Guess who went to school on their first day and discovered their teacher was pregnant?

Chapter 1

Ryou smiled as he but Rain into her crib. He watched the baby sleep for a half a minute before Bakura's scream pierced the silence. Rain's eye's flew open and soon she was joining in her dad's screams.

Ryou sighed, the minute of silence had been nice while it lasted… Giving up on any hope of getting Rain back to sleep he picked his daughter up and carried her over to Bakura, who's screams had died down, trying to clam the baby down as he went

"You woke Rain up" was the first thing he said. Not 'what's wrong' 'are you okay' or even a 'keep it quiet' he was still used to treating Bakura like the yami was pregnant "Why the screaming?"

"I-I'm bl-bleeding" Bakura whimpered. Ryou raised an eyebrow and began to carry Rain back to their room "Ryou, I haven't done anything to cause this" Bakura added "I've just been inside since Rain was born and I haven't hurt myself yet. I'm just bleed at…" he shifted uncomfortably "…an awkward spot…"

Ryou sighed and set Rain down on the rug then looked over at Bakura "Fine. Let's see it-Oh! Wow… that is weird" Ryou had turned bright red, not used to seeing that part of his yami "O-Okay, you cover yourself up and keep on eye on Rain, I'll call Yami and see if he knows what's going on"

Bakura nodded and got dressed. Ryou got up and ran over to the phone, quickly dialing Yugi's number. "This is the turtle game shop, how can I help you?" Yugi asked on the other side of the line

"I need to speak to Yami"

"Oh, Bakura! Sure I'll get him. Wait just a second, okay"

The wait was much longer than a second and unbelievably boring. Ryou watched Rain giggle and tug at Bakura's hair for a while before Yami's voice came though the phone "Ryou? Bakura didn't murder the baby did he?"

"Um… no… no, I don't think he did or will (considering he was the one who gave birth to it). It's um… well… you know that… part that he got so he could give birth to Rain? Well, it's been a month now and it's still there… and it's bleeding…"

"…you really never took a health class did you?"

"No. My father didn't want it too 'pollute' me"

"And your mom?"

"She's dead"

"…oh… well, the only pregnancy potion I knew included the person keeping one of those for half a year after birth so if they wanted another kid they wouldn't need another potion (though I know you only wanted on) and of course it's bleeding. If you'd ever learned about a woman's body you'd know that 'it' will bleed like that once a month. Just buy some pads of tampons or something for him and unless you want another kid don't screw around"

"O-okay. Thanks" Ryou set the phone back and turned to Bakura "I need to buy a few things. Can you stay here? If Rain falls asleep put her in her crib. You know how to change her diapers, right?"

"Yeah bu-"

"Good. I'll be back soon!" And with that Ryou ran outside.

"Ryou wait! I still don't know what's wrong with me" But Ryou was gone. Bakura turned back to Rain, somewhat convinced that he was terminally ill and Ryou didn't want to break it to him "Okay, Rain, what do you want to play with daddy?"

SC

Relief was obvious on Bakura's face when Ryou returned with a bag of… something "There you are. Where the heck did you go?"

"P.X. and Commissary" (SnowCreek: C'mon, let's see how many of you know what that is without looking it up. You have to tell me if you review) Ryou replied casually "Here" he pulled pads out of the bag and tossed them to Bakura "Rain's asleep?"

Bakura nodded, examining the object "What are these?"

"You put them… on your underwear (I guess). You'll need them for the next couple months"

"Why?"

"That bleeding. It's supposed to be like," Ryou searched for the right words "a sign that you aren't pregnant. And you put those things on your underwear to catch the blood so it doesn't make a mess"

Bakura looked up at Ryou a little horrified "I can still get pregnant?"

Ryou nodded "But only for a few months, according to Yami. Anyway, I hope you appreciate the lengths I went to too learn all that. I had to actually get a library card"

Bakura had never thought of Ryou as the kind to hate books, especially since his hikari had bought over ten on pregnancy. He gave Ryou an odd look before being shooed into the bathroom to put one of the pads on.

Ryou sighed and went to check on Rain "Hey baby" Rain opened her eyes and giggled, reaching up and grabbing a finger on her father's outstretched hand "your daddy's a goof, isn't he?"

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SnowCreek: Gonna end it there. What do you think? C'mon, guess the plot. Oh yeah, this is a month after AOP