* I'm back…again.
Some day I shall get help for my sugar addiction, but till then here's
some sugar induced madness! I guess I
have to say I own nothing still. I now
have a new muse and it's scaring me. ::Cowers
in fear of a random plush toy:: Back
Kero-chan Back! (Sorry…random CCS thing. ^_^;;
) *
Adventures at the DMV
By: Princess of Darkness
Fred: "Why do we
have to walk to school?"
Lance: (Glaring at Todd)
"Maybe you should ask Todd that."
Todd: "Hey you're
the one that was pulled over not me!"
Lance: "No, but YOU
were chanting: Show him some skin!
He'll let you off if ya do!"
Todd: "It always
works in the movies though."
Lance: "That's
because they were WOMEN."
Todd: "Oh yeah! I forgot that part for some reason."
Pietro: "Could it be
his cross-dressing tendencies?"
Lance: "Hey! You guys promised not to talk about that any
more!"
Pietro: "Yeah…we
promise a lot of things. Like no more
stealing from lockers…"
Todd: "…And no more
sending Mystique's furniture to other dimensions…"
Fred: "…And to stop
stalking Jean…"
Pietro: "Now have we
EVER stopped trying to do these things?
No!"
Todd: "Yeah…it was
fun getting rid of Mystique's new car."
(Sighs) "I wish that machine
hadn't gotten squashed."
Fred: "Did she ever
find out where her stuff went?"
Todd: "No. I wish a had gotten a picture when she
walked in her office."
Lance: "OK guys I
get the point." (Pauses for a
moment) "What did you ask again Fred?"
Todd: "You mean you
don't remember? It was only a few
minutes ago."
Lance: "Guys thank
to TV I can't remember what happened more than a few minutes in the past."
Todd, Fred, and Pietro begin to laugh at Lance.
Lance: "It's a
serious problem…it's also the reason I say such crappy puns all the time."
Todd, Fred and Pietro continue to laugh. After a few moments Lance joins them
forgetting what they were laughing about.
Todd: "Ok I'm done
laughing at Lance's pain now."
Fred: "Me too."
All continue walking to school.
Pietro: "Man this
bites! School's too far away!"
Lance: "Why don't
you just run there with your super speed?
Couldn't you be there in like under a minute?"
Pietro: "Yeah, but then
I'd miss looking at your cute ass."
Lance: "WHAT?!!"
Pietro: (Sweat dropping) "I mean…uh…um…I'd miss looking at the cute grass. Yeah that's what I said."
Lance: (Raises an eyebrow)
"You sure?"
Pietro begins petting a random lawn they were walking by to
prove his point.
Pietro: "Yup!"
Random-Gun-Wielding-Home-Owner: "Git off my grass yah rapscallions!"
Fred, Lance, Todd, and Pietro: (Running away at top speed) "Ahhhhhhh!!"
The guys run far enough to get a few houses away from the Random-Gun-Wielding-Home-Owner.
Pietro: "That's
it! I'm getting my license so we don't
have to walk any more!"
Todd: "But by the
time you get one Lance will be able to drive again."
Pietro: (Glaring at Todd)
"Yeah so?"
Fred: "We won't need
you to drive us around."
Pietro: "Yeah well I'm
still gonna get it!" (Storms off in the opposite direction that school is) "And none of you can stop me!"
Lance: "But Pietro
you're going in the wrong direction!"
Pietro: (Walking
past them in the right direction) "I
knew that!"
Fred: "Riiiight"
That's it for now folks!
I'll write more if I get more sugar and reviews. ^_~
Toodles!
