Disclaimer: I'm not Stephenie Meyer. If I was I wouldn't be reduced to writing on fanfiction. That would be sad and I don't want Stephenie Meyer to be sad. So I'm not her.

Ok, this is what would happen if the cullens were even more AWESOME!.if that's possible...Sigh, that wud be SCHWEEEEET!!!!!

Anyway, this is about the Cullens getting a new make-over!!

Warning: this is really random and might self destruct. NOT KIDDING.

Bella pov

Finally, another long week of school is over. Charlie is spending the entire weekend at Billy Black's house, so I get to spend the rest of today, Saturday, AND, Sunday at my Eddy's house!

Right now its about 4 o'clock, so school let out around an hour or so ago. Edward drove me to and picked me up from school, like always, so my machine...I MEAN MY TRUCK...ahem...is still at my house. as soon as we got to Edwards house, we put in Pride and Prejudice, the newer one with Keira Knightley, (one of my favorite movies), made some popcorn, swapped some spit, knocked over a lamp, and here we are, on the couch, covered in popcorn. Even though the popcorn is for me, I'm nice enough to share some with my poor dead boyfriend.

And by share I mean throw.

And I know im not the best at throwing, but Edwards barely an inch next to me, and im proud to say that almost half of the popcorn I've thrown has managed to hit him.

Ooh, Yay, here's my favorite part! Elizabeth and Mr.Darcy are dancing, and though there are many people in the room, they only see each other.

"Isn't that romantic?" I ask Edward.

He hesitates, "yes."

Why did he hesitate? "Why did you hesitate? Don't you like the movie? We could watch something else, if you want," I say with pleading eyes.

"Bella, Bella, calm down. I do like this movie. Actually, it reminds me of you, so yes, I love this movie."

"Oh, ok."

"Actually, I was just focusing on the song. It's a nice song."

"Oh yeah, my mom tried to play that on the piano a couple times. She's pretty good, but she gets about half way through and then–"

He interrupted me with a kiss. In a daze, I think I noticed him stand up in front of me on the couch.

"Where...are we going?" I say against his mouth. Next thing I know, he is picking me up off the couch.

"Oomph!"something hits my butt, breaking the kiss. Oh. I look around, we are sitting on the piano bench.

"Sorry." Edward apologizes.

"Its ok. Edward! Are you going to play me a song????!!"

"No I just like to sit on the piano bench." he says sarcastically. He sits down next to me and swings himself around so he is facing the piano. He gracefully puts his fingers on the keys.

"Yay!" he is playing the song from the movie! "I love you!"

"I love you, t– OH MY GOD!!!" he says, noticing Jasper just walked downstairs.

I turn to look, too.

W-O-W. I feel my mouth form an 'O'.

Jasper is wearing tight blue jeans, a tight white shirt, and..is that....eyeliner?!?!?

"Wow Jasper you look...hot." Did I just say that out loud?

"Bella!"I think Edward heard that little remark.

"I'm sorry, but look at him!" I sure was.

"I am! He looks ridiculous!"he turns to look at me, but im still looking at Jasper.

"He does NOT!", I argue. After about 5 minutes of Edward and me arguing, and Jasper just staring at us, Alice walks down the stairs behind him. She is wearing a red shirt with black polka-dots, faded black skinnies (from Pac Sun, (the author has those)) and plain black ballet flats with a little red bow at the top.(I originally had black and purple striped ballet flats, but then my friend JESSIE pointed out that those don't go with a RED shirt with POLKA-DOTS. I couldn't believe that I clashed like that! I'm sorry guys! Its one thing that red doesn't go with purple, but then I put polka-dots with stripes? A ewewewewewew! Hahahaha I sounds like such a prep now. Btw, I wouldn't really say something like that in real life haha I sound so gay hahaha. Ok now back to the story that I'm so good at interrupting...) She is also wearing eyeliner, but she always does so that's not really new. anyway, she looks pretty good, too. I wonder...

"Hi guys! Don't you love what I've done to Jasper?", Alice asks curiously.

"Most certainly not." Edward says stubbornly.

"I think it looks GREAT Alice. Can I talk to you in the kitchen?" I just got a REALLY GOOD idea. Heh heh heh...

"Uh, sure Bella, and thanks for the support!" Alice seems really excited. We walk into the kitchen.

Once we were in the kitchen, I shot the questions.

"That's a very nice look you got going for Jasper, and I was wondering where you got the idea." She probably knows where I'm going with this.

"Have you ever read AP Magazine? You really have to see how hot the guys in those bands are! Tight clothes look incredible on guys, and the music is awesome, too. So I thought, hey, I think its time for a make-over for me and Jasper!" Alice said that so fast and with so much I enthusiasm, I almost didn't catch any of it. I had to stand there for a couple moments until my brain could comprehend it.

"That's really cool, I'll have to read that sometime. Anyway, I was wondering if I could...borrow... your idea...for me and Edward??" Please please please please please!!!??!

"OF COURSE!! I knew you were going to ask that! I'll come with you when you guys go shopping!" Yay! I didn't think Alice would have a problem with me borrowing her ideas, but you never know with those crazy vamps.

"Alright! Lets go today!" This is going to be so much fun!

"Ohmygoshihavethegreastestidea!" What? Oh. Something about a great idea.

"Go on..." I'm really starting to love Alice's new ideas.

"Lets give Emmet and Rose a make-over too!" Alice almost shrieked.

"Yeah! This is going to be so much fun!" I don't think I've ever been so excited to go shopping with Alice!

"They said yes! Well, Rosalie did, at least, but we'll deal with Emmet later...!" Did she just leave and go ask them? I didn't know she left...?

Suddenly, Edward barged into the room.

"You have got to be kidding me. You think ill just let you give me a make-over? Because that is SO not gonna happen." I take it Edward heard our conversation...

"But Edward! I love you! Can't you just do this for me? It would make me really happy. And it would make you really hot, too. It's a win-win situation, don't you see?" I pleaded.

"Yeah, Edward, I really think Bella would like this. And you wouldn't be alone, because the whole family –well, minus Esme and Carlisle– is going to do it with you." Alice said convincingly.

Edward sighed. "Well, I guess that's ok then. If Bella really wants this, then I guess ill do it." Edward came over and gave me a hug. Awwwwww...

Heh heh heh heh... I love it when I get my way, and a hug.

sorry about the whole switching tenses thing... I didn't really realize that till the end and now I don't want to go back and change it...

I'm sorry if I don't update this for a wihle, I was planing to just write it all and then post it, but I'm just so eager to post it, as you know...

So please don't get mad at me for not updating! Just put me on the story alert thing and calm down!

Oh and my other story, jacob is black (btw that's just the title...hes not really black in the story...damn I should have put that in the summary..oh well) anyway, I just wanted to say thank you to the one person who actually reviewed it: BiteMeEdwardCullen... THANK YOU!! :D

Review, please! I really like those, but then again...who doesn't?

No flames please. I don't exactly know what those are, but no one wants them so I don't either...

OK NOW I DO!!! THANK YOU,