A/N: I own nothing, Blah Blah Blah. This is a bunch of One shot ideas we came up with when talking about the game and the different 'collecting' quests that seemed to come out of nowhere and other funny ideas.
The hero walked into the mage's guild, he had just one town left to finish. Then he could join the full guild and use their library and other spells that he would have access to. The main member who would give him the quest raised an eyebrow before saying "First we need you to collect is 800 heads of lettuce, 200 carrots, 100 blackberries, then I will give you the second part of the quest." The hero was unsure and said "Do you really need so many items?" The mage looked murderous before he said "DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC, NOW GET TO WORK." As the hero bowed and left, another guild member came over and said "Your having him do the grocery shopping aren't you." The main man nodded and said "Sometimes I think the hero's are too simple." The second man smiled, showing his Khajiit heritage "You going to write the letter of recommendation?" The first man laughed and said "Maybe, after he gets those 2000 boar meats." The two had a laugh at the gullable heros.
Ending Notes: Short, I know, but I will come up with more fun and funny ideas, please feel free to email me at with a situation and if I can use it, I will give credit.