Disclaimer: I don't own Madoka Magica, or Lordi.
Author's Note: Considered delving into MamixHomura, so here it is. Based of the song "Last Kiss Goodbye" by Lordi. Okay... this might get... slightly weird at the end... and maybe a little necrophiliac, depending on how you look at it. So yea, just thought you should know. If you don't know what a Davy Crockett is, look it up under 'Davy Crockett (Nuclear Device)'.
Last Kiss Goodbye
I watched in tantamount horror as the massive figure of Charlotte's snake-like form sneered evily at a stunned Mami, a long, saliva-dripping tongue licking her eerie red lips in anticipation for the meal to come. Slapping the side of my head, I snapped myself out of the trance before it was too late, clicking the disk on my arm into place, time around me freezing in place. Reacting more then acting, I sprinted to cover the massive distance between Mami and I to move her, knock her, hell, tackle her out of the way if I had to. The sound of my boots crushing the icing floor beneath me kept me pressing on, my heart screaming to stop running so fast.
Click.
No... no not now! Not now! I screamed to myself as time resumed, starting entirely too soon, much sooner then I wanted. Throwing myself forward, I tackled Mami around the side, knocking her over and out of the massive creature's jaws in the split second of time. I didn't hear Mami scream in pain as teeth scraped her back, warm blood soaking her uniform along with my sleeve. The Witch seemed taken back by my sudden intervention and stared at me, it's head twisting back and forth as it tried to figure out what my angle was... what WAS I doing, it thought. Mami continued to moan in a mi of horror and pain as the life slowly left her. "Stay with me, Mami-san... Stay with me!" I couldn't hear Madoka and Sayaka calling to me to look out. The Witch wrapped it's tail around my chest and pulled me up to look at me. Cocking it's head twice, it licked it's lips again, opening it's mouth for a Homura-flavored snack. Thankfully and unfortunately for her, my arms were free. Drawing a shotgun from the nether, I aimed at the Witch's mouth, firing, the buckshot peppering her mouth, causing her to roar in pain, dropping me to my feet. She retreated to a distant part of the massive room to lick her wounds. My attention turned to more immediate things, the Witch could wait. Running to Mami's side, I looked her over, the pink icing she was lying on stained a deep crimson from her bloodied back.
"Ho-Homura..." She muttered, smiling as my visage came into her view. "I don't know... if this is better then the..." Coughing, a spurt of blood splattered both of our faces, her life slowly leeching form the wound on her back. "...Then the alternative... but..." Her lips curled into a smile, her red teeth reflecting my tear-filled face back to me. "...but at least I get to see you one last time... I'm... sorry about last night... I'm sorry we can't..."
"Don't... don't talk... You'll be okay, we'll get you out of here... and your body will be healed in no time." I reassured her, moving a loose strand of her blonde hair from her eyes and smiling, trying to hide the truth. "You'll be fine in no time... and we can discuss it then."
"With wounds that grievous... her life is in jeopardy." Came the cool, creepy voice of Kyubey, silenced quickly by a gunshot from me, his head splitting wide open. I knew it was a fruitless gesture, but it certainly made me feel better.
"Kyubey's right... I'm loosing feeling in my legs... and I can't move. I think..." Another cough and another spray of blood to splatter my face. "I don't think I'll live much longer." I took her hand and squeezed, trying to reassure her. "Homura... please... I – I love you... please... just end it... I don't..." her eyes welled into salty, grief-ridden tears. "I don't want to feel like this anymore... please." I couldn't contain my emotions any longer, streams of tears I thought I had long suppressed broke free, staining my pale face with their salty footprints. My hand shook as I drew a pistol from the nether, the metal clacking against itself as I pressed the barrel to her Soul Gem on her head. Clasping my eyes closed tight, I fired once, the sound of glass shattering and her hand going limp was all the evidence I needed.
"I'm sorry, Mami... I'm sorry I couldn't..." I found no way to display my emotions at the time... no words could ever convey how I felt.
Lying by the trees
All wrapped up in leaves
I lay you down to sleep
You're so lovely...
The cherries and strawberries and other sweets which littered the floor began to be pushed by some unseen wind, rolling around and coming to a stop beside Mami, wrapping her in the flavors she so loved in life. Madoka and Sayaka were crying in the background, sad to see their friend gone, but my tears were something else. Madoka and Sayaka don't understand my feeling for Mami... no one does. To me? To me she was so much more then anyone ever knew.
Little hands so white and pale
Blue under your nails
I wanna show how much I care
Sleeping Beauty...
Before releasing her hand, I lifted it to my lips and kissed it, the color already drained from her skin, the flesh beneath her nails burning a brilliant cerulean as the life completely left, what little blood left in her turning stagnant in her veins. I spied Charlotte in the edge of my vision starting to come out of her corner, working her way back to me.
We'll let this be our hideaway,
Our secret...
I'll set you free now though I must stay...
Because our love can't be shared!
I stood, rage filling the void in my heart left by Mami's death. Charlotte screached at me as she slithered towards me, her mouth open wide to make me her next meal. Drawing a pistol from the nether, I walked slowly towards her, firing the weapon mercilessly towards her, most of the rounds striking her in the face several times. Words flowed from my mouth, stained with hate and rage, directed at the Witch.
"This will be your one last kiss goodbye, and I wish you- And I wish you!" Dropping the pistol, I drew two more from the nether, putting one in each hand, continuing to fire. The barrage staggered Charlotte enough for me to land several more hits on her. "This will be your one last kiss goodbye, and I wish you- And I wish you well in hell!" Dropping both pistols, I drew an RPG from the nether, shouldered it and fired, the Witch flipping over onto her back, wounded. The large creature slithered back into her corner to lick herself again. I returned to Mami to continue saying good bye.
Kneeling over her, I placed both hands on her shoulder, her head turned away from me as the color drained from her usually so colorful lips, her body already cold.
It's been years since we first met
Now it's fall and the leaves are wet
I think you must have lost some weight...
But you're still lovely...
Lying myself across her body, I couldn't stop myself from pressing my lips to hers, her cold shivering me to the bone, but the warmth of the scene filling it with a strange 'head in the oven feet in the freezer' effect. I couldn't tell if Sayaka and Madoka were still crying over the death, or just shocked at the display. I placed my hands on her chest, the body that was kept form me in life, I couldn't stop myself from touching in death.
We'll let this be our hideaway
Our Secret.
I'll set you free though must I must stay...
Because our love can not be shared!
The Witch roared again, rage filling her very form with my constant punishment and apparent 'not giving a crap' attitude to her. Leaping into the air, crashing down with deafening power, crushing one of the massive tables which littered the room. Standing and drawing another weapon from the nether, an M60, I pulled the bolt back, and bellowed in equal rage to the Witch as the weapon's gunshots punctuated my singing.
"This will be your one last kiss goodbye and I wish you- And I wish you!" The bullets tore into her flesh, causing her to stagger and stop her advance, panting for air and trying to recover. Discarding the empty weapon I drew a grenade launcher from the nether and readied it. "This will be your one last kiss goodbye and I wish you- And I wish you well in hell!" With each explosion rocking her body, she limped back to the corner. I quickly returned to Mami again, determined to finish this.
I know that you'll be waiting
Sleeping in your pelt.
If I can't have you baby no one ever will-
Because our love can't be shared!
"This will be your one last kiss goodbye and I wish you- And I wish you!" I belted, advancing on the retreating Witch. From the nether came a behemoth I had been saving for Walpurgisnacht... but I was too angry to think. From the nether came a shiny new Davy Crockett, ready for work. Charlotte roared once, allowing an opening. "This will be your one last kiss goodbye and I wish you- And I wish you well!" Clicking the safety off, I fired the massive rocket, which Charlotte swallowed, her face turning into a grim realization. Turning the disk, I froze time enough to return to Mami, pulled her up over my shoulder and walked to the stunned, frozen face of Sayaka and Madoka, grabbed both of their collars and drug them away from the explosion. Setting Mami's cold corpse down and releasing the two others, I unfroze time. Charlotte swallowed just as the rocket exploded, her body erupting into a shower of sparks and one gigantic mushroom cloud, her body shredded into pieces. My rage subsided as I froze time one last time, straddling Mami for our final goodbye, singing to her in a gentle tone.
"This will be your one last kiss goodbye... and I wish you... and I wish you..." Tears returned to me eyes as I kissed her again, arms wrapping around her back, stretching myself across her. "This will..." I sniffed, banishing the tears as best as I could. "This will be our one last kiss goodbye... and I wish you... and I wish you well..." I broke down, sobbing the last words of the song. "And I wish you well, my love..."