PRINCE, PRINCESS ... er ... PRINCE, PRINCE and THE TWO WIZARDS
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Well, in fact J.K.Rowling created the characters but the golden castle, the diamond room, the desert and the glass of old water are MINE. ^ ^
Pairing: Harry/Draco, and Hermione/Ron.
Note: This story is stupid but Please don't hate it. What ? You hate it that much ? So imagine it's a dream and, well, review story and, um, you can forget it. OK ?
Once upon a time in the middle a desert there was a very handsome Prince named Draco who lived in a made-of-gold castle in which there was a room of diamond where was the home of an as-old-as-the-earth woman who in fact was very young (???) and was a witch called Hermione the Wicked Witch whose black cat gave Draco the Prince a scratch which had poison in it to make Draco the Prince fall in to a sleep that would never end so that Hermione the Wicked Witch could claim the golden castle in order to gather an army to revenge her husband, Ron the Even More Wicked Wizard who was turned into a lovely pig *it's really stupid (tired)* by Harry the Great Emperor whom Remus the Wolf God got angry with and threw into the desert with a glass of cold water that woke Draco the Prince up by being spilt on him, which meant the spell of the scratch of the black cat had been broken, which meant Hermione the Wicked Witch was also turned into a lovely pig *now, it's a bit crazy (out of breath)* which was immediately brought to HFNPF (Hogwarts the Famous Noble Pig Farm) where she could join Ron The Even More Wicked Wizard while Prince Harry and Prince Draco got married and the two couples lived happily forever. *finally I can put a stop here (fainted)*
May their love and happiness last forever.
END.
*What a pity I can't take them home. (sob) Hermione and Ron the Lovely Pigs. So adorable. Oh I wish I could make them my pets. (sob)*