== A.N. ==
So guess what! I'm making a book of random texts! *cheers and applause*
Yeah I know *bows* hehehe…. *someone throws a shoe*
Ha! The joke is on you! I needed a shoe anyways! *crickets*
No? Ok….
Um so yeah I was bored and I wrote this
(The characters I use in this are not mine)
The authors note is over….. You can read now!
Book of Texts: Naruto!
Hidan to Kisame
Hidan: Hey Kisame
Kisame: What do you want Hidan
Hidan: Can you do me a favor?
Kisame: I'm not going to bail you out of jail again, last time Kakuzu screamed at me…
Hidan: No not that dipshit
Kisame: Then what?
Hidan: I'm hungry
Kisame: Why do I care you're immortal, you can't starve to death XD
Hidan: *mutters* dick…
Kisame: *glares* what was that? *pulls out Samehada*
Hidan: *stutters* n-no-nothing
Kisame: Good… *puts Samehada away*
Hidan: So can you get me some food?
Kisame: *sighs* Fine… what do you want to eat?
Hidan: *gins* Can you bring me some sushi?!
Kisame: WTF! NO!
Hidan: *whines* Whyyyyy?
Kisame: * looks daggers and takes out Samehada once more* do you want to lose your head?
Hidan: *pouts* no…
Kisame: *puts Samehada away* good…
Hidan: This is why you have no friends! *makes a face*
Kisame: As far as you know… they all hide from you cuz you smell like ass
Hidan: *glares and pulls out scythe* what was that?
Kisame: *repeats slowly with a grin* you…smell…like…ASS!
Hidan: *sushi rolls magically appear and Hidan takes one and eats it in one bite* mmmmmm… so… yummy…
Kisame: *cries* you took it too far!
Hidan: *points angrily* you told me I smelt like ass you shit! You started it
Kisame: But you ate fish!
Hidan: So? I'm not the only one who eats fish
Kisame: But I told you not to a while ago!
Hidan: You aren't retarded enough to think I actually ate fish right? Are you?
Kisame: But you did!
Hidan: *face-plants*
Kisame: What? *sniffles*
Hidan: You're retarded and annoying
Kisame: You're mean! *pouts*
Hidan: You done yet bitch baby?
Kisame: *mutters*Yes…
Hidan: Good, and just so you know I didn't eat shit… (Because as everyone –except apparently you- knows sushi rolls don't magically appear out of nowhere)
Kisame: Oh
Hidan: Sooo…
Kisame: What -_-
Hidan: Can you bring me food?
Kisame: *face-plants then gets up* no bitch get off your lazy ass and get that shit yourself~
And Hidan was just like "WTF!"
The end!
== A.N. ==
So did you like it? \[o~o]/ so like I don't have that much time to write right? Well this way I can come up with short little stories or something like that (idk they're just little random drabbles…) I'm thinking of making the text messages be between characters of different animes so yeah (like attack on titan, free!, kuroko no basuke, togainu no chi, etc.) so if you'd like a conversation between two specific characters or a certain anime just tell me. So like tell me what you thought about it! I want to know if it was even funny…
Ill randomly post these unless someone has a request (ill just write these when I'm bored if there's no requests)
Anyways bye! Don't forget I love you! *messes up your hair by ruffling it* ha! *throws a box of chocolates at your face and magically disappears like sushi rolls appear*