Disclaimer: I don't own Homestar Runner, and have no intention of hurting those who do in any way.

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The computer screen reads, "sbemail.exe."

Strong Bad is rapping, "S to da B to da E to da MAIL! SBEMAIL!"

The computer screen reads:

Dear Strong Bad,

Do u have a band? If so, what's it called, who are the members, and what songs do u play?

J, US

Strong Bad reads it like this, "Dear Strong Bad, Do uh have a band? If so what's it called, who are the members, and what songs do uh play? J, us," and says/types afterwards, "What the crap! Ok, first of all, who is this 'u' you speak of? Do you mean moi? Or were you talking about someone else? For the time being, I'll say that you mean moi. Secondly, what do you mean by, 'J us?' Who is us? And how am I supposed to j you when I don't even know what j-ing is? I mean, what the crap do you want me to do? Answer your question, or become confused indefinitely? I'm just gonna go with the first option, just because I like it more than the second one.

"Yeah, I've got a band. I sing and play lead guitar, The Cheat plays rhythm guitar, Strong Mad plays bass, and Bubs is the drummer."

Strong Sad walks into the room. "Uh, Strong Bad?"

"Strong Sad, for the last time, you can't be in my band."

"And for the last time, I don't want to. Marzipan and I have our own band. I was just wondering if I could borrow your guitar for band practice."

"1. No, and 2. I'm giving you and your alternative rock butt zero seconds to get out until I turn my pathetic excuse for a baby brother into a baby sister."

"Ugh. Whatever. I guess Marzipan can just use Carol."

Strong Bad turns back to his computer. "Anyway, the name. The band is called 'Stand Strong, Cheat Strong' You know, 'cause it has one word that has to do with each of us. And we play all the awesome songs on our new album, 'A.D.' In fact, I was just on my way to a practice session. The Battle of the Bands is coming up this week."

Easter Eggs

j-ing-A flyer pops up that says, "Strong Sad's J-ing Class."

A.D.-The CD cover pops up, with a statue of Julius Caesar.

Note: I'll write something for the Battle of the Bands as soon as I get someone else to write the lyrics for the songs. I'm horrible as a lyricist.