GoT Strange Conversation
(Begin scene.)
(Ethan, Rochelle, Neriah, Matt, Isabel are all in a corner pointing at each other and whispering to each other in hushed tones. Dillon walks over to them and they immediately stop. He is not in the Guard or the Order.)
Dillon: Hey! What you guys talking about?
Ethan: (looking suspicious) Nothing.
Dillon: Oh, ok.
(Isabel and Rochelle are still talking.)
Dillon: So… (Looks up at the sky) Nice weather right?
Neriah: (looks at Dillon weirdly) We live in Australia. It's always nice weather.
Dillon: (blushes) Yeah… but, I mean…
Isabel: (hurriedly) Who likes T.V dinners? I like T.V dinners, do you like T.V dinners?
(There are mumbled replies.)
Dillon: I love T.V dinners!
(Silence again.)
Random person 1: MATT'S GAY!
(Stunned silence again.)
Matt: WHAT?!?!?
Rochelle: Euurgh! I had to date you! Marduke is so going to feel my fist tonight…
Neriah: (moving away from Matt) Say what?
Dillon: Score!
(Matt tries to tell them that he is not g-a-y.)
Rochelle: Back off!
Ethan: You haven't been perving on me have you? Because I mean all those times in the creek…
Rochelle: (angrily) There were "times" in the creek?
Ethan and Matt: No!
Dillon: (sadly) How come you never took me to the creek?
Ethan (sympathetically) No offence Dillon, but you stink.
Matt: What he means to say is…
Ethan: You have BO.
Matt: (shrugs) I guess that works too.
Dillon: I do not have BO! Here Roh, sniff my armpit.
Rochelle: (backs off more) I will NOT sniff your stinky armpit!
Dillon: Why is everyone telling me that I stink?
Everybody: Because you do!
Dillon's mother: (pops in from the background) I would know! I do your laundry!
Dillon: MOM! I told you not to come around until after school!
Rochelle: Anyway back to the subject…
Isabel: I can't believe you're gay Matt! I mean I've been in your room, and I've seen all the pictures of girls in the walls…I just assumed you were straight…
Rochelle: You weren't the only one. I had to DATE him!
Neriah: PICTURES OF GIRLS ON THE WALLS?!?!?!
Matt: ISABEL!
Isabel: What?
Matt: Ethan this is your entire fault!
Ethan: What? How is it my fault?
Matt: I don't know! It's always your fault! You're the one that got me those posters!
Rochelle: What? You got him the posters? Wait, I bet they're really pretty. Dammit, its Chloe Campbell isn't it? I knew I had to keep an eye on that girl…
Matt: (moving up to Ethan) You know what Ethan? Let's just go and talk in the corner…
Ethan: (to Rochelle) In case he starts feeling me up, I just want you to know, it's not my fault.
Matt: ETHAN! (grabs Ethan by the collar and drags him down.)
Ethan: ARRRRGH! Molester!
(Ethan and Matt go off into the corner and start arguing.)
Dillon: (to Neriah) So Neriah… since Matt's gay and all, you want to go out tomorrow night?
Neriah: (cringes) Sorry, me and Matt are going out that night.
Rochelle: You're going out with a gay guy? Wow… first time I heard that from a girl.
Neriah: Well… you made out with him, like, a million times!
Rochelle: (anxiously) Ssssh! Not in front of Ethan.
(A loud punch is heard.)
Rochelle: (sighs) Too late.
Isabel: Aww! Poor Ethan!
Dillon: It wasn't Ethan, it was Matt!
Rochelle: (tutting) Sissy won't use his immortal powers…
Dillon: What? Immortal powers?
Isabel: (interrupting) NO! I mean… he thinks he's superman!
Neriah: Yeah!
Dillon: (uneasily) Ugh, ok… I'm just gonna go… wash my… neck.
Dillon's mother: Huh! You should wash your laundry instead!
(Dillon leaves.)
Rochelle: (rolls her eyes) Thank goodness he's gone.
Isabel: (thoughtfully) Will Matt go into an immortal rage if Neriah dumps him?
(Everyone turns to look at Neriah.)
Neriah: Fine I'll make up with him…
(End scene.)