This one is a chat story but the sequel isn't. I hope you enjoy the first chapter of a lot of crap.
-And also: the ...'s mean that time has gone by when nobody has spoken ... or typed. If the first letter of someone's name is bold, then they're a moderator.
It's also around Christmas in the story so ... MERRY CHRISTMAS!
DISCLAIMER: (I almost forgot) I do not own anyone. I will later though. Maybe.
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The Ninja Chatroom
Chapter 1: Welcome
Naruto: yay! im the first 1 here!
Kakashi: ahem
Naruto: well xcept 4 u, sensei
-Sakura has joined.
Naruto: HI SAKURA!
Kakashi: well hello, sakura
Sakura: hi. is sasuke heer?
Naruto: (sighs deeply)
Kakashi: not yet
Sakura: o ...
-Sasuke has joined.
Naruto: o god. (sighs deeply agen)
Sakura: HI SASUKE!!!!
Kakashi: hello, sasuke
Sasuke: hey.
-Baki has joined.
-Naruto and Sasuke are private chatting.
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Naruto: isnt that the sand pplzes teacher
Sasuke: yeh
Naruto: wut do u think hez doing heer
Sasuke: may b if u hadnt taken me in heer we wood no
Naruto: o sry
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(What was going on during the private chat.)
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Kakashi: wut r u doin heer
Baki: my students r comin so im gunna watch ovr them
Kakashi: im mod 4 2day so u can leev
Sakura: yeah. u r unwanted and not needed
Baki: (sigh)
- Naruto and Sasuke are back.
Sakura: (hugglz sasuke) yay!!!!!
Sasuke: get off
Naruto: wut did we miss
Sasuke: b cuz of u
Naruto: XP
Kakashi: nuthin
-Kankuro has joined.
Kakashi: i thot u sed studentS
Baki: i did (turns 2 kankuro) well
Kankuro: temari is on her way heer and gaara is being an ass "NO, KANKURO, I DON'T DO CAHTROOMS" he said he'll b on in a littl bit tho
Sakura: gaara the freak is cumin on???
Naruto: fweerd
Sasuke: creepy
Kakashi: unlike him
Baki: (sigh)
Kankuro: awkward
- Temari has joined.
Temari: hi all ... xcept baki
-Baki has left.
Kakashi: poor baki.
Naruto: wut an idiot
Sasuke: so unliked
Sakura: unwanted
Kankuro: rejected
Temari: he sux and i h8 him
Kankuro: dido
-Gaara has joined.
Gaara: hilo all and merry christmas or w/e
Naruto: O.o
Sasuke: o.O wtf?
Sakura: y-yeh
Temari: the fuck?
Kankuro: wut the hell gaara?
Gaara: i can b my own seperat persn on da net. :P
Kakashi: wow. just wow.
Kankuro: awkward
Temari: k than (hugs gaara)
Gaara: (lightly hugs back)
Naruto: werd
Gaara: well wuts werder? temari huggin me or me huggin u?
Kankuro: lets find out!
Gaara: k! (hugz naru)
Kakashi: ...
Sakura: O.O yoai
Kankuro: i didnt think hed actually do it
Sasuke: wuts creepier is that he called naruto naru
Temari: wow
Gaara: (blushes)
Naruto: (blushes and walks away)
Kankuro: awkward.
Kankuro: awkward
Kankuro: awkward
Kakashi: how is it stll akwrd?
Kankuro: (whisperz) gaara's still heer
Temari: ... typing 'whisperz' duznt help at all
Gaara: yeh im not blind.
Sakura: but u r yoai.
Naruto: he is not!
Kakashi: but u r standing up 4 him
Naruto: w/e
Sasuke: r u rilly yoai?
Naruto: no
Gaara: i'm not ethr
Sakura: rilly?
Naruto: well ...
Kakashi: O.o
Temari: holy shit.
Kankuro: AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: ...
Naruto: gaara, if u got the chanss ... wood u hug me
Gaara: (blushes)
Temari: well?
Sakura: o god
Sasuke: lord
Kankuro: awkward
Kakashi: ANSR!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: if we wer alone
Sasuke: (pukes)
Kakashi: wow
Sakura: i will nevr live the same agen
Kankuro: AWKWARRRRD!!!!!!!!!
Temari: i will have nightmares 4 da rest of my life
Kakashi: this is almost as good as make out paradise
Sasuke: im sure the yoai boys could turn this in2 a make out paradise
Naruto: SHUTUP SASUKE!!! WE'R NOT THAT YOAI!!!!! (turns 2 gaara) r we
Gaara: well .. lets c wuts awkward. (kisses naruto on the cheek) awkward?
Naruto: no
Gaara: (kisses naruto on the lips) well?
Naruto: a tad ... maybe
Gaara: (smiles) last but not leest (frenches naruto) umm (blushes)
Naruto: no ... (blushes)
Temari: (pukes)
Sasuke: HACK! HACK! (coughs) GAG!!!!!!
Sakura: YOAI!!! the dreaded yoai!!!!!
Kakashi: ... wow...
Kankuro: rilly rilly super AWKWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDD!!!!!!
Kakashi: kankuro, if you say awkward 10 more time i will temporarily kick u out. i will let u say it 1 more time b4 i start counting.
Kankuro: k
Kankuro: awkward
Kakashi: 0
Temari: lets all make things awkward
Kankuro: u r evil
Sakura: i cant make things awkward
Sasuke: no but naruto and gaara can
Kankuro: DONT DO ANY THING!!!!!!
Kankuro: awkward
Kakashi: 1
Naruto: lol
Gaara: (kisses naru)
Naruto: (kisses back)
Gaara:)
Sakura: ...
Kankuro: awkward
Kakashi: 2
Temari: LOL!!!! u suck kankuro
Kankuro: shutup evil bitch
Kakashi: i dont even no wut im doin heer if i let thees kids swear.
Sasuke: u can leev then
Kakashi: and miss out on the yoainess? no way.
Gaara:D
Naruto:D
Gaara:)
Naruto:3
Temari: stopit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: ...
Kakashi: ...
Sakura: ...
Kankuro: awkward
Kakashi: 3
Gaara: wut iz it temari
Naruto: ...
Temari: i cant takit! thats wut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kankuro: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk
Kanuro: warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddd
Kakashi: 4
Sasuke: shood that rilly count?
Sakura: yeh
Kakashi: 2 l8 2 go bak and change it now
Kankuro: w/e
Naruto: ...
Gaara: ...
Sakura: ...
Sasuke: ...
Kakashi: ...
Temari: awkward
Kankuro: thnks
Kakashi: fun reckr
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Hilo again. I think this chapter was a bit short but w/e.
See ya next chapter and please comment.