A/N: I really do love the show Charmed! Forgive me for all of this:)
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THEME SONG: (SING IT TO WHATEVER TUNE YOU LIKE)
PAIGE: My name is Paige Matthews, And I really suck! If you end up dating me then you must have bad luck!
PIPER: I am bossy and I stink, I have major lice! If you end up dating me then you will pay the price!
PHOEBE: I'm ugly and I am dumb, fixing this i've tried! All the guys that dated me commited suicide!
PRUE: I'm supposed to be dead, I'm supposed to be gone! But Aaron Spelling felt guilty and put Shannen back on!
FADE. CUT TO: PRUE IN THE KITCHEN. SHE IS SLICING A LEMON.
PRUE: I am so great, I am so cool! Where did I put that rum? Oh darn I cut my thumb! (CHUCKLES)
PIPER: Man, Prue, you can't rhyme worth...Paige.
PRUE: Thank God.
PIPER: I was insulting you!
PRUE: I know, but I've joined a new religion! Now, whenever you cut your thumb, you have to say 'thank god'.
PIPER: You know, I think you are starting to run out of excuses for screwing up.
PHOEBE: She ran out years ago.
PRUE: Shut up Phoebe, at least I don't....don't...date demons!
PHOEBE(teary eyed): We..we've be..en through this...(BLOWS HER NOSE AND RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING)
FADE OUT. FADE IN PAIGE'S ROOM. SHE IS PAINTING HER NAILS.
PAIGE: Wow, this new polish is sure to get a gem!
RANDOM VOICE: What????
PAIGE: God, don't you guys ever play Playstation? It's the Mary-Kate & Ashley game, Magical Mystery Mall!
RANDOM VOICE: Um, no.
PAIGE: You're right.
PHOEBE RUNS IN. SHE IS CARRYING A HANDKERCHIEF.
PHOEBE: P..Paige...
PAIGE: What, did you see Prue's face again?
PHOEBE: Yeah...but that ain't why I am crying.
PAIGE: Calm down, sweetie.
PHOEBE: Okay. (CALMS DOWN)
PAIGE: What's wrong?
PHOEBE: Well....(EXPLAINS WHOLE STORY, WITH HUGE EXAGGERATION)..and then Prue started to make out with Cole and....
PAIGE: No, Mary-Kate! Jump! DAMMIT! It's not that hard!
PHOEBE: GOD PAIGE! All you care about is that...that game...
PAIGE: Yeah, so? Now, look what you've mad me do! Now I have to play Ashley!
PHOEBE: Hey, Cool! (LOOKS AT THE GAME)
THE GAME TURNS OFF AND SWITCHES TO CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL
PAIGE: What the- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My game! I had a high score! Phoebe, you switched it, didn't you?
PHOEBE: No, I just...just...said Hey Cool and it switched to Clarissa...
PAIGE: Oh, bother, Phoebe! You've developed a new power!
PHOEBE: Oh bother?
TV SWITCHES TO WINNIE THE POOH
PAIGE: Awesome!
PHOEBE: Wow, I suck!
TV SWITCHES TO OZZY OSBOURNE. IF YOU DON'T GET THAT, THEN YOU MUST REALLY BE DUMB.
FADE OUT. CUT TO: NEW JERSEY.
PRUE: So, Jay, I hear that you wash your hair with Herbal Essences.
JAY: Um...snoochie boochies.
SHANNEN: That's NOT the line, Mewes!
JASON: Sorry....my bad.
SHANNEN: Yeah, well, I forgive you.
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICE. AND SIR ROBIN, AND SIR ROBIN, AND SIR ROBIN RAN AWAY. OKAY, YOU WOULD ONLY GET THAT IF YOU HAVE SEEN MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
KEVIN: Okay, action!
SHANNEN: Hold on...I...have started a new religion...where...where...I have to forget my lines after someone forgets theirs...
JASON: You know, I think that Shannen has run out of excuses to use when she screws up.
KEVIN: She ran outta those years ago.
JASON: Okay, can we start?
KEVIN: ACTION.
PRUE: Okay, um...what brings me to New Jersey, you ask? Well, um...my sisters and I are tracking this demon...
JAY: Did you just say demon?
PRUE: No, I said..semen. ER NO! I mean, My sisters and I are tracking a new...type of...of...shoe.
JAY: You said demon.
PRUE: Well I meant shoe.
JAY: Let me guess, you have started a new religion?
PRUE: No...I didn't screw up this time. (RELIZES WHAT SHE JUST SAID AND SLAPS HER FOREHEAD) I mean, I NEVER screw up.
JAY: You're right.
FADE OUT. CREDITS ROLL.
SCENES FROM NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF CHARMED PARODY STYLE:
PHOEBE: Oh my God! I killed Paige!
PIPER: Oh well, let's watch Opera!
PHOEBE: Good Idea!
FADE OUT. BLACK.
OK, like I said, I LOVE the show charmed! So think about that before you flame!
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THEME SONG: (SING IT TO WHATEVER TUNE YOU LIKE)
PAIGE: My name is Paige Matthews, And I really suck! If you end up dating me then you must have bad luck!
PIPER: I am bossy and I stink, I have major lice! If you end up dating me then you will pay the price!
PHOEBE: I'm ugly and I am dumb, fixing this i've tried! All the guys that dated me commited suicide!
PRUE: I'm supposed to be dead, I'm supposed to be gone! But Aaron Spelling felt guilty and put Shannen back on!
FADE. CUT TO: PRUE IN THE KITCHEN. SHE IS SLICING A LEMON.
PRUE: I am so great, I am so cool! Where did I put that rum? Oh darn I cut my thumb! (CHUCKLES)
PIPER: Man, Prue, you can't rhyme worth...Paige.
PRUE: Thank God.
PIPER: I was insulting you!
PRUE: I know, but I've joined a new religion! Now, whenever you cut your thumb, you have to say 'thank god'.
PIPER: You know, I think you are starting to run out of excuses for screwing up.
PHOEBE: She ran out years ago.
PRUE: Shut up Phoebe, at least I don't....don't...date demons!
PHOEBE(teary eyed): We..we've be..en through this...(BLOWS HER NOSE AND RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING)
FADE OUT. FADE IN PAIGE'S ROOM. SHE IS PAINTING HER NAILS.
PAIGE: Wow, this new polish is sure to get a gem!
RANDOM VOICE: What????
PAIGE: God, don't you guys ever play Playstation? It's the Mary-Kate & Ashley game, Magical Mystery Mall!
RANDOM VOICE: Um, no.
PAIGE: You're right.
PHOEBE RUNS IN. SHE IS CARRYING A HANDKERCHIEF.
PHOEBE: P..Paige...
PAIGE: What, did you see Prue's face again?
PHOEBE: Yeah...but that ain't why I am crying.
PAIGE: Calm down, sweetie.
PHOEBE: Okay. (CALMS DOWN)
PAIGE: What's wrong?
PHOEBE: Well....(EXPLAINS WHOLE STORY, WITH HUGE EXAGGERATION)..and then Prue started to make out with Cole and....
PAIGE: No, Mary-Kate! Jump! DAMMIT! It's not that hard!
PHOEBE: GOD PAIGE! All you care about is that...that game...
PAIGE: Yeah, so? Now, look what you've mad me do! Now I have to play Ashley!
PHOEBE: Hey, Cool! (LOOKS AT THE GAME)
THE GAME TURNS OFF AND SWITCHES TO CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL
PAIGE: What the- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My game! I had a high score! Phoebe, you switched it, didn't you?
PHOEBE: No, I just...just...said Hey Cool and it switched to Clarissa...
PAIGE: Oh, bother, Phoebe! You've developed a new power!
PHOEBE: Oh bother?
TV SWITCHES TO WINNIE THE POOH
PAIGE: Awesome!
PHOEBE: Wow, I suck!
TV SWITCHES TO OZZY OSBOURNE. IF YOU DON'T GET THAT, THEN YOU MUST REALLY BE DUMB.
FADE OUT. CUT TO: NEW JERSEY.
PRUE: So, Jay, I hear that you wash your hair with Herbal Essences.
JAY: Um...snoochie boochies.
SHANNEN: That's NOT the line, Mewes!
JASON: Sorry....my bad.
SHANNEN: Yeah, well, I forgive you.
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICE. AND SIR ROBIN, AND SIR ROBIN, AND SIR ROBIN RAN AWAY. OKAY, YOU WOULD ONLY GET THAT IF YOU HAVE SEEN MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
KEVIN: Okay, action!
SHANNEN: Hold on...I...have started a new religion...where...where...I have to forget my lines after someone forgets theirs...
JASON: You know, I think that Shannen has run out of excuses to use when she screws up.
KEVIN: She ran outta those years ago.
JASON: Okay, can we start?
KEVIN: ACTION.
PRUE: Okay, um...what brings me to New Jersey, you ask? Well, um...my sisters and I are tracking this demon...
JAY: Did you just say demon?
PRUE: No, I said..semen. ER NO! I mean, My sisters and I are tracking a new...type of...of...shoe.
JAY: You said demon.
PRUE: Well I meant shoe.
JAY: Let me guess, you have started a new religion?
PRUE: No...I didn't screw up this time. (RELIZES WHAT SHE JUST SAID AND SLAPS HER FOREHEAD) I mean, I NEVER screw up.
JAY: You're right.
FADE OUT. CREDITS ROLL.
SCENES FROM NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF CHARMED PARODY STYLE:
PHOEBE: Oh my God! I killed Paige!
PIPER: Oh well, let's watch Opera!
PHOEBE: Good Idea!
FADE OUT. BLACK.
OK, like I said, I LOVE the show charmed! So think about that before you flame!