Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
Claimer: I do own this story and the awesome talking carrots that feature in the Volturi's terrible demise. Oops. Just gave away the storyline. Oh well. I also own my school jumper. Oh wait. My mum bought that for me. Ohhhhhhhhh. Thanks to DieDoodels, who I know in real life and helped me come up with the idea for this story. A final word to all of you.
EAT ME!
Renesmee walked through the undergrowth, Jacob following closely. Her eyes were darting from side to side looking for prey. Eventually they came to a large clearing. They hadn't seen any animals all day and they were hungry.
"Nessie! I'm HUNGRY!" Jacob decided to randomly call out to his fiancée. "And I have a craving for CARROTS!!!"
"Oooh. Carrots would taste nice at this moment. And there are no animals to suck dry so I will find a carrot for us." Renesmee then proceeds to stick out her hand and spin around in a circle so she faces Jacob again. "Do you think there are some at the…" She stops as a carrot appears in the air infront of her. She lowers her hand and the carrot also moves down with it. "OMG! I can make and control carrots! YAY!" A mouth appears on the carrot.
"EAT ME!" Says the carrot. Jacob just stares at the carrot and Renesmee makes it move over to Jacob. "EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME!" The carrot's voice goes higher in pitch and louder.
"OK. Jeez." Jacob replies and eats the carrot quickly. "I WANT MORE!" Nessie then stuck her hand out and spun around lots of times so there was a whole pile of carrots hanging in the air. Jacob then opened his mouth really wide and the carrots flew in. He finished eating them just as Edward and Bella appeared in time to see Renesmee and Jacob rolling on the ground laughing.
"What's happening here?" Edward growled at the couple laughing.
"We discovered a new power of mine Daddy!"
"And what is this magical power of yours Renesmee?" Bella was watching Jacob as he swung his arm over Renesmee's shoulder.
"I can make carrots appear in thin air. They TALK! And I can make them move around!"
"WTF!" Emmett came leaping into the clearing, Rosalie in his arms.
"I CAN!"
"Can you show us?" Bella asked her daughter.
"Of course!" Renesmee stuck out her hand and spun around in a circle. Once the circle was completed, mouths appeared on the carrots.
"EAT ME!" The carrots screamed in unison and slowly began to float over to Jacob.