Chapter 1-
It was another perfect day at the Garden. Squall was out doing some "training" with Quistis...err was leveling up in the training room, Rinoa was cheating on him with Seifer... i mean... Rinoa was locked inside her room and couldn't get out, Irvine was getting beaten up by Selphie for talking to other girls, and Zell was just munching on some hot dogs while watching Selphie beat Irvine up.
"Hey, look at this!" Yelled Selphie, pointing at a newspaper article, obviously being tired of her 'pretend to be fighting Irvine while actually madly making love to him' act.
"Hmmm... it says some group called The backstreet babes... err boys are going to Esthar for a concert!" Irvine retorted (sp?) "What's so exciting about that?"
"Well, if you haven't noticed, we as a group haven't been out anywhere... (and i think Rinoa and Squall need it too... they've been cheating on each other ever since Rinoa was strapped to that flat monkey Adel! They should have time to bond their relationship... or what's left of it...)"
"Yeah... i think that's a good idea! i mean, they'll probably be selling hot dogs at the concert, right?" Zell asked.
"Not the kind YOU'RE looking for! You'll only get those at a guy's restroom at a busy Chicago subway stop!" Irvine stuck his tongue out at Zell. Zell just rolled his eyes and continued to munch on his hotdogs.
Just then, Rinoa walked into the room with Seifer, both of them drenched in sweat and wearing messy clothes. Selphie and Irvine just exchanged glances.
A few minutes later, Squall came in with Quistis, Quistis smirking evilly with her whip in her hand and Squall looking a bit pained. Both were also in messy clothes, and again, Selphie and Irvine just exchanged glances.
"Hey you guys, we're going to go to the Backstreet boy's concert tomorrow! so start packing because we have to be at esthar soon... i want to go shopping!" Squealed Selphie.
"Uh... what? but i dont really want to..." Squall was cut off by Irvine
"Oh, come on Squall! We all need to relax! I mean, with you being the new headmaster and all, you might go psycho with all the work you've been doing... so come on, lets just go! Besides, we're probably going to be back tomorrow!" Irvine smacked Squall's back and let out a laugh "So, what do you say?" Squall let out a loud yell. Everyone jumped back except for Quistis, who had a dreamy look on her face and was fingering her whip.
"Oh.. uh oops! i forgot to mention... i uh sleep in the nude and i uh always sleep on my back.. so then the sun always shines through my window and lands on my... uh back and i got a... uh sunburn!" Squall smiled weakly. Everyone just stood in silence. "Oh, uh... i better get packing to go to Esthar!" he said as he rushed out of his room. Quistis quickly followed him out along with Rinoa who was yelling "You sleep in the nude?!"
"Well, uh... i guess we all better start packing..." Said Irvine, who felt uncomfortable after what Squall had just said. Everyone left the room except for Seifer and Zell. Seifer just stared as he saw Zell pick up a sausage from his hot dog and start to lick it and suck on it.
"What are you looking at? Don't you know that sausages have juices in them that come out when you suck on them?" Zell asked casually.
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okay... that was sorta long... anyways, i gotta go right now, so tell me what you think of the story, aight?
It was another perfect day at the Garden. Squall was out doing some "training" with Quistis...err was leveling up in the training room, Rinoa was cheating on him with Seifer... i mean... Rinoa was locked inside her room and couldn't get out, Irvine was getting beaten up by Selphie for talking to other girls, and Zell was just munching on some hot dogs while watching Selphie beat Irvine up.
"Hey, look at this!" Yelled Selphie, pointing at a newspaper article, obviously being tired of her 'pretend to be fighting Irvine while actually madly making love to him' act.
"Hmmm... it says some group called The backstreet babes... err boys are going to Esthar for a concert!" Irvine retorted (sp?) "What's so exciting about that?"
"Well, if you haven't noticed, we as a group haven't been out anywhere... (and i think Rinoa and Squall need it too... they've been cheating on each other ever since Rinoa was strapped to that flat monkey Adel! They should have time to bond their relationship... or what's left of it...)"
"Yeah... i think that's a good idea! i mean, they'll probably be selling hot dogs at the concert, right?" Zell asked.
"Not the kind YOU'RE looking for! You'll only get those at a guy's restroom at a busy Chicago subway stop!" Irvine stuck his tongue out at Zell. Zell just rolled his eyes and continued to munch on his hotdogs.
Just then, Rinoa walked into the room with Seifer, both of them drenched in sweat and wearing messy clothes. Selphie and Irvine just exchanged glances.
A few minutes later, Squall came in with Quistis, Quistis smirking evilly with her whip in her hand and Squall looking a bit pained. Both were also in messy clothes, and again, Selphie and Irvine just exchanged glances.
"Hey you guys, we're going to go to the Backstreet boy's concert tomorrow! so start packing because we have to be at esthar soon... i want to go shopping!" Squealed Selphie.
"Uh... what? but i dont really want to..." Squall was cut off by Irvine
"Oh, come on Squall! We all need to relax! I mean, with you being the new headmaster and all, you might go psycho with all the work you've been doing... so come on, lets just go! Besides, we're probably going to be back tomorrow!" Irvine smacked Squall's back and let out a laugh "So, what do you say?" Squall let out a loud yell. Everyone jumped back except for Quistis, who had a dreamy look on her face and was fingering her whip.
"Oh.. uh oops! i forgot to mention... i uh sleep in the nude and i uh always sleep on my back.. so then the sun always shines through my window and lands on my... uh back and i got a... uh sunburn!" Squall smiled weakly. Everyone just stood in silence. "Oh, uh... i better get packing to go to Esthar!" he said as he rushed out of his room. Quistis quickly followed him out along with Rinoa who was yelling "You sleep in the nude?!"
"Well, uh... i guess we all better start packing..." Said Irvine, who felt uncomfortable after what Squall had just said. Everyone left the room except for Seifer and Zell. Seifer just stared as he saw Zell pick up a sausage from his hot dog and start to lick it and suck on it.
"What are you looking at? Don't you know that sausages have juices in them that come out when you suck on them?" Zell asked casually.
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okay... that was sorta long... anyways, i gotta go right now, so tell me what you think of the story, aight?