Note: I do not own Teen Titans nor Evil Dead. All characters and events regarding either Teen Titans or Evil Dead belong to Warner Bros. Pictures (Teen Titans) and Renaissance Pictures (Evil Dead).
The Evil Dead
Teen Titans Style
Chapter 1.
The Cabin
No crimes had been happening in the city for a month, so the Titans were on vacation. Cyborg and Beast Boy had managed to rent a place in the Tennessee mountains for all of them to stay, so they were on their way to Tennessee. Robin drove while Cyborg and Beast Boy told him the directions on the map, Raven just stared out the window in boredom, and Starfire sang to entertain herself.
They had entered a wooded area when Robin asked, "Hey Cyborg, where are we?"
"Well we just crossed the Tennessee border," began Cyborg, "Which would put us..."
"Yeah?" said Robin.
"Which would put us..," said Cyborg again as he moved his finger along the map, "...right...here!"
Right as Cyborg said that, the steering wheel jerked out of Robin's hands and the car turned by itself into the left lane when a truck, which was going the opposite direction, turned the corner ahead of them. Everyone yelled and screamed in terror as Robin jerked the wheel back to the right. The car changed lanes just in time as the truck passed by.
"What the hell was that?!" asked Beast Boy, "Are you trying to kill us?!"
"Hey don't blame me!" said Robin, "It's your steering wheel! The damn thing jerked out of my hand!"
"I don't understand it," said Beast Boy, "I had this thing in for a tune-up yesterday and they said they'd go over everything."
"Yeah? Well, you'd better take it back because the damn thing don't work," said Robin angrily, "The only thing that does work is this lousy horn!" He honked a few times to prove his point, and a couple walking fishermen waved at them as they passed by. Robin was still angry when he said, "Ah, go to Hell! I'm not honking at you!" They just continued waving. They probably didn't hear him.
"Hey Beast Boy, what's this place like?" asked Starfire.
"Well, the guy that's renting it says it's an old place," said Beast Boy, "Little rundown, but it's right up in the mountains. And the best part is we get it so cheap."
"Why are we getting it so cheap?" asked Raven.
"I don't know," said Cyborg, "Might be in real bad shape."
"You mean nobody's seen this place yet?" asked Robin.
"No, not yet," said Cyborg.
"Hey, it might not be that bad," said Beast Boy, "Actually it might be kinda nice."
"It's probably a real pit," said Raven to herself.
Cyborg looked at the map and looked ahead through the windshield. "I think this is where we get off," he said.
Robin turned the car toward an old bridge. There was a sign next to it: "Dangerous bridge. Travel at own risk. 3 tons load limit."
Starfire looked at the bridge in confusion and said, "This is the bridge we're gonna cross?"
The bridge started creaking and clanking. "Jesus Christ, the whole thing's falling apart on us!" exclaimed Robin.
"Don't let the noise fool you guys," said Beast Boy, "This thing is solid as a rock!"
They heard a loud crack and the front wheel fell into a hole in the bridge. The girls shrieked in shock, and Cyborg's door opened. He immediately closed it when he saw the bridge falling apart below them. Robin floored it and got the car back on the road. Beast Boy laughed at Robin's anger as he continued driving.
The road went on like a nature trail for about half a mile and ended in an open area. There was a cabin in the middle of the area, and it did look rundown, like it hadn't been used in over 50 years. It was when they got out of the car, that Robin noticed the swing on the porch was moving by itself, but it was swinging side to side instead of back and forth. Beast Boy walked up to the porch and began looking for the front door key. The key ring was on top of the door, and when he got the keys, the porch swing suddenly stopped moving. He looked at the swing and then back at the others.
"It's supposed to be one of these on here," said Beast Boy as he picked out different keys and fitted each of them in the lock. They were skeleton keys and were very hard to turn the lock. The third key on the ring, a shiny silver key, unlocked the door and he checked out the inside. None of the windows were open and the darkness made it look like a haunted house, so Beast Boy opened the windows and let some light in.
The others started unpacking the car while Beast Boy found the generator in an old shed and fired it up, lighting the lamps in the cabin. He failed to notice at first, but when he turned to leave the shed, he saw that it was filled with antlers, bones, and bear traps. It looked like the cabin had once belonged to a poacher of some sort, but he pushed the thought out of his mind and left the shed to help the rest of the Titans unpack.
Poacher? Sounds more like witch doctor or demon worshiper of some sort. Anyway, shall we continue?