Author's Note(s):

I started this ages ago on another profile, but lost my inspiration and deleted it. I kinda have it back so maybe it'll go better this time around. Please be patient and enjoy!

Disclaimer:
None of the characters whose names you recognize belong to me unless stated otherwise because I have not yet found a Genie's lamp and therefore do not own LOTR insert cursing here so have fun, enjoy, and please laugh!

Perfection Is Overrated

Prologue

My name is Keday, short for Kedayveth, and I am perfect. I can say this without vanity because I hate my perfection. I have never broken a bone, mussed my hair, I have never dirtied my dresses, never done anything wrong, although Valar knows that I have tried!

My looks are absolutely flawless, no blemishes, no matter how little I wash my face. I have long ebony tresses with the texture of silk down to my slender waist, my eyes are the brilliant green of young grass. My lips are full and red, my nose is perfectly straight and perfect. My skin is like the softest infant's, pale, and seemingly unmarrable. And I bloody HATE it!!!

If just for a day I could look normal! Just extra ordinary features and I would be happy! But in all of my eighteen years that has not happened!

I am perfectly balanced, graceful, talented, I can pick anything up in seconds... And it's freaking annoying, I'M TOO VALAR DARNED FREAKING PERFECT!!!! The only thing I can control that is NOT perfect is my voice!!

Ahem... sorry, got carried away there... But long ago I promised myself to find the reason for my perfection, and now I am on my way to where I must go to end my curse, for I, unlike many, refuse to call this a blessing.

The King is most generous, kind, and fair. In both mind and appearance, but it is not for me to lust over his majesty, for he has been wed to the Evenstar of her people and the Queen outshines, with all humility, even myself.

Ai! How can I allow my mind to wander as such? My mind should not dwell on the pleasing qualities of the monarch of my home. For the city's beauty outweighs that of it's ruler. My heart dwell in another's breast and beats along with his own. Although, I fear that he is not my true love, for he is of the woodland and will soon diminish across the sea. I fear that this is not to be, he does not feel as I do, I can tell. And nothing I do affects him, I fear that he will leave, and with him my heart and he will trail it brokenly to the ocean floor.

I am watching the trail ahead, the warmth of the horse beneath my legs is comforting in the chilly morning breeze as we head for our destination, but I suppose I should start at the beginning...

My name is Keday, I'm too damn perfect, this is the story of my quest for imperfection...

Well there it is! The prologue, the beginning of my saga that will bash Mary Sues!!! The reason I am writing this is because all of my other fics turn into MS stories no matter how hard I try to stay away from the dreaded MS story line... So I decided to write my own MS bashing fun!!

Don't worry, this may start out a MS but will by no means stay that way!!! I hope you enjoy this and have fun reading and send in helpful and nice criticism that will help me in the future! now, please review!!!