Chapter One: The New Girl
Well, we have a new girl in South Park. Blonde, hot stuff and brown eyed. She probably was going to be the big deal around South Park
"And I say I get the Wii!!" said Butters.
"No me!" said Kyle.
"Hello there," said the girl.
"Oh hey. Who are you?" said Cartman.
"Name's Jade and I'm 16 years old. How about you?" said Jade.
"We're all 17," said the boys.
"New here?" said Stan.
"Yep," I replied.
"I can introduce you to the people," said Kyle after the long silence.
"I have to go now. I'm already best friends with Bebe," said Jade.
Then she walked away but she could tell that the boys were whispering about her.
"She's so hot," drooled Cartman who looked like he was thinking perverted thoughts.
"She's mine," snapped Stan.
"I saw her first!" said Cartman.
Then they were bickering over Jade and then got into a group fight.
"Fine we'll play Spin the Bottle and invite the girls."
"No way! I'm vowing to never kiss a girl until I'm married," said Stan.
"Uh Cartman, you can call him a pussy now," said Kenny.
"Stan, don't be such a pussy," said Kyle and Cartman. "You know you want her."
"I do not," said Stan. "I only have eyes for Powder."
"Stan and Jade sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G," sang Kenny.
"Shut up Kenny!"
"First comes love," sang Cartman.
"Then comes marriage," sang Kyle.
"Then comes Stan in a baby carriage," sang all of the boys except Stan as he kept turning red.
"Screw you guys," said Stan. "I'm going home."
Then Stan ran off for home and muttered to himself that Jade was beautiful.
"You like her too, Cartman," said Kyle.
"Nuh-uh!"
"Cartman and Jade sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" sang Butters.
"Screw you guys," said Cartman. "I'm going home."
Then Cartman decided to go back home to take care of his new sibling, Bretta.
So does Stan and Cartman really have a crush on Jade or are they just fooling around?