Author's Note: This one of those things referred to as a Crack Fic and that is essentially what this is. I came up with this idea while making coffee and began writing it while drinking coffee….
Disclaimer: I do not the Ra'zac. I don't want to own a Ra'zac, but I would like to meet one….(help?)
Introduction
Dear Reader,
If you're reading this, please understand this book was perpetrated by our lack of coppers and insanity. This book will teach you how to escape a hunting Ra'zac, however the majority of the advice we offer is a prattle of dribble with no real educational value. We just thought the idea sounded really good and would earn us a few extra schillings.
This book also offers the reader a rare and unique lesson on Alagaesia's history via burlesque sarcasm and idiocy.
-the beggars at the corner of Squalid St and Haggard Ln. Dras-Leona, Alagaesia