This is a parody of a parody. I saw something like this in (Rolling InThe Deep Blue Sea) and I wanna try. Might do some more if this one turns out well.

Payphone, by Maroon 5.

A lovely day on the Sunny, but for some reason Luffy is…singing. Full out. With only Sanji, Zoro, and Nami onboard. Well, Zoro's asleep, and Nami is studying in their library. For now. Poor Sanji.

I'm at a payphone trying to call home

"You wanna go back to the East Blue?" Sanj said, shocked.
All of my change I spent on you
"HEY! THAT'S MY MONEY!"

Where have the times gone
"Uhh…I think Chopper has the newspaper somewhere."

Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
"NAMI-SWAN IS MINE!"
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
"Luffy, I don't remember anything like that."

The people we used to be
"We had past lives?"

It's even harder to picture
"Uh, Luffy, you broke our camera with Usopp, remember?"

That you're not here next to me
"No, I'm over here.

You say it's too late to make it
"You broke it a month ago?"

But is it too late to try?
"Yes, we threw it away."

And in our time that you wasted
"When did I ever waste time on this ship!"

All of our bridges burned down

"Well sorry that I can set my foot on fire, ."

I've wasted my nights
"Really? I couldn't tell, after all, you doing late-night games of tag with Chopper, Brook and Usopp isn't that much of a lead."

You turned out the lights
"No, that's Frankey's job."

Now I'm paralyzed
"You're swinging on the mast."

Still stuck in that time when we called it love

"WHAT THE HELL?"

But even the sun sets in paradise
"'Course it does, stupid."
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
"you already said that…"

All of my change I spent on you
"And that too…"

Where have the times gone
"Dammit, stop repeating yourself!"

Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
"Again, stop it! Shut up!"
If happy ever after did exist
"This world is filled with pirates, and you believe in a happy ever after?"

I would still be holding you like this
"AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL?

All those fairytales are full of sh*t
"Reeaaalllyyy? I didn't know!"

One more stupid love song I'll be sick
"I agree, so shut up!"
You turned your back on tomorrow
"You made me!"

Cause you forgot yesterday
"DAMMIT LUFFY, SHUT UP!"

I gave you my love to borrow
"When was this?"

But just gave it away
"Again, when the hell was this?"

You can't expect me to be fine
"No, because you get in a fight with everyone with meet!"

I don't expect you to care
"I DON'T!"

I know I've said it before
"YES, YOU HAVE!"

But all of our bridges burned down
"URGGHHH!"

I've wasted my nights
"SHUUTT UP!"

You turned out the lights
"NO I DIDN'T!"

Now I'm paralyzed
"I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PARALYZED IF YOU DON'T SHUT IT!"

Still stuck in that time when we called it love
"GO TO HELL!"

But even the sun sets in paradise
"Luffy, please be quiet?"
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
"Please?"

All of my change I spent on you
"I'll give you as much meat as you want?"

Where have the times gone
"…"

Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
"And I won't make you eat anything green for a month?"

If happy ever after did exist
"Two months?"

I would still be holding you like this
"…"

All those fairytales are full of sh*t
"DAMN YOU!"

One more stupid love song I'll be sick
At this point, poor Sanji is being sick, and is puking over the side of the ship.
Now I'm at a payphone...
And then Zoro opens his eye.
"Zoro, dammit, help me shut up Luffy!"
Man work that sh*t
"NOT YOU TOO!"

I'll be out spending all this money while you sitting round
"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY!"

Wondering why it wasn't you who came up from nothing
"WELL SORRY THAT I WAS STARVING ON AN ISLAND!"

Made it from the bottom
"SHUT UP!"

Now when you see me I'm stunning
"No, you look stupid."

And all of my cars start with the push up a button
"What's a car?"

Telling me the chances I blew up or whatever you call it
"I think 100 chances."

Switched the number to my phone
"What's a phone?"

So you never could call it
"Is it like a Den-Den Mushi?"

Don't need my name on my show
"You have a show?"

You can tell it I'm ballin'
"You don't have any balls."

Swish, what a shame could have got picked
"I did."

Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
"When?"

So you talk about who you see at the top
"Probably Marine Admiral Sengoku."

Or what you could've saw
"Don't say yourself."

But sad to say it's over for
"I'M DEAD?"

Phantom pulled up valet open doors
"I AM!"

Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
"The All Blue? You found it?"

Now ask me who they want
"NOT ROBIN-CHWAN OR NAMI-SWAN!"

So you can go and take that little piece of sh*t with you
"THEY AREN'T SHIT! YOU SHITTY MOSSHEAD!"
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
"Oh dear Kami! You again?"

All of my change I spent on you
"Please, shut up!"

Where have the times gone
"They went out the window while you guys were singing!"

Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
"So you two are gay?"
If happy ever after did exist
"Urgh!"

I would still be holding you like this
"Gimme a moment, and I'll be holding both of you in a choke hold!"

All those fairytales are full of sh*t
"SHUT UP!"

One more stupid love song I'll be sick
"Does Kami hate me?"
Now I'm at a payphone...

At this point, Zoro had fallen back asleep and Sanji had passed out.

"Oi! Shut up!" Nami walked out.

"Oh. Hey Luffy, was there some noise coming from here a moment ago?" Luffy smiled, then did that little signature laugh of his.

"'Course not! Are you okay? Maybe you should have Chopper look at your ears, we don't want our Navigator to get sick!"

"Okay…both Kami and Karma hate me…I'll never make a fruits and vegetables dinner only ever again…"