Title: 00 Trouble
Prompt: Spies/Secret Agent
Rating: G
Summary: No case too big, no case too small… Just call Agent 006
Chapter One
Jeff stared at the three men's faces as he leaned back at his desk, his feet propped up on the top of it, and the chair standing on only two legs. The computer screen was separated into three parts, and the faces on them were all blacked out. It was how he always got his mission, no matter how small they were, his bosses would always contact him like this. It had been cool the first time, but after mission one thousand, it'd gotten old.
"So fearless trio, what do ya need this time? A lost puppy, did Mr. I-can-sing-my-way-out-of-anything get another restraining order, or do I actually get to do a real job?" Jeff rolled his eyes as he saw one of the blacked out faces sigh.
"Agent 6, please refrain from calling your other agents things unfitting."
"Unfitting? The guy tried to get out of his mission by singing a sex themed song in the GAP! I mean I know he's your favorite, because he literally can get in anywhere, but he's a moron. Grade A!" Jeff did have a soft spot for Agent 00, but he wasn't going to let his bosses know that. For all they needed to know, he hated the favorite agent.
"Be that as it may, he handled himself better than some people would have. Or did you miss that he got the artifact, and no one was the wiser?" Jeff rolled his eyes again. Yeah Blaine had gotten the object, and made a fool of himself. He'd also gotten the lot of them banned from the GAP for life. Sure he didn't shop there, but he couldn't even walk past the store without the managers glaring at him.
"Fine fine. Whatever. So what's the damn mission?" Jeff grew impatient way too easily when the three spoke to him. Mostly because they could sit and talk shop for hours before they even got to Jeff.
"She's been at it again. We need you to get in, see what she's up to, and bring us the intel."
"Wait wait… Dragon lady is at it again? But I thought that's why you have 00 there? Isn't that why he had to leave D town?" Jeff knew that Blaine's mission was a tough one. His best friend had been shipped out to figure out what Sue Sylvester was planning this time. Apparently it was more than just shutting down all the theaters in the country. She was gunning for Congress. So Blaine had transferred to her school to ghost her, and report back. From what he'd told Jeff, he was doing great. But if Jeff was being asked to go in, something had gone wrong… he could guess that something's name started with a K.
"Well yes. Agent 00 is there, and we want you to keep an eye on him. He has missed two meetings in the last week. It is very unlike him." And Jeff nodded, though there was a smirk threatening to tug at his lips. He had so called this. Blaine, the idiot he was, had fallen in love with Sue Sylvester's golden boy. Figures.
"So I go in, find Blaine. I see what She's up to, and get the hell out of dodge?"
"We might need more out of you, Agent 6." Jeff sat up straight at the tone the main boss was giving him. The other two bosses bowed their heads and Jeff felt his gut tighten.
"And what's that?"
"Agent 00 is in too deep. We will need to sever his tie before we can complete our mission, or be caught." Jeff was sweating now and he wanted to pull out his hair. He knew what was coming, and it didn't help in one bit.
"We need you to get rid of Kurt Hummel."