The Typical WWE
Running down into the ring,
Lillian Garcia sure can sing,
John Cena has got the bling bling,
Lita has got to be nothing to Edge, but a fling.
Some wrestlers out there need a good slap,
When Batista comes out people always clap,
John Cena is the only superstar, who can rap,
Maria is cute, but probably couldn't read a map.
Chris Benoit is extremely die hard,
Triple H is just a giant nosed retard,
Vicera is one love crazy fat lard,
They even have former wrestlers in the movie "The Longest Yard."
Victoria is like a witch who needs her broom,
I want Chris Masters alone with me in my room,
When Kane comes out, the turnbuckles go BOOM!
Randy Orton is hott enough to be in an underwear commercial for Fruit of the Loom.
I think this poem is near the end,
I know Vince McMahon has a lot of money to spend,
Mohammed Hassan and Duvari should have never happened,
But just remember that those DIVA's can move and bend.
THE END!
Hope ya'll like it. I was just thinking it up when RAW was on tonight.