Chapter One: T!

"AHHHH!"

THUMP!

CHOMP! Crack, chew…..

"Holy crap! A-Da-Cheat! What was that?" Strong Bad ran through the house, tripping over chip bags and shoes, looking for The Cheat.

"Mnnn-aHmmm-cha-Hmm!" The Cheat exclaimed.

"What? What do you mean, 'There's something in the computer room'?" Strong Bad ran as fast as his boxing gloves would let him to the computer room, instantly tripping over something big and boney.

"OW!" The thing shouted. Strong Bad screamed in fright, hiding behind The Cheat.

"You can take da T.V., just leave us alone and don't hurt us!" He whimpered. The thing stood up and shook its head. "Hey, you're human!"

The brunette brushed off all the dirt from her purple shirt, which straddled down deep into her hips. Then she stamped her feet, making her blue jean capris bounce up and down.

"Hey, where am I?" She asked, looking around the room and finally noticing The Cheat and Strong Bad. Her eyes lit up and screamed. "AHHHH!"

"AHH!" Strong Bad and The Cheat screamed too, running away. The girl too ran the other direction, which was to the door. She slammed into the door, falling to the ground.

"AHHH!" She screamed again, getting up and actually opening the door to get out. She ran down the street, arms flailing in the air wildly as her legs pelted her along.

"AHHH!" Scram a new voice. A white guy with no hands and a red shirt with a star on it came into the street, doing the same thing the girl was. "Wait. Why am I screaming?"

The girl shrugged. "I don't know, I don't even remember why I was screaming."

"Oh, okay. Wha's your name?" The thing asked.

"I'm TERRI! You can call me T!" Terri shouted.

"I'm HOMESTAR RUNNER! You can call me Homestar Runner!" Homestar replied. "What are you doing in this tewible, tewible town that is Town?"

"Town?"

"Town where?" Homestar asked. "Oh, by the way, have you seen my hat? It goes on my head, and it sits there all the time?"

"Going by that description, no. Wanna find it?" Terri asked.

"Awite!" Homestar screamed. "I wanna go tell Marzipan!"

"Maize of Pan?" Terri asked, scratching her head.

"She's my girlfwiend!" Homestar stated, running out of the street. "Come on! You can live with her if you need a place to stay!"

Terri tried to keep up with the no-pants guy, but he was fast. Terri ran faster and faster, trying to keep up with him, not noticing the fact that she was tripping over trash cans and mail boxes and cars.

"Here it is!" Homestar finally stopped running and opened the door to a yellow house. "Hey, Dumb-Face! I mean, Marzipan! I'm here, and I got a fwiend!"

A yellow broomstick with a purple dress on came in through the door and smiled.

"Oh, hi Homestar. Who's this?"

"I'm TERRI! But you can call me T!" Terri shouted once again.

"Ok, Hi, T. I'm Marzipan, Homestar's girlfriend."

"Hi, Maize of Pan!" Terri shouted once more, nearly breaking Marzipan's ribs in a hug.

"Where did she come from, Homestar?"

"From Strong Bad's house." Homestar answered.

"Fwom who's house?" Terri asked, walking into a table. "You mean Shirtless-Maniac-With-The-Mask-And-Boxing-Gloves and his accomplice Yellow-Rabid-Mousie-With-Polka-Dots?"

"That's him and The Cheat." Marzipan said. "Now, do you have a place to stay?"

"Homestar Runner said I could stay with Maize of Pan!" Terri shouted, falling over the couch and landing on her nose. "Ouchies!"

"Homestar, did you invite her over here?" Marzipan asked.

"No, I think I would remember if I did." Homestar answered.

"Homestar said he didn't." Marzipan sidled over to Terri.

"Didn't what, Maize of Pan?"

"Did ask if you can stay here."

"GASP! I can stay here? Thank you so much, Maize of Pan!" Terri hugged Marzipan. "This'll be so much fun!"

"Well…." Marzipan considered. "If you like tofu, then I guess it's okay…."

"Tofu? Toh-foo?" Terri pronounced. Marzipan smiled.

"We'll get along just fine."

RING!

"AHH!" Terri took cover in Marzipan's hair. "Oh! It's just the phone. I'll get it!"

Terri ran over to the phone and picked it up, putting it to her ear.

"Terri's Road Kill Service: You Kill It, We Grill It! What have we run over today?" Terri put on a New York accent and said that into the phone.

"Um…. I'm sorry; I'm looking for a Marzipan." Said a gruff voice of Strong Bad.

"Oh! Hold on, lemme get her!" Terri kept the phone up to her ear and screamed "MAIZE OF PAN! TELEPHONE!" She then put on a deep, gruff, man's voice. "Hello?"

"Hey, Marzipan. Who was that?" Strong Bad asked.

"Oh, it wasn't anyone." Terri tripped over the telephone cord and hit the floor.

"Well, I was gonna tell you about this weird girl who's trying to rob everyone." Strong Bad reported. Terri gasped.

"No! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ROBBER ON THE LOOSE! TAKE COVER!" She shouted. Homestar saluted.

"Yes, Mir!" He said. Mir was probably meaning a mixture between Sir and Ma'am. Anyway, Homestar dove under the table and started bawling. "Awww! We're gonna die!"

"Okay…. Anyway, I'll call back in a little while. Just be on the lookout for a brunette girl with a purple shirt and blue jean capris on.

"Hey! That sounds familiar!" Terri shouted, trying to think of who she had seen that looked like that.

"You've seen her? I gotta go, she might come back. Bye!"

Click.

THE END!

Next chapter she and Marzipan go shopping and come back to the Answering Machine! Review!