Ok, its being redone! I don't own Naruto, I hope you like this! Naruto is currently fourteen, cause he failed the Exam three times, which makes him three years older than 12, but he won't be 15 until October, and its April. This is just before the Exam he finally passes, the night before. Enjoy!

"Damn that hurt." The short blonde boy growled, rubbing his head. He looked around.

"Ew." He was currently standing in...a sewer? Nasty.... "What the hell?" His voice echoed around himself. He paused. The sound of laughter drifted to meet his sensitive ears. He jumped. Who would be laughing in a place like this?

"Oh Kami, that was priceless!" He peeked around the corner to see three... people(?) sitting on a platform in the sewer, laughing. "Kit, you should have seen your face!" The one in the middle crowed.

He blinked. Kit? The thought echoed around him, and he wondered if he'd spoken aloud. That too sounded off the walls. The three men turned to his corner. "WE know your there, Kit, just come over! The one with red hair called. "Jeez, we don't bite!"

"Hard..." The one with white hair added. His black eye twinkled soulfully. The one beside him, with black hair and white eyes, (he looked like the white one's twin) rolled his eyes. "Speak for yourself, Ookami. We're just good boys..."

The white one, Ookami, jumped on the statement. "In bed." He added to the other's unfinished sentence. Naruto choked. He was used to perverseness, after all, he had met Jiraiya just a few years ago. (AN, age 8) At that tender age, the pervy man had permanently scared his mind.

He was also used to getting to know someone before trying to pick them up! And they weren't even polite about it!

He coughed delicately into his fist. "You suck. Terribly." The one with red hair choked. He began to roar with laughter. "They do! They do suck... but if I tell you what, you might faint..." He mused. Naruto giggled.

"That's funny.... I have the sinking suspicion that your bitter... what? Do they not suck for you?" Now the backwards twins laughed. "Oh. My." Ookami gasped. "He got you Mitsukai! He got you good!"

Mitsukai blinked. "I don't believe I am bitter... though your right.... they only suck for each other." Naruto laughed. Though he was in the presence of strangers, people he had never met, in a place that stank of sewage, he felt oddly at home.

"Do I know you from somewhere?" He inquired politely. Mitsukai snickered. "Oh, I believe you do... I am Mitsukai, better known as Kyuubi. And I live inside you."

I'M sorry!!! Don't like, kill me or something! I didn't like the way the other one was going! At least I didn't discontinue it!!! For those of you who are wondering,

Sasuke- Alive

Itachi-Good

Uchiha-.... mwahahah!! BURN IN HELL ASSHOLES!!!!!

Naruto is 14, this is the night before the exam, sorry for those who were interested, but Ookami and his twin will not be in the harem... I just couldn't fit them all! Actually, the only ones marrying Naruto will be.... lol, you pick! I want you to like, vote!!!!!!!! Seriously! I think I might put Kakashi in this one. Be warned, major Sasuke and Sakura bashing. Its not that I dislike them, it just doesn't fit the story. Also, instead of going and starting his own village, he's going to tear Konoha down from the inside out. Got that? Now, your choices for the harem will be...

Itachi

Kakashi

Ibiki (I know, a few of you are like, EWWW! But I think it might be interesting)

Shikamaru

Haku

Chouji

Neji

Lee (again, but I might be able to make it work)

Shino ( I may just add him for the hell of it)

Kiba (probably not)

Obito (ok, I have plans for this, it can work!)

Deidara

Kisame

Hidan

Pein

Sasori

Gaara

Kankouro

Kakuzu (the Akatsuki all have their own relationships if none of them are chosen)