Disclaimer: No, I don't own Harry Potter or any other Potter related stuff. I don't know why I would want to, as it's much better reading the books than being under a lot of pressure to write them. Of course there's the money factor... ;o)

Author's notes: I was going to sleep when I thought about writing a Harry Potter modified song. I had never done anything like it and I was kinda sleepy, so if you find something weird feel free to use 'cruciatus'.

The original song is called All Star, by Smash Mouth.

All Scar

Somebody once told me: 'Great things you're gonna show me,

Your wand's just like the one Voldie's had'

She was looking kinda dumb standing up, lifting her hand,

On that class after those questions Snape asked.

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Voldie's trying to kill me but I just keep on running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

I keep saving the world, I'm quidditch number one

So much to do, so much to see

So why not go through that passage to Hogmead?

You'll never know if you don't go

No butterbeer if you don't go

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your quidditch game, go play

Hey now, you've got a scar, fight Voldemort away

And all that glitters is gold

Only golden snitches break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets cooler

You beat Malfoy now, wait 'til you get older

But everyday Ginny loves you deeper

Judging by the way you saved her from Tom Riddle

The ice in the lake is getting pretty thin

The water's not warm but still Krum's gonna swim

My world's on fire, it was a screwt's work,

Walk them all day long and you'll never get bored

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your quidditch game, go play

Hey now, you've got a scar, fight Voldemort away

And all that glitters is gold

Only golden snitches...

Somebody once asked:

'Can I take you to the dance?'

I need to get myself away from this place!

I can't dance! I'm stuck in a mess

I wanted to take Cho myself

But Cedric Diggory got her instead...

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Voldie's trying to kill me but I just keep on running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

I keep saving the world, I'm quidditch number one

So much to do, so much to see

So why not go through that passage to Hogmead?

You'll never know if you don't go

Ron: Go!

No butterbeer if you don't go

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your quidditch game, go play

Hey now, you've got a scar, fight Voldemort away

And all that glitters is gold

Only golden snitches break the mold

And all that glitters is gold

Only golden snitches break the mold.