One day in the little mountain town named South Park, there were 4 boys named Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny. All the boys were in 6th grade now, so they all changed a bit.

Cartman was still fat, but slimmed out a bit since he got a little bit taller.

Kyle and Stan weren't that different, but they acted like twins! Ever since 5th grade year ended, they've been together ever since. No, not like relationship-kind of together... They've been sharing Stan's house ever since Kyle's parents died. It was a creepy thought for all the boys but they've managed to get used to it.

Kenny however... Oh God. It was actually kind of scary to hang out with Kenny. Really scary. He was a lot taller than the other boys and a lot skinnier. Kenny was poor, but he was the smartest and most perverted kid in South Park Middle School, so he always stared at some nearby girl and talked for hours and hours of how his life could have been better if he didn't have drunk-ass parents. Kenny was really mysterious... Sometimes he would be in some imaginary trance and blank out every few hours. He could be joking around with his friends for one minute, and then he would be as serious as Hell.

So yeah, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny were at outsidel and they were waiting at the bus stop for their stupid bitchy bus-driving teacher to come (why does she still drive?) when all of a sudden Butters came running down the street carrying his backpack, full of candy books, obviously.

"Hey fellas," Butters said cheerfully, "W-what's up?"

All the boys ignored him for a minute. He was always so cheerful and happy... It made them sick to death.

"Uh, hey... Butters..." Kenny said meekly. Kenny always had his hood down, cause he really didn't have it anymore. It was torn off by a shark in the South Park Aquarium. Butters was nice enough to sew another hood on Kenny's parka but it was kinda too big. Kenny almost suffocated in it once.

Stan and Kyle just waved.

Cartman however, just stared at Butters. He wanted to throw up so badly... "Butters, what did I tell you about wearing your Hello Kitty Jacke- BLARGH!"

And that's how Cartman ended up throwing up all over Butters. "Oh, Eric... I'm sorry. I couldn't find my other jacket so I wore this one... I can wear a different one if you like." and Butters pulled out another jacket out of his backpack. He took his Hello Kitty one off and put on the new one. "See? It's pretty i-isn't it?"

They all stared. "Um, Butters?" Kyle and Stan said together. "What the fuck is that?"

Cartman ran over to the bushes to throw up again, and Kenny had a MAJOR nosebleed. "It's a poptart... and a cat?"

"W-well, yeah. It's the Nyan Cat! Ever heard of it? It's better than anything I've ever seen before!" Butters smiled and hugged himself. "Nyan! Nyan! Nyan! I could say that all day... It's like the Nyan Cat was meant for me! See, when you press it's tummy..." and Butters pressed the center of his left jacket pocket...

"Nyan!" the jacket said.

Kyle stepped back in shock. "Dude! That shit talks?"

Stan shoved Kyle playfully. "Pfft, yeah. It's not called the Nyan Cat for no reason you know."

Kenny sobbed in joy and pulled out his cell phone and took a picture of Butters with his Nyan Cat jacket on. "Thank you, Butters..." and Kenny fell to the floor in tears.

All the boys were kind of amused at the fact that Kenny had a phone. Think about it... A poor starving kid like him having a cell phone... Really? Well, his parents were always drunk off their asses so one day when Kenny was still in 4th grade Kenny had asked for a phone and they actually said yes, so that is why Kenny is here today, taking a picture of Butters in a Nyan Cat jacket and starving half to death.

Amazing. Simply, amazing.

The school bus pulled up beside the boys and the doors... Well, let's just say the doors weren't there anymore. The old hag in the seat stopped the bus and stomped her foot on the brake. A deafening screeching noise filled the air. "GET IN NOW YA LIL' COCKSUCKIN' FAGGOTS!"

Kyle shrugged and walked over to the bus and grabbed the side of the entrance. He looked back. "Come on guys, let's go-"

"TOO LATE!" The old hag screeched, and she put her foot on the gas pedal and the bus took off with Kyle hanging off the hinges.

"AUGGGH! Help!" Kyle screamed and hung on for dear life while the bus was driving at breakneck speed. Thankfully, there weren't any cars in the way.

The boys that were still at the bus stop looked up and saw Kyle hanging off the side of the bus. Wait a minute, Kenny thought. That's not the right way to school. In fact that's the road to...-

Kenny gasped. "Oh... Shit."