Author's note: Yay, more freewriting! This story is for VALENTINE'S DAY...so all the hopeless romantics out there will surely enjoy this!

I know Godzilla and Shezilla technically don't know how to write, but for this story let's pretend that they can. How they write each other says a lot about them as people...er...kaiju. Oh, and Godzilla's atrocious spelling and grammar are intentional. Too bad I can't type backwards letters, since his E's would be backwards. At least he can spell his own name right. I hope it doesn't make your brain hurt to read his writing! XD

Summary: If Godzilla and Shezilla wrote each other love letters, this is what they'd look like.

Time from start to finish: 1 hour.

Musical inspiration: Aerosmith - Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

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Love Letters

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(Written in black ink with perfect left-handed cursive)

Dearest Godzilla,

It seems like I met you only yesterday,
yet at the same time I feel like I've known
you forever. How did you get so sweet?
Sigh...just writing your name makes my
heart pound. Look what you have done to
me!

I'm alone on the shore here, thinking about
you. I hope you can return soon. I miss not
having you around. What ever shall I do
with my day when you aren't here to tackle
me at the most inopportune moment? I am
constantly looking over my shoulder for you.
I miss feeling you beside me when I retire for
the evening. It's too quiet without your
heartbeat in my ear.

You'll laugh...I even miss that noise you
make when you eat. You know the sound.
"Slosh-crunch-slosh-slurp, BURP!" You
always were messy when you ate. I hope
you're keeping yourself clean. Ha, ha! I
even miss cleaning you up, you big lug!

I hope all is well for you. Come home soon,
my love. I'll be waiting right here.

Forever in love,

Shezilla OXOX

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(Printed in green crayon, sloppy and with every single E written backwards)

My most prEshuss luv in thE wurld

I mis u so mutch it makEs mEE kry. I kEEp
drEEming uv u smiyling at thE sky. YEs I
am kEpEng misEllf klEEn but I likE it bEttur
wEn u klEEn my fasE bEcuz u hav a soft
tung!

Ill tEll u wut I mis thE most...its ur gass.
Hahaha I swarE I wont tEll anywon that
u fart at nitE. Hahaha Im laffin just
thinking abowt it. PlEEz dont git mad ok?
But I rEEly do mis it. I allso mis ur snoors.
I wish u cud cErl up with mEE rite hEEr and
lEt mEE wash ur fasE likE u wash myn. I
want to kiss u and tEl u how prity u ar so
u blush and gigul and hit mEE in thE chEst.

U ar so pritty my luv! SarEE that my
spEling is so bad.

forEvur luv

Godzilla oxoxoxoxoxoxox

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Dearest Godzilla(you handsome beast!),

I don't mind your spelling. You try...and
that is really all that matters. In fact,
I found it rather cute. Just so YOU.

Your letter made me blush! I love it
when you say such things. Gosh, I
wish you could see me, I'm redder than
the sun at sunset! Oh, be still, my
heart...

I don't fart. You know that. Stop that
laughing this instant and I promise I
won't tell anyone that you blew up half
of that human amusement park. Ha, ha!
And how dare you accuse me of snoring!
You know I don't do that either, silly. Oh,
dear me, now I'm laughing. You always
make me laugh.

My heart is still pounding; your scent
is all over this paper. Now I miss you
so much more, my love.

Come home soon!

Forever in love,

Shezilla OXOXOXOX

P.S. What is that green stain on the
corner of the paper?

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my dEErist luv(u pritty gurl!)

Haha I madE u blush! U luk addooribul
wEn u do that!!!!

ThE stanE? SarEE, I snEzzEd wilE I was
ritEng. I thot sEns it was grEn it wud
mach thE cullEr I rotE in. Ooooops?
SarEE I dint mEEn to grosE u owt!

I got gud nooz...Im on my wEy
hom!!!!!!! I cant watE to sEE ur
byootEEfil fasE agin!

in luv till thE End uv tym

Godzilla xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

ps. i luv u!

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Shezilla blushed and looked up from the crumpled paper. Just in time to be tackled by a hulking figure. She landed in a most undignified position in the sand, her gold eyes blinking in the pre-dawn darkness.

"Hey there, gorgeous!" Godzilla grinned and wiggled one eyebrow up and down. That simple gesture sent her heart racing all over again.

"My love!" Shezilla cried out. Was she dreaming? "What...how?"

"I told you I was coming home," he said. His brown eyes twinkled with mischief and he kept one fist suspiciously clenched. "I just didn't say when."

"You're terrible!" Shezilla burst into giggles once more. She sat up and lightly slapped his chest.

He grinned again. "I know. I couldn't stay away...because...it's so much easier to just look you in the eye and tell you you're as beautiful as the sea and that I love you!"

Shezilla's face flushed cherry red. Her heart melted into a warm puddle in the pit of her stomach. She cupped her hands over her blushing cheeks and giggled. "Then get down here and kiss me."

"Okay," Godzilla purred and bent down to nuzzle noses with his beloved. Oh, how he loved making her blush! Then he leaned back and opened his closed fist. Sitting on his palm was one of the tiny, rolling human boxes. Something red and green was spilling out of its backside. They looked like flowers, but they weren't like any of the flowers that grew on the island. He went on, "The humans inside this ran away...I tried to ask them why their box smelled so good. I guess they didn't understand me."

"Why was it transporting flowers?"

"I dunno...but it makes my hand smell good. I thought I'd give it to you because you're so pretty!" he lifted the boxy thing so Shezilla could smell it.

Blushing, Shezilla lowered her snout to Godzilla's upturned palm. The flowers had the sweetest scent. She smiled and rubbed her cheek against the side of her mate's neck. "Thank you, my love. You're so wonderful."

Dawn broke slowly over the sparkling sea. Godzilla put his arm around Shezilla and nuzzled her cheek. She twined their tails together just as the horizon turned varying shades of gold, red and purple. The sun rose like a brilliant orange jewel that cast a warm glow over the sapphire water.

Godzilla thought Shezilla was even prettier than that.

THE END