Author Note: Enjoy my random sense of humor! This takes place during Sly 3.
Disclaimer: Sly Cooper is owned by Sucker Punch and Sanzaru Games.
The Cooper Gang sat in their Safehouse in China as they worked on the next phase of their plan. Bentley laid an armful of complicated looking diagrams and blueprints across the table. Sly and Murray leaned in to get a better view.
"Okay, we have to figure out a way to free Jing King before it's too late," began Bentley. "First off, we'll need to gather more intel on this General Tsao character–"
Suddenly, Murray burst into a fit of laugher. He slammed one of his large gloved hands onto the table repeatedly.
"What on earth is so funny?" Sly raised an eyebrow. "I think I missed the joke."
"So did I," Bentley frowned. "Watch out for my blueprints!" The little turtle scrambled to save them from the destructive pounding of Murray's fist.
"General Tsao's Chicken!" Their hippo friend managed to choke out between laughs. He wiped tears from his eyes.
Sly and Bentley merely stared at him.
"You know, that food you can order from Chinese restaurants?" explained Murray.
"Honestly," Bentley shook his head. "This is no laughing matter. This is serious! Jing King's future is at stake."
"Actually," Sly gave a small chuckle, "it is kind of amusing with Tsao being a rooster and all. What's that other Chinese dish with chicken? The one you order all the time, Bentley?"
The turtle cleared his throat. "Guys, we really need to get back to work with devising a plan."
"Aww, come on, pal. We will. I just want to know the name."
"All right, all right. It's called Kung Pao Chicken."
Murray exploded into a new fit of laughter, accompanied this time by Sly.
"That's perfect for your next one liner," the raccoon elbowed the pink hippo.
"Totally! If I ever get into a fight with Tsao I'm gonna shout: 'Hey, did somebody order "Kung Pow" Chicken?' And then I'll let him have it!" Murray followed up with a punching motion.
"Hey, I saw that grin, Bentley," Sly paused to point across the table.
The tiny turtle wasn't fast enough to hide his smile. Sighing good-humoredly, he shook his head at them.
"Thanks to you two, ordering Chinese takeout will never be the same again."
FIN
Alright, hopefully I made you laugh a bit! Reviews are always much appreciated!