Disclaimer-that-no-one-could-give-less-of-a-damn-about: Sadly, none of the characters in Final Fantasy 7 are owned by me...well...maybe thats a good thing in retrospect...yeah...but anyway, sue me if you please...I need a little excitement in my life....Erm...anyway...I'll start now.
A few years had passed since the whole meteor fiasco, and Sephiroth was still dead, even though a multitude of people could swear they saw him hanging around places...but more than often it just turned out to be Sisqo, trying to screw around with people's mind. And, yes, Aeris was still dead...but her evil clone Aerith was on a rampage, killing off random crack whores she saw in the street. Cloud, and the other ones who were still alive had moved to Kalm, since Midgar was...y'know...growing plants out of its walls, that were rumored to be the source of three different types of herpes...so people tended to stray away from Midgar now.
Besides...Kalm just seemed so much more...calm...then again, Cloud did have the Villa in Costa De Sol, but he tried to stay away from there too, since he thought it smelled slightly of ass. So Kalm was the place where the remaining members of the old team stayed. Vincent had been forced, much to his disgust, to share a small house with that hyperactive, annoying bitch Yuffie...actually, it was Barret and Cid's idea of a joke, making sure that the one who was always quite and distant (Vincent...duh), would be stuck with the exact opposite, a chick who was always too damn enthusiastic about stuff.
Barret and Cid had decided to rent a place together, mostly because no one wanted to stay with either of them becuase of the excessive use of slang and swears...but put them together, it was like they were brothers, except for the part about Cid being white and Barret being black...but other than that, they seemed like brothers...yeah...
Cait Sith and Red XIII were living together too, but this freaked out Red XIII more than it did Cait Sith...actually, Cait Sith didn't even have a problem with the arrangement...but Red sat there, looking at that stupid stuffed cat, wondering why Reeve was still using that damned thing...they all knew it was him...kinda stupid really...to be using something to hide your identity even though everyone knows it's you...or maybe he just didn't wanna get his ass kicked? Who knows?
And finally, Cloud and Tifa were now living together, boinkin' (yes...boinkin') whenever the bar was closed....Oh, yeah...since Tifa's old bar had been, kinda...y'know...crushed, she needed a new way to make money, since the current amount of gil they had was depleting more quickly than usual...yeah...it was mostly Cloud's fault, since he had recently found a new interest buying hentai books and movies to watch when him and Tifa weren't...ahem..."boinkin' 'til the sun came up." So, yet again, instead of falling ass backwards into money, they now had to work for it once again, and since Tifa had hired people to work at night so she could...erm...well...y'know...ANYWAY, these weren't exactly people who'd work for free, namely Yuffie, and Cid. She had to pay them a fair amount too...cause getting sued sucks....
So, here they all were...the ones that were alove, that is. The ones who were dead were...still...dead...thats usually the way things work out when you die. Anywho, it was fun...all the boinkin' and cursin'...but I mean, they were Cloud and Co. It wouldn't really normal for them to attract trouble of some sorts...(plus...it wouldn't make that good of a story).
So...yeah...ya know...
A few years had passed since the whole meteor fiasco, and Sephiroth was still dead, even though a multitude of people could swear they saw him hanging around places...but more than often it just turned out to be Sisqo, trying to screw around with people's mind. And, yes, Aeris was still dead...but her evil clone Aerith was on a rampage, killing off random crack whores she saw in the street. Cloud, and the other ones who were still alive had moved to Kalm, since Midgar was...y'know...growing plants out of its walls, that were rumored to be the source of three different types of herpes...so people tended to stray away from Midgar now.
Besides...Kalm just seemed so much more...calm...then again, Cloud did have the Villa in Costa De Sol, but he tried to stay away from there too, since he thought it smelled slightly of ass. So Kalm was the place where the remaining members of the old team stayed. Vincent had been forced, much to his disgust, to share a small house with that hyperactive, annoying bitch Yuffie...actually, it was Barret and Cid's idea of a joke, making sure that the one who was always quite and distant (Vincent...duh), would be stuck with the exact opposite, a chick who was always too damn enthusiastic about stuff.
Barret and Cid had decided to rent a place together, mostly because no one wanted to stay with either of them becuase of the excessive use of slang and swears...but put them together, it was like they were brothers, except for the part about Cid being white and Barret being black...but other than that, they seemed like brothers...yeah...
Cait Sith and Red XIII were living together too, but this freaked out Red XIII more than it did Cait Sith...actually, Cait Sith didn't even have a problem with the arrangement...but Red sat there, looking at that stupid stuffed cat, wondering why Reeve was still using that damned thing...they all knew it was him...kinda stupid really...to be using something to hide your identity even though everyone knows it's you...or maybe he just didn't wanna get his ass kicked? Who knows?
And finally, Cloud and Tifa were now living together, boinkin' (yes...boinkin') whenever the bar was closed....Oh, yeah...since Tifa's old bar had been, kinda...y'know...crushed, she needed a new way to make money, since the current amount of gil they had was depleting more quickly than usual...yeah...it was mostly Cloud's fault, since he had recently found a new interest buying hentai books and movies to watch when him and Tifa weren't...ahem..."boinkin' 'til the sun came up." So, yet again, instead of falling ass backwards into money, they now had to work for it once again, and since Tifa had hired people to work at night so she could...erm...well...y'know...ANYWAY, these weren't exactly people who'd work for free, namely Yuffie, and Cid. She had to pay them a fair amount too...cause getting sued sucks....
So, here they all were...the ones that were alove, that is. The ones who were dead were...still...dead...thats usually the way things work out when you die. Anywho, it was fun...all the boinkin' and cursin'...but I mean, they were Cloud and Co. It wouldn't really normal for them to attract trouble of some sorts...(plus...it wouldn't make that good of a story).
So...yeah...ya know...