Danny Brase
Today was the worst day of my life. I was sitting at home doing homework. Suddenly I saw a bright light outside. I looked out my window and saw a flying saucer hovering in the sky. I ran outside just as a ramp lowered and a blue creature stepped out. It had a wise, ageless face, a face that seemed to show that the creature was full of knowledge beyond anything I could imagine and was about to share some of it with me. After a moment of anticipation it finally opened its mouth and said, "agle gadple gop glif." I stood there for another moment before giving it the Vulcan greeting sign and saying "uh, live long and prosper?" Unfortunately in this beings native language I had just insulted it beyond all comprehension. The creature turned its back and walked back into the ship. It began hovering again and fired a laser beam directly at a point slightly below the center of my left pupil. I dodged it with my super speed, and the laser incinerated my house instead. The ship rose high into the sky until I could no longer see it. A blue ball of light appeared and descended rapidly to the ground. Then the Earth exploded.