This story is set shortly after The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe, and most chapters will be third-person, with some River and Rory narration. Most will be of funny autocorrects, but there will be story parts and facebook posts too
"Doctor, i hear about that superphone thing of yours... And i want one, but with a, SURPRISE, iPhone. Everyone has one! Please, please, please!" Said Amelia Pond
"OK, OK, OK! You always gets what you want, isn't it, Amy?" The Doctor said relutanctly
Autocorrect #1
Doctor: How's normal life, Amy?
Amy: The usual, Doc
D: Don't call be Fork
A: I didn't called you Fork, i called you Dork
A: Door*
A: Doorknob*
A: Dock*
A: Foca*
A: Forget imp!
A: It*
A: Not that you're not an Imp...
Autocorrect #2River: What's this Electirc Pillowpet pillows keep talking around?
Rory: You got an iPhone, didn't you?
Ri: Not really, my Vortex Manipulator can assimilate any primitive Earth technology.
Ro: Even the Autocorrect?
Ri: Yes, but what's up with this eclesiastic Pepperpot?
Autocorrect #3 (Rated T-Has Donna and Jack)
Donna: Hi, Spaceman
Jack: Hello ; DDoctor: Jack, stop being all flirty wit Donn
Don: DON'T. EVEN. DARE. TELLING. HIM. TO. STOP.
Doc: Wait, DONNA! How can you remember and not be dead?
Don: I'm using the Memory Wetty
Don: Betty*
Don: Fetish*
Don: WORM* I'm using the memory worm while Jack is fixing in the mirror
Doc: How can he be fixing IN the mirror?
Don: Sorry, i meant the F-word
Doc: Did i gave you a memory worm?
Don: Yes, but you touched it...
Jack: : (69)
Autocorrect #4(It has pre-Alaska Oswin)
Clara: Hey, the Doctor told me to add you, who are you?
Oswin: I'm Oswin Oswald
Clara: Hey, that's my username!
Oswin: Who's that cheap guy that added me?
O: Clean guy*
O: Clip guy*
O: Goodbye, say hi to the Cloth guy
O: Technology on the 21st century is REALLY evil.