A/N I'm really bored these days...
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or its characters.
My life sucks. Why does it suck? For one thing, I don't remember anything about my past. I suffer from amnesia, and that's why I don't recall anything about my childhood. I don't remember anybody, and apparently, nobody remembers me. Another thing that bites is that fact that I cannot speak at all. I can't even mumble or create any sound audible to my ears.
Speaking about my ears, they're definitely not appealing. These ears are NOT the typical ears. They're engineered in a zig zag pattern, suggesting very sensitive hearing. To my misfortune, that is completely false. People look at it and laugh at me. Some jackass who works at the flower shop mocked me for overcompensating. Like I needed to hear sexual insults from a guy with pink hair. That guy's just heartless.
That certain statement really pisses me off, and I would've given him a damn piece of my mind if it wasn't actually true. I swear, my senses are duller than the speeches of a history professor with a severe case of monotonitis. I could probably get hit by a metal club and not even feel it. It's like I'm permanently high on morphine, which is cool and/or annoying, depending on the situation.
And then there's my height. I'm no giant. My bad temper's a result of this. I will never enjoy the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. There is no way midgets around that height could possibly be happy in life. Propaganda to the children, fooling them into thinking all midgets are jolly. Except for Grumpy. That guy is legit. The rest are fake, especially Dopey.
There's also racial discrimination. The people around me always make fun of my skin tone. I thought that people would've broken through that barrier by now, especially when there are now anthropomorphic animals roaming the damn streets. Yeah, a literate duck with no pants is socially acceptable, but once it comes to a midget with a different skin color, that's where the line is Drawn. Obviously, everybody's been injected with retard juice again. They come in mobs, attacking me with any weapon conceivable to mankind. I mean, some of the weapons I've seen are ridiculously impossible to uphold or even use. Same with some hairstyles. I saw a skinny dude wielding this weapon, and I swear, it looks as if a revolver mated with a berserker sword. He was also wearing a leather jacket with fur around the collar. In the middle of Summer. Just, what...?
So the next time you go thinking how much your life sucks, think about mine. I'm a physically deformed midget with a skin pigment mutation and a severe case of amnesia. If you still think your life sucks more than mine, then let me tell you something.
You're not the one being summoned by freaking Disney villains and getting clobbered by a pre-pubescent boy with an oversized house key. Oh, and I steal people's hearts for a living. No big.
A/N Yup, really bored...and no, I don't believe in anything I just wrote about. Did you see what I did there? You'll get cookies for pointing it out in the reviews. ^^
(I lied)