Uzumaki Naruto, freshly appointed ANBU member, sighed as he slipped from shadow to shadow. Four more hours… FOUR more hours of watching Hyuugas walk around with smirks on their faces, thinking about how they had it alllll figured out… Bastards… So what to do for the next few hours? Pretend to be Spiderman? Eh, he could never get his chakra strings to be strong enough for swinging… He could jump out and scare people… Or maybe not… That would probably end badly… Hyuugas tended to kill things that fly out at them… And when you've seen them kill something that was never alive in the first place, you try to avoid jumping out at them… They REALLY hated things that interupted their thoughts of how their lives were perfect. He could go through people's things… That was always fun, and gave perfectly good blackmail material… With a grin he sped off to the living quarters. Patrol route be damned… No one was stupid enough to try and break into the Hyuuga compound…
Uchiha Sasuke chuckled and smirked to himself as an ANBU member walked away, leaving a massive gap in the patrols… Fools… He quickly jumped down from his tree and into the library…
Naruto stepped into another room. Plain and white… Again. Didn't these people ever get anything colorful? Orange wasbe good. The more orange someone had, the better. What could anyone possibly hate about orange. He pulled open a drawer and began digging. Shirts, socks, drugs, pants… They didn't even have a separate sock drawer… Boring. He walked back into the hall and moved on. The next room was exactly identical. In every way. Didn't any Hyuuga organize their clothes into separate drawers? The next room was the same. Again. Except for one little thing… The underwear was… Different.And by different he meant very very colorful… And definetely female this time… At least he hoped they were for a female… There were so many panties… Who needed this many he wondered. There had to be hundreds of them in there… Was that a thong? Ok… Jiraiya would have killed hundreds of people and fought tooth and nail to be in here… He couldn't help but pick up the thong. He really needed to find out who slept in here… Now, one thing everyone should know about Naruto is that his life sucks. So, of course, the door had to open at that exact moment. Uh oh. Naruto stiffened. When he didn't die he turned to face… Hinata? Ok, ok… This was good… She was always too embarrassed around him to do anything… What was the worst that could happen in a situation like this? Wait a minute. Hinata… A thong?! She examined every inch oh him, from his sandled feet to his porcelain mask… She spent quite a long staring at him… Down there… When she smirked suggestively and walked toward him… He knew EXACTLY how bad it could get…
Ok, so that's chapter one… This is just a test sort of thing. Want to see if I should write this… I really am bored right now, so it's possible that I WILL write this thing out… So, review and tell me if you would like me to continue…