From Flying to Bird crap
"Okay, the first thing you need to know about flying is this-
"Uhhh…alright…like this?"
"No, no! Like this... no here, let me show you."
"Ouch! Sparx watch it! My wings are fragile."
"Oh, sorry baby cakes, d'you want me to kiss it better for you?"
"…Shut up."
"Ooh, getting angry are we?"
"Damn right, and you're a step away from being squashed."
"…Yeah, by your weight. Is it hard to carry all that blubber around?"
"…"
"Well?"
"You know, if you weren't my brother, I would've left you to the frogweeds."
"Huh? I don't know what you're talking about."
"Remember? The 'walking mushroom'?"
"…no…"
"Ahh! Oh no it's got me-
"Shut your yap…"
"-Oh no! Spyro help it's gonna eat me!"
"Shut up…and stop giving me that look. I'm the elder so I'm the boss."
"Yeah right. Boss of bird crap."
"Hey, bird crap's better than nothing."
"I hope the swamp birds worship you O lord of crap."
"They will."
THE END