Heya!

*The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.*

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Life's not easy, not for anyone, but life for me was different, hate admitting it... Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, and Beast Boy all live an uneasy life, gifted with such powers, but we all came to join the "Teen Titans"
Me, Raven, had a past life that continues to haunt me. But, it made me what I am today... .................................................................................................................................
"Honey!" Mom yelled in a harshend tone from of her repetitive yells, "You're going to be late for school!" My steps racing down the stairs, confirmed Mom I was ready. I slid into my backpack Mom held for me and caught the muffin she tossed as I dashed to the bus line, faintly hearing "Have a good day!" from the house. I continued forward on the bus, rolled my eyes, pretending not to hear. Stupid over protective Mom.

"Another day another admirer" I exhaled from a large breath. Michelle wandered to me, making her drunken like walk exceedingly noticeable. "HI! RAVEN!", she mumbled talking through her teeth, as her cheeps puffed with every syllable, trying not to brake her ferocious smile. "What's with the enthusiasm?" I said flatly. "I MIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDD YYYYOOOOUUUUU!!!" Michelle sung as she rolled her head around like a planned skit. Attempting not to laugh, my faced squinted and shriveled. Michelle slouched as she grumpily acknowledged, "Oh god, here we go again, `Ms. I don't laugh because it's not cool`, you look like a really shriveled up raisin for crying out loud, and a pathetic one in that matter." I never ended up laughing, heh, go me. Michelle was the reasoning for me attending school, but... ended up skipping 2nd period anyway. Wandered around, till 8, and then went home due to boredom.