hoping she didn't actually speak French, because he was pretty sure if she did he was going to get slapped again. He was convinced that the skin on his cheeks was toughening up, and he wasn't sure it was a good look. His appeal was based on the messy hair that girls wanted to tidy, the glasses that made him look vulnerable, and the muscles that Quidditch had brought him. Scars and wounds weren't part of his image. He left the war torn look to Remus. So if Lily slapped him hard enough to bruises again, he'd have no luck with anyone till it had disappeared. And he'd have to put up with Sirius poking it every five minutes asking if it would hurt.
As her eyes widened in shock, James realised she did speak French, and that instead of being impressed with his use of one of the sexiest sounding languages, he was going to get slapped.
It wouldn't keep him down for long. Even as her hand collided with his cheek, he was wondering if Spanish or Italian would be a better idea next time.