I do not own DBZ

I do not own DBZ, though I wish I did, because if I did, I would be Fucking rich!!!! And then the world would be mine (Laughs maniacally)

Also I would like to thank Felidae for the idea, here brilliant fic There is no moon tonight which has gotten many reviews from everyone, including myself. The idea of Goku/ Bulma was a very good one that I myself was thinking of, then I ran into that fic.

So If I had to write a Goku/Bulma romance it would go like this.

Ps. Characters you do not know of ex. Gomay, Kyjin, and The Master are part of my series that I'm writing, so don't be surprised if you get confused.

Make sure you've read the disclaimer above,

Lightening, made of pure energy cracked around him as his energy increased, the young sayjin was pushing his body to the absolute peak. His black haired rose due to energy and then it started to twinge, changing from black to gold, to black again. Then in a flash of energy, the little boy's hair turned bright gold and stood up. It was a miraculous thing seeing a sayjin go super sayjin, Goku himself had witnessed it many times yet this was just spectacular, the little boy of 7 was pushing himself farther than any normal man had ever gone.

Yet this was only the half way marker. The boy grunted again and again as his power level skyrocketed, it kept on rising as the boy gave out a loud scream.

There was a powerful energy surge that shook the very earth itself, it another flash of pure energy, the boy's hair stuck up even more, sticking out so much that the boys head looked like a porcupine. The boy continued screaming as huge divots of the earth rose from the ground and lifted high into the air.

It was hard to believe it, but Goku had seen it with his own eyes, this 7 year old boy had pushed himself to become level 2. Then in a final shout of power, the divots exploded into a million shards, flying off into valleys hundreds of yards away.

The boy's screaming quieted and the boy fell to his knees, exhausted. His hair had remained the same but the energy field around him had disappeared. Trunks, and Goten stared, eyes open wide and jaws dropped to the floor, one of their only friends had done the impossible, well actually he did it before but they didn't see it."

Kyjin walked over to the two boys, "Hey guys, what's up?" not one of them could even mention the spectacle that they had just witnessed. They just looked at the boy and managed a "Ga,…ga" Kyjin turned to see what they where staring at and smiled "Hey Gomay!" he said as he jogged up next to his friend.

"Oh, hi Kyjin." He depressed. "What's the matter." Gomay stood up and his friend almost burst laughing. His friend was only 7 and yet with the porcupine hairstyle of super sayjin sticking out everywhere, it was truly a laughable site.

"Well, I just went level 2 again…." "And?" Kyjin inquired,

A gigantic roar that felt like it could shake the heavens, rebounded off the mountains and spread throughout the plains.

Kyjin looked around with a scared expression on his face. "What in the world is that, some kind of dinosaur?" he asked still scared even though he was powerful enough to kill a dinosaur in one blow. "Um, no." Gomay said as he look down feeling guilty. "That is what I wanted to tell you, I guess I'm depressed because I'm………..really hungry."

Kyjin slapped himself on the forehead, "Good Dende Gomay, you're always hungry!"

Goku laughed as he patted the tiny titan on the shoulder, "With being a sayjin, comes great power and even greater responsibility," Gomay' s stomach growled again and Goku smiled and continued "Also it comes with a even greater appetite."

Gomay looked up and smiled at Goku.

"Come on Gomay, the master wants us home for lunch." At the mention of the word lunch, Gomay sprung into the air and grabbed Kyjin by the arm and rocketed into the sky while shouting "Thanks Mr. Goku for the lesson!"

At capsule corp. Bulma opened the door and shouted

"Boys, time for lunch!" Goten and Trunks eyed each other and in a second, raced for the house. Goku smiled again, he loved seeing the young sayjins train, keeping the heritage of their ancestors alive.

The time was 12:am the place was the Son residence, as teenage Gohan and young Goten where fast asleep, one male resident was not asleep, Goku sat in a chair by his bed, he could simply not get to sleep, he had tried everything. He had tried warm milk, counting sheep but he stopped when he got to 1,000, he had tried sleeping medicine but that had not helped, and also he had tried to just lay in his bed until he went to sleep but that had not worked. He then decided to burn off some energy by flying around the countryside. He grabbed his doe brown leather jacket and flew off without making a sound.

It was about 15 minutes later that he was getting pretty bored, considering he had the attention span of a sugar cube. He decided to fly around the city, when he then noticed a active energy flow.

Who would be stupid enough to be awake at this hour? Goku thought "Well me for one."

He decided to check it out, he traced the signal all the way to capsule corp. There it was pretty strong but not quite, he followed the trail into the forest and landed at the opening of a clearing.

He looked around and spotted a small waterfall dripping into a even smaller pond and sitting at the edge was….. "Bulma?"

She turned around, "Is that you Goku?" she asked, Goku stepped out of the shade of the trees and into the clearing. She was kneeling by the pond and wading her hand through the cold waters. the ripples cascaded the light of the full moon across the pond, making it shine like crystal.

Goku walked up to where she was kneeling, and kneeled down next to her. He was wearing the leather jacket and a white under shirt with gray sweat pants and no shoes or socks, she herself was wearing a almost see though baby blue robe, and of course she was wearing underwear underneath.

"What are you doing out here?" she asked with concern. "I should ask you the same thing." Goku replied as he smiled at her

"I guess I just couldn't get to sleep." she said, Goku nodded "Me to." he said

"So," Goku started, but then there was a awkward silence "So," she replied. It was truly quite embarrassing, they where friends yet they haven't talked to each other in such a long time, with Goku being dead and all.

At first they started out with light conversation, then a little more into topics, then they started chatting and laughing just like friends should.

"So then after the giant rumble, it turns out it was Gomay's stomach making the noise." Bulma laughed and replied "He's been hanging out with you for too long." Goku laughed again, just then the wind picked up. Bulma shivered as the wind howled over the forest.

"It's starting to get cold," she said, she said as she stared at the sky, when she reverted her attention to Goku, he was gone. Just that second Goku came from behind and draped his leather jacket over her shoulders. she smiled and thanked him as she hugged the jacket tighter around herself.

"No problem." he said as the wind died down, both of them looked up and stared at the full moon above their heads. "Hey Bulma?" he asked "Yeah?" she responded "Did you have a boyfriend before Yamcha?" She sighed "No but I had a lot of boys who I had a crush on." Goku stared at her "Like who?" She rubbed her chin in thought "Well just some hunks from school and some famous singers." Goku nodded "Yeah I could see that." he said, she ignored the comment as she looked at him "Your turn." she said "What?" "I said who I had a crush on so now it's your turn." Goku's face started to redden as he spoke "Not many, I didn't know anything about love and girls on the mountain I was raised on, but there was one girl I had a pretty big crush on."

"Really?" she asked intrigued "A girl actually got you to have a crush on her. So what's the name of this beauty who caught the eye of the jungle boy Goku?" she asked with a sarcastic tone and a small chuckle in her voice

"Well, for a hint, I'm looking right at her." he said Bulma suddenly looked at him to find out he was starring right back at her. Suffice to say she was shocked "Me? You had a crush on me?" she said astounded as she stood up. Goku stood up to and replied "Why is that so hard to believe, I mean, you're beautiful, smart, sophisticated." Goku stopped realizing his brain had stopped but his mouth went 20 miles ahead.

Now both of their faces where red as they both looked away "Uh, sorry" was all Goku could manage to say

Bulma looked at her watch "oh my god it's 2:00 am" she said " I really have to go." she said and she threw her arms around Goku's neck and gave him a hug, Goku's face was still red as he wrapped his huge arms around her delicate waist and hugged her back.

After they hugged the both walked off in separate directions. Bulma then turned around and shouted "Hey Goku, you forgot you jacket!" "Keep it!" he yelled back

"Wait Goku!" she yelled "What!" he yelled back

"Did you really mean what you said about me?" she yelled Goku was now a bright crimson, as he thought for a second then yelled "With all my heart!" he said as he quickly flew away into the night sky.

She blushed for the 5th time tonight as she walked back to Capsule Corp.

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It's now time for a Gomay and Kyjin moment

Up on a mountain top, Gomay and Kyjin stare at the full moon,

"Hey Gomay?" "Yeah Kyjin" "Where sayjins right?" "Last time I checked." "And we still have our tails right?" Gomay reached behind his back and touched his butt "Yep." "So why aren't we turning into giant apes like Gohan did"

"Don't know? Why is a orange called a orange?" Kyjin shrugged "Guess we'll never know will we?"

Okay that was pretty lame, bet hell it's 1:am and I'm writing this and I have to do something at 8:00 am tomorrow, cut me some slack.

Also I want to make a statement. Beside me and a few other various authors, this whole romance in DBZ has gotten completely corny. One night I went through 30 pages of fics and here's my poll of what occupies the romance section

Vegeta and Bulma………….92.5%

Bra and Goten …………….2%

Goku chi chi…………..2%

Pan and trunks …………4%

Krillin and 18 …………. .5%

Stay tuned for the next chapter, more circumstances which drive the worlds biggest loud mouth into the arms of the world's strongest fighter, oh boy now I really need some sleep.