A/N: Ok, don't ask why I decided to write this. I have nothing against Vegeta or Goku, or any homosexual people, I just thought it would be funny to have a fic to this song. I highly recommend listening to the song either before or during the reading of this songfic because it adds to the humor of the story.
I don't own DBZ.
Story of a Lonely Guy (Blink 182) - A Vegeta/Goku songfic…
Wish it out,
Think a smile,
With Goku naked,
Every time.
I need a drink,
'Cause in a while,
He will come
To spar with me.
It's dumb to act straight every time.
Girls possess me but he's never mine.
He made his entrance,
Made my heart stop.
Checked my posture,
I'm a nervous wreck.
Da da, da da, da da, da da da
I'm a nervous wreck.
Da da, da da, da da, da da da
[Chorus]
He makes me feel like it's raining outside, oh oh
And when Goku's gone I'm all torn up inside, oh oh
I'm always nervous when,
I see his pretty face.
I get too scared to move 'cause I'm a fucking boy.
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Remember when,
He pictured,
Me naked,
In his thoughts.
I thought he,
Thought of me,
More than just,
A mean enemy.
I would wish,
Upon a star.
But that star,
It doesn't shine.
So read my fic,
With a boring ending,
A short story of a lonely guy…
Da da, da da, da da, da da da
Who found he's gay…
Da da, da da, da da, da da da
[Chorus]
He makes me feel like it's raining outside, oh oh
And when Goku's gone I'm all torn up inside, oh oh
I'm always nervous when,
I see his pretty face.
I get too scared to move 'cause I'm a fucking boy.
Da da, da da, da da, da da da
[Chorus]
He makes me feel like it's raining outside.
And when Goku's gone I'm all torn up inside.
I'm always nervous when,
I see his pretty face,
I get too scared to move 'cause I'm still just a stupid, worthless boy…
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A/N: So…what'dya think? Please R&R! lol :D Oh yeah, please don't flame me if you are offended, because I have no intention of doing so. Thanks!