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Hey! I'm a new-be in the fanfiction circle. I wrote this story for fun, so it is pointless and has a few pointless reasons, like why they got all the fortune cookies. It was just meant to be fun, so try to have fun! As always, no flames please, and enjoy yourself!
Fortune Cookie
By-SpeedingBullet
One day the five guys, Heero, Trowa, Duo, Quatre and Wufei ordered a lot of fortune cookies. Don't ask why, maybe they were high or something. After eating diner one night Duo grabbed a fortune cookie. He slit it in half, took out the fortune and threw the cookie away. His fortune said,
"You are a destined hero. You shall be remembered through time." Of course, wanting to rub something in Heero's face, Duo loved his fortune. He put it on the table and ran to get the others. After peeling away Heero and Wufei from fighting, they love to do that, and Trowa and Quatre from watching, they all went to the kitchen to see Duo's great fortune. But when they got there, it was gone.
"Ahh! No! Not my fortune!" Duo screamed, he then turned to the others. "We gotta find another one! It's my great fortune!"
Everyone stood, bug eyed, and stared at Duo. Heero spoke up.
"There are nearly 2 thousand fortune cookies! Are you suggesting we eat all of them? Just for your damn fortune?!"
Duo gave Heero an evil like mad look.
"We're gonna find that fortune, even if we have to eat every single cookie here!"
Oh boy, everyone thought.
It was nearly two o'clock and over half of the cookies were eaten. Everyone was sick, but Duo didn't care, he wanted his fortune. At about three, 75% of the cookies were gone. No one could even move, Quatre had puked up about 215 cookies, Trowa was trying to down his 300th, Wufei was slow, but he ate a good 500. Heero was to tears; he had eaten about half of the 2 thousand. Duo was just cracking the cookies open, checking out the fortune and then throwing it away. Everyone told him what a waste of food it was, but he just told them it could be bird food. This made them all upset, they had suffered eating all of those cookies, and Duo only ate one, the one that held the fortune he went nuts about! Heero got up to smack him, but he was so full and about to puke, he quickly sat down.
For about a good ten minutes everyone rested, laying down on the floor or being supported by the table or a chair. Duo looked at them, all tired out. Then he looked at Heero, who had just managed to sit up all by himself. Duo leaned across the table and grabbed Heero's face.
"We need to find that fortune!" he screamed. "It's a matter of life or death! Eat, eat for your lives!"
"I just ate about 1,000 cookies, slap me if I reach for another!" Heero said, trying to push Duo away.
Duo sat down and looked at the others, Quatre was going to puke again, Trowa couldn't even look up and Wufei was huffing and puffing over the sink. Knowing the guys couldn't eat any more, Duo looked to the ground. His eyes got big. He bent over and picked something up. Duo turned to the others. He smiled and said,
"Look guys! I found it! It must've fallen off the table! Go figure!"
Everyone fell over. They had just been tortured for no reason at all. Duo just looked at his fortune and smiled.
~The End
This story is so old! I wrote it with a friend in 6th grade! I told you it was pointless. It brings back good memories though, skipping study hall and going to the library to write strange little fics about our favorite anime!
Hey! I'm a new-be in the fanfiction circle. I wrote this story for fun, so it is pointless and has a few pointless reasons, like why they got all the fortune cookies. It was just meant to be fun, so try to have fun! As always, no flames please, and enjoy yourself!
Fortune Cookie
By-SpeedingBullet
One day the five guys, Heero, Trowa, Duo, Quatre and Wufei ordered a lot of fortune cookies. Don't ask why, maybe they were high or something. After eating diner one night Duo grabbed a fortune cookie. He slit it in half, took out the fortune and threw the cookie away. His fortune said,
"You are a destined hero. You shall be remembered through time." Of course, wanting to rub something in Heero's face, Duo loved his fortune. He put it on the table and ran to get the others. After peeling away Heero and Wufei from fighting, they love to do that, and Trowa and Quatre from watching, they all went to the kitchen to see Duo's great fortune. But when they got there, it was gone.
"Ahh! No! Not my fortune!" Duo screamed, he then turned to the others. "We gotta find another one! It's my great fortune!"
Everyone stood, bug eyed, and stared at Duo. Heero spoke up.
"There are nearly 2 thousand fortune cookies! Are you suggesting we eat all of them? Just for your damn fortune?!"
Duo gave Heero an evil like mad look.
"We're gonna find that fortune, even if we have to eat every single cookie here!"
Oh boy, everyone thought.
It was nearly two o'clock and over half of the cookies were eaten. Everyone was sick, but Duo didn't care, he wanted his fortune. At about three, 75% of the cookies were gone. No one could even move, Quatre had puked up about 215 cookies, Trowa was trying to down his 300th, Wufei was slow, but he ate a good 500. Heero was to tears; he had eaten about half of the 2 thousand. Duo was just cracking the cookies open, checking out the fortune and then throwing it away. Everyone told him what a waste of food it was, but he just told them it could be bird food. This made them all upset, they had suffered eating all of those cookies, and Duo only ate one, the one that held the fortune he went nuts about! Heero got up to smack him, but he was so full and about to puke, he quickly sat down.
For about a good ten minutes everyone rested, laying down on the floor or being supported by the table or a chair. Duo looked at them, all tired out. Then he looked at Heero, who had just managed to sit up all by himself. Duo leaned across the table and grabbed Heero's face.
"We need to find that fortune!" he screamed. "It's a matter of life or death! Eat, eat for your lives!"
"I just ate about 1,000 cookies, slap me if I reach for another!" Heero said, trying to push Duo away.
Duo sat down and looked at the others, Quatre was going to puke again, Trowa couldn't even look up and Wufei was huffing and puffing over the sink. Knowing the guys couldn't eat any more, Duo looked to the ground. His eyes got big. He bent over and picked something up. Duo turned to the others. He smiled and said,
"Look guys! I found it! It must've fallen off the table! Go figure!"
Everyone fell over. They had just been tortured for no reason at all. Duo just looked at his fortune and smiled.
~The End
This story is so old! I wrote it with a friend in 6th grade! I told you it was pointless. It brings back good memories though, skipping study hall and going to the library to write strange little fics about our favorite anime!