Hiro, the Time-Traveling Carp
By: PhoenixJustice
Disclaimer: Heroes is owned by Tim Kring. No matter how much we fangirls (and a few fanboys) wished we did. I only own this story.
Warning: T for crack!fic, wtf-ness, etc XD
Pairing: Kensei/Hiro?
Setting: None in particular, erm, post-S2? Oo
Summary: My Hiro (and Kensei/Hiro) take on Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. (Yeah, seriously. Wtf is wrong with me? xD)
A/N: Okay, so I wrote this around Christmas in one of my notebooks and forgot about it until now. There must be something wrong with me, lol.
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Hiro, the time-traveling carp wasn't a desired boy.
The fangirls used to laugh and ignore him; they never let poor Hiro be in any ship.
Then one sexy Christmas Eve, Kensei came to say; 'Carp, with your face so round, won't you guide my mouth tonight?'
Then the fangirls loved him, as they all shouted out with glee; 'YATTA!'
Hiro, the time-traveling carp, you'll go down in Kensei's pa-an-ts...!
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A/N: Okay, so…yeah. There you go. Oo Erm…crickets chirping Um…shrugs That's all…tries to shoo everyone away I said that's ALL! stomps foot nothing happens Okay, fine! Here!
suddenly Kensei and Hiro pop up and Kensei throws Hiro down to the ground and starts to have his wicked way with him
Actually…pulls up a chair and a bucket of popcorn I think I'll stay and watch…eats a handful of popcorn Can't miss the show!
--PhoenixJustice